Avengers: Endgame Page #7

BRUCE BANNER:
Can I get a little space here.

STEVE ROGERS:
Yeah yeah. Can you bring him back?

BRUCE BANNER:
I'm working on it! [Tapping the side of the button pad, trying to pull back Scott]

[After a moment, another person appears in front of them. This time, it's a baby in the Ant-Man suit.]

STEVE ROGERS:
It's a baby. [seriously?]

BRUCE BANNER:
It's Scott.

STEVE ROGERS:
As a baby!

BRUCE BANNER:
He'll grow.

STEVE ROGERS:
Bring Scott back!

BRUCE BANNER:
[motioning to Nat] When I say kill the power, kill the power.

NATASHA ROMANOFF: Oh my god. [rapidly walk near to the generator]

BRUCE BANNER:
And... Kill it!

[Nat pulls down a lever, and everything shuts down. Scott, the normal Scott, gets spewed back out again.]

SCOTT LANG:
Somebody peed my pants.

NATASHA ROMANOFF: Oh thank god.

SCOTT LANG:
But I don't know if it was "baby" me or "old" me...Or just "me" me.

BRUCE BANNER:
[holds up his his hands in a dramatic way] Time travel!

[Steve says nothing. He simply shakes his head and walks away]

BRUCE BANNER:
What? I..I see this as an absolute win!

[We cut to see Steve sitting outside the Avengers Compound, staring at the floor, deep in thought. He looks beat, the only possibility of victory now not an opportunity. He looks up as a deafening noise breaks the silence in the distance. As he looks, we see an Audi R8 speeding towards the entrance. The car pulls over to Cap, but goes a bit too far, then reverses to Cap. We see Tony Stark roll down the window and look at Cap.]

TONY STARK:
Why the long face? Let me guess: He turned into a baby.

STEVE ROGERS:
Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here?

[He gets out of the car, and walks around to the back.]

TONY STARK:
[Ignoring Steve's question] That's the EPR Paradox. Instead of pushing Lang through time, you might've wound up pushing time through Lang. It's tricky. Dangerous. Somebody should've cautioned you against it.

STEVE ROGERS:
You did.

TONY STARK:
Oh, did I? [acting like he did not; there's the Tony we know] Thank God I'm here. Regardless, I fixed it. [He holds up his right hand, with a device on it] A fully functioning Time-Space GPS. I just want peace. [Makes peace sign with his fingers] Turns out, resentment is corrosive, and I hate it.

STEVE ROGERS:
Me too.

TONY STARK:
We got a shot at getting these stones, but I gotta tell you my priorities: Bring back what we lost? I hope, yes. Keep what I got? I have to, at all costs. And... maybe not die trying will be nice.

STEVE ROGERS:
Sounds like a deal. [Steve reaches out his hand to shake in the deal, in which Tony replies in the same way.]

[Tony reaches back into his trunk to pull something else out, Captain America's Shield. He makes to give it to Steve, who hesitates.]

STEVE ROGERS:
Tony...

TONY STARK:
Why? He made it for you. [referring to Howard Stark] Plus, honestly I have to get it out of the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.

[Steve fits his arm into the shield.]

STEVE ROGERS:
Thank you, Tony.

TONY STARK:
Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team. [Hesitates] ...We are getting the whole team, yeah?

STEVE ROGERS:
We're working on that right now.

[Cut to the Benatar landing in the yard of the Avenger's Compound. Scott is sitting having a Taco and some Nachos at a bench, and everything falls out of the taco as the Benatar lands. Nebula and Rocket walk out of the ship, and past Scott.]

ROCKET:
Hey, humie! Where's Big Green?

SCOTT LANG:
Uh, Kitchen, I think. [To himself as he sees Nebula] That's awesome.

NEBULA:
[into an earpiece] Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot on the landing zone.

[She walks away. Moments later, just as Scott is getting back to his senses, Rhodey lands right in front of him without warning. This time Scott is so surprised, he drops the whole taco.]

SCOTT LANG:
Oh, God!

RHODEY:
What's up, regular sized man?

[As Rhodey walks away, Bruce walks out of the Compound. Seeing that Scott dropped his lunch, he hands two tacos from his own lunch to Scott. Scott takes it while giving Bruce a puzzling look at this act of kindness.]

[Song "My Supersonic Ship" plays in the background. Cut to Bruce sitting at the back of a Utility car as they traverse the green countryside of Norway. They pass a sign labelled "WELCOME TO NEW ASGARD, PLEASE DRIVE SLOWLY.". They stop at a small town on a port. Bruce and Rocket get out of the car, and look around at the remaining Asgardians, living like normal humans at a port.]

ROCKET:
Kind of a step down from a golden palace and magic hammers and whatnot.

BRUCE BANNER:
Hey, have a little compassion, pal. First they've lost Asgard, then half the people. They're probably just happy to have a home. [Bruce spots Valkyrie looking over at him, and heads over to her.]

VALKYRIE:
You shouldn't have come!

BRUCE BANNER:
Ah, Valkyrie! Great to see you, Angry Girl.

VALKYRIE:
[Noticing Bruce's change of appearance] I think I liked you better either of the other ways.

BRUCE BANNER:
[motioning to Rocket] This is Rocket.

ROCKET:
How you doin'?

VALKYRIE:
[Eyeing Rocket] He won't see you.

BRUCE BANNER:
That bad, huh?

VALKYRIE:
We only see him once a month, when he comes for... [looking over to a pile of kegs of stout and other beer on the side] ... supplies.

BRUCE BANNER:
It's that bad.

VALKYRIE:
Yeah.

[Cut to Rocket opening a door, and him and Bruce walking through it.]

ROCKET:
[Grimacing at the smell] What the... Woo! Something died in here.

BRUCE BANNER:
Hello? Thor?

THOR:
[From another room.] Are you here about the cable?

[He walks into view, and the audience's jaw drops. Thor, who is shirtless, has definitely put on more than a couple of pounds since we saw him last.]

THOR:
The Cinemax ran out about two weeks ago, and the sports were all kind of fuzzy. [He grabs a beer]

BRUCE BANNER:
Thor?

THOR:
[He notices Bruce and Rocket standing there. He cracks into joy.] BOYS! Oh my God! Its so to see you! [To Rocket, trying to hug him] Come here, you little rascal! [growling]

ROCKET:
No, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary.

THOR:
Hulk, you know my friends, Miek, Korg, right?

[We see Miek and Korg sitting on a couch, PlayStation controller in hand, playing Fortnite and eating chips.]

KORG:
Hey boys!

BRUCE BANNER:
Hey guys, long time no see.

KORG:
Beer's on the bucket. Feel free to log on to the Wi-Fi. No password, obviously. [He goes back to his game.] Thor, he's back. The kid on the TV that called me a d*ckhead again.

THOR:
NoobMaster.

KORG:
Yeah, NoobMaster69 called me a d*ckhead.

[Thor walks over to Korg, takes his headphones, and speaks into the mic.]

THOR:
NoobMaster. Hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately, I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT! Oh, that's right, go cry to your father, you little weasel!

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