Austenland Page #8

but the truth is that I enjoyed

stepping into history.

The idea of

a simpler world where

love is straightforward

and lasting.

I believe we have

that in common.

But all of this is

secondary to the fact

that I am completely

mad about you.

All right.

Well you

may have been mad

about Miss Erstwhile, but...

You don't even know me. I...

You are Miss Erstwhile.

I saw you in the theatrical.

You were horrifying.

Wait a minute. You were

horrifying. I was...

I wasn't great.

My point exactly.

Neither one of us are

capable of pretending.

Nobley, I just

don't think this is a...

The night of the ball, you said

you wanted something real.

I'd like to

believe that I am real.

Is it possible that

someone like me

can make you happy?

Will you let me try?

No. See,

people don't do this.

I mean, this is my fantasy.

This isn't...

Have you stopped

to consider that

you might have

this all backward?

Jane...

You are my fantasy.

Tally-ho.

Tally-ho.

Welcome to Austenland.

Hello, everybody.

Enjoy yourselves.

Oh, my goodness. Hello.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

If you lived in

a world of love

Would you forget

who you were?

Before you get taken in

by a sight of hand

You've got to watch

your step In Austenland

Move, move, move!

Movey, move!

Honey, honey.

No touchy, no touchy.

Georgie.

Georgie!

Get off it.

I love you,

Captain! Georgie!

"I know I feel that way too"

That's a very sexy bonnet.

Knob off.

...and we lost the whole thing because...

Just leave me alone!

This is truly my fantasy.

You can bend your soul

bend your back, your heart

So if you're gonna play

then you better play hard

Austenland won't you come

Where the sun shines

on your face?

Austenland take your

dancing partner by the waist

Oh, with your heart

in your hand

Now you try and catch her

gaze and say "Who, me?"

"I know

I feel that way too"

Come on, a little bit

of hot, hot

And a little bit of hot, hot

Just a little bit of

Just a little bit of

Just a little bit of

I was like, good gracious,

ass is bodacious

Flirtatious,

trying to show faces

I'm waiting for the right

time to shoot my steez you know

Waiting for the right

time to flash them ki's,

I'm leaving,

please believing

Me and the rest

of my heathens

Check it, got it locked at

the top of the Four Seasons

Penthouse, roof top,

birds I'm feeding

No deceiving,

nothing up my sleeve and

No teasing I need you to

Get up up on the dance floor

Give that man

what he asking for

'Cause I feel

like busting loose

And I feel like touching you

And can't nobody

stop the juice

So baby tell me

what's the use?

I said

It's getting hot in here

So hot

So take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot

I wanna take my clothes off

It's getting hot in here

So hot

So take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot

I wanna take my clothes off

I like it when you

Ah, ah

Girl, baby make it

Ah, ah

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