Avengers: Endgame Page #6

BRUCE BANNER:
Did you get that?

SCOTT LANG:
[leaning forward to hand back the phone] Don't you wanna grab one with me? I'm Ant-Man.

SCOTT LANG:
They're Hulk fans, they don't know Ant-Man. Nobody does.

BRUCE BANNER:
Wait, no, no, he feels bad. No, he wants you to...he wants to...[to one of the boys] You want to take a picture with him, right? [The boy shakes his head vigorously.]

BOY:
Stranger Danger.

SCOTT LANG:
He's even saying no he doesn't. I get it. I don't want it either.

BRUCE BANNER:
But, come on, the kid! But he...but you...

SCOTT LANG:
I don't want a picture with them.

BRUCE BANNER:
[To the children] He's gonna feel bad. [To Scott] Sorry. They said they'd do it.

SCOTT LANG:
I don't want it anymore.

BRUCE BANNER:
No, no...you feel bad.

SCOTT LANG:
Just take the goddamn phone. [Maybe next time, Scott.]

GIRL:
Thank you, Mr. Hulk.

BRUCE BANNER:
No, it's great kids. Thank you very much. [Same time with kids] Hulk out!

STEVE ROGERS:
Bruce.

BRUCE BANNER:
[Awkwardly] Dab!

STEVE ROGERS:
Bruce.

BRUCE BANNER:
Listen to your Mom. She knows better.

STEVE ROGERS:
About we were saying...

BRUCE BANNER:
Right. The whole time travel do-over? Guys, it's outside my area of expertise.

NATASHA ROMANOFF: Well, you pulled this off. I remember a time when that seemed pretty impossible time, too.

[The scene cuts to Tony Stark in the kitchen washing dishes after dinner. As he finishes the last of them, stumbles upon a photo of both Stark and Parker, with Parker holding his Stark Internship certificate. Tony finally knows what he's fighting for.]

[Cut to Tony talking to his computer, generating a holographic model of something he's working on.]

TONY STARK:
Look at a mod inspiration, let me see what check out. So, recommend one last sim before we pack it in for the night. This time, in the shape of a mobius strip, inverted, please.

F.R.I.D.A.Y:
Processing...

TONY STARK:
Give me that eigenvalue. That, particle factoring, and a spectral decomp. That will take a second.

F.R.I.D.A.Y:
Just a moment.

TONY STARK:
And don't worry if it doesn't pan out. I'm just kinda -

F.R.I.D.A.Y:
Model rendered.

[In a complete shock of amazement, the render comes back as 99.987% successful. Tony falls back, bewildered by this discovery.]

TONY STARK:
Sh*t!

MORGAN STARK:
Sh*t.

[Morgan, who has been hiding behind him all this time, giggles as she repeats the word Tony just uttered.]

TONY STARK:
[Whispering] What are you doing up, little mess?

MORGAN STARK:
Sh*t.

TONY STARK:
No, we don't say that. Only Mommy says that word. She coined it, it belongs to her.

MORGAN STARK:
Why you up?

TONY STARK:
'Cause I got some important sh*t going on here. [Morgan gives Tony a taste of the incredulous] What do you think? No, I got something on my mind. I got something on my mind.

MORGAN STARK:
Was it Juice Pops?

TONY STARK:
Sure was. That's extortion. Great minds think alike. Juice Pops, exactly was on... [Looks back to the model, Then turns back] my mind.

[In Morgan's room]

TONY STARK:
You done? Yeah, now you are. [Tony wipes Morgan's lips and pushes her head onto her pillow] That face goes there.

MORGAN STARK:
Tell me a story.

TONY STARK:
A story... Once upon a time, Maguna went to bed. The end.

MORGAN STARK:
[Giggling] That's a horrible story.

TONY STARK:
Come on, that's your favorite story. I love you tons. [Kisses Morgan on the forehead.]

MORGAN STARK:
I love you 3000.

TONY STARK:
[Silently] Wow. [Turns off the lamp] 3000. That's crazy. [Closed the door] Go to bed. Or I'll sell all your toys. Night, night.

[Cut to the living room where Pepper is reading a book sitting on the couch. Tony paces in front of the fireplace.]

TONY STARK:
Not that it's a competition, but she loves me 3000. You were somewhere on the low 6 to 900 range. [Pepper scoffs]

TONY STARK:
[Absentmindedly] What are you reading?

PEPPER POTTS:
Oh, it's just a book on composting.

TONY STARK:
[Still absentmindedly] What's new with composting?

PEPPER POTTS:
Just -

TONY STARK:
I figured it out, by the way.

PEPPER POTTS:
You know, just so we're talking about the same thing -

TONY STARK:
Time travel.

PEPPER POTTS:
[Amazed] What? Wow... That's amazing, and... terrifying.

TONY STARK:
That's right.

PEPPER POTTS:
We got really lucky.

TONY STARK:
Yeah, I know.

PEPPER POTTS:
A lot of people didn't.

TONY STARK:
No, I can't help everybody.

PEPPER POTTS:
It sort a seems like you can.

TONY STARK:
Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now, and stop.

PEPPER POTTS:
Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my life. [Tony smiles]

TONY STARK:
I sometimes feel I should put it in a locked box and drop it at the bottom of a lake... go to bed.

PEPPER POTTS:
But would you be able to rest?

[Cut to a lab in the Avengers Compound, we see Bruce fiddling with buttons on a panel. Scott is in his Ant-Man costume in front of his van, with the back open to show the Quantum Tunnel. Nat and Steve are beside Bruce]

BRUCE BANNER:
Okay, here we go. Time travel test number one. Scott, fire up the uhhh... the van thing.

[Scott opens the portal]

STEVE ROGERS:
Breakers are set, emergency generators are on standby.

BRUCE BANNER:
Good. 'Cause if we blow the grid, I don't wanna lose Tiny here in the 1950's. [Scott, Nat and Cap give Bruce a panicked look]

SCOTT LANG:
Excuse me?

NATASHA ROMANOFF: He's kidding. [In a hushed tone to Bruce] You can't say things like that!

BRUCE BANNER:
Just... It was a bad joke.

NATASHA ROMANOFF: You were kidding, right?

BRUCE BANNER:
[Whispering to Nat] I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here. Either it's all a joke, or none of it is. [Loudly and gives Scott a thumbs up] We're good! Get your helmet on, Scott. I'm gonna send you back a week, let you walk around for an hour, then bring you back in 10 seconds. Makes sense?

SCOTT LANG:
Perfectly not confusing.

STEVE ROGERS:
Good luck, Scott. You got this.

SCOTT LANG:
You're right. I do, Captain America.

[Bruce presses a button, and Scott disappears into the Quantum Tunnel.]

BRUCE BANNER:
On the count of three. 3... 2... 1!

[Bruce presses a button, and someone in the Ant-Man suit comes back. A teenager in appears out of it.]

TEEN SCOTT LANG:
Uh, guys? This...this doesn't feel right.

STEVE ROGERS:
What is this?

BRUCE BANNER:
What's going on?

NATASHA ROMANOFF: That...who is that?

[He pushes another couple of buttons, trying to fix the problem.]

BRUCE BANNER:
Hold on. [Panicking]

NATASHA ROMANOFF: Is that Scott?

TEEN SCOTT LANG:
Yes, it's Scott!

[Teen Scott gets sucked in back into the quantum tunnel, and it appears to be an old man in the Ant-Man suit.]

OLD SCOTT LANG:
Ow! My back!

STEVE ROGERS:
What is this?

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