Avengers Assemble in the Playroom
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- 2012
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Once upon a time,
in a country far away,
there were four children
- who ran away from home.
They didn't have any
parents.
Their parents were dead.
They died in a plane crash.
How horrible.
That's what happened.
Turn around,
touch the ground.
Kick your boyfriend
out of town.
Lemonade.
Crunchy ice.
Sip it once. Sip it twice.
You coming back?
You want me to?
You want to?
Hey.
How ya doing?
Sam take off your coat.
I got my report card today.
Straight A's?
I made a C in art.
Have you seen my joke
book?
Hope it's lost.
jokes.
Sam, go feed the cat.
Take off your coat.
They buried them,
or what was left of them,
in a hole they dug in the
backyard,
next to the graves of
their dead pets.
Their pets were
on the plane?
No, they died of
natural causes.
Have to be
a pretty big hole.
Unless...
Unless what?
couple of pieces left like...
their heads, or an arm or a
leg.
You, are disgusting.
the one who made it
a plane crash.
So they're
living in the house,
A big enormous castle,
all by themselves.
I thought you said
they ran away from home.
Let me tell
the story, would you?
OK.
That's what you said.
There.
My joke book isn't here.
Sam, if you wear your coat
in the house,
it won't keep you warm when
you go outside.
I know.
They hadn't
run away yet,
because...
they couldn't get
out of the house.
Everything was locked
from the outside.
All the doors were locked,
and the windows...
Trapped. Like rats.
Held prisoner.
By who?
A mad scientist.
No...
... by the authorities.
Why?
Because...
Because they knew things
they weren't supposed
to know.
Oh, my God.
What?
They caught her.
Finally.
Why couldn't they
just leave her alone?
Because she robbed
a bank, dummy?
They're saying she
was brainwashed.
Bullshit. They're the ones
who brainwash people.
Brainwashed?
What does that mean?
That means someone
makes you think something
that you know isn't true.
How do they do that?
They just keep telling you
She's in prison now.
That's where they
put bank robbers.
Maybe she'll escape.
Take off your shirt.
It's cold in here.
Wussy.
I'll do it.
Wait... wait, maybe
we should stop.
No.
What about...
I've been taking
birth control pills.
Where'd you get 'em from?
Who cares? I got em.
Don't you want to?
Well, yeah of course I do.
It's gonna hurt.
Do it.
Sh*t. Sh*t.
Where are my children?
Janie...
Hi, Mommy.
Hi, sweet angel.
What did you do today?
I took a test in geography.
We had to fill in all
the states on the map,
and name the state capitols.
I knew them all.
How did I get such
Where did you come from?
You know where.
Where?
From you and Daddy.
What's the matter Mommy?
Oh, nothing.
I just, I went to the doctor.
Poor Mommy.
I don't think you have a
fever.
Come here.
Ah.
Goddamned son of a b*tch.
Where's Maggie?
I don't know.
Hi, Sammie.
Hi, Mom.
Where were you?
In the garage.
What were you doing?
Nothing.
You were breathing
weren't you?
If you were really doing
nothing, you'd be dead.
You're brainwashed.
Are you all right?
Course I'm all right.
What shall
we have for dinner?
How about...
... eggs and bacon...
and toast
Yummy.
What's for dinner?
I'm making eggs and bacon.
That's breakfast, Mom.
You missed it.
What were you and Ryan
doing in the garage?
Don't walk away from me.
Promise me you won't grow
up to be like your sister.
I promise.
Freedom, get goin'
Lots to be learned and
lots to be knowin' 'bout
Sit 'em right down and
Freedom, gotta win it
Gotta put yourself
smack dab in it
Hey tomorrow
Hey don't you go away
Two nickels in ten
cents.
And a dime is 20 cents.
- And one penny i-
- Shut up.
I'm counting my money.
Well... shut up.
You shut up.
Shhh...
You're brainwashed.
If the
doors are locked,
there has to be
another way out.
The roof.
Too dangerous.
It's five stories high.
They could jump
off the roof into the snow.
Snow?
Yeah.
All right. They climbed
onto the top of the roof,
and jumped off into the
snow.
They started to run away,
but...
But what?
A cop saw them
jump.
And he came after them...
They had to
think of something quick.
I know.
Something bold...
I know...
Something brilliant.
I know!
What?
"Possum."
Play dead?
It's perfect.
Daddy.
Hello, sweetheart.
How was your day?
Fine, how was
yours?
Well, well not bad.
Hello, Donna.
Hello, Martin. How are you?
How are you?
Fine.
Mommy went to the doctor.
Well,
I wasn't feeling well.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.
Can I fix you another drink?
That'd be nice.
Janie, would you
like a drink?
That would be nice.
I lost my joke book.
Well, try to
remember where you were
the last time you had it.
But, I can't remember.
That's how you find it.
There
you go, Princess.
One soda pop on the rocks.
Thanks, Daddy.
There's a dent in your car.
Did you hit something,
or did something hit you?
Will the insurance pay for it?
Well it helps if you tell them
what happened.
Maybe someone hit the car
while it was parked.
That sounds right.
Hi, son.
Hey, Dad.
It's time to wash
your hands for dinner.
They're not dirty.
Ah. It's a good policy to
wash them anyway.
OK.
Dinner is ready.
Hello, Christian.
Hi, Dad.
You been reading?
Uh huh.
Sam go tell your sister
to come to supper.
Maggie, dinner.
Bacon and eggs.
and eggs for dinner.
Feels kind of special.
Like we're getting up early
and going somewhere.
Yes, we could be
eating breakfast
in the middle of the night
before starting out on a trip.
To Tahiti.
No, the South Pole.
Outerspace.
Maggie, where would
you choose to go?
Anywhere.
Well, I saw they
caught Patty Hearst.
She said she wouldn't let
herself be taken alive.
She knew if she was dead,
everyone would just say
having to face the truth.
The truth is, she's a terrorist.
She's a resistance fighter.
You have to be occupied
to put up a resistance.
She is occupied...
by the system.
The system.
Well, there is a
system of sorts.
that exerts a
measure of control...
You're brainwashed, Dad.
- over our our actions...
- Dad, you're brainwashed.
... and our thoughts.
Sam, you shouldn't say
that to someone's face.
You say it behind
their backs.
I need another drink.
Let's have a spelling bee.
Spelling bee?
With all my good spellers?
Yeah.
Well, OK. Let's see.
Janie, can you spell familiar?
Familiar.
F-A-M-I...
- L-I-A-R
- Good.
Now, Christian. Can you
spell sanctuary?
What's a sanctuary?
It's a special place,
a protected place.
Like a hiding place...
Sanctuary.
S-A-N-C-T-U-A-R-Y
Right.
You see, spelling is a skill.
You don't have to know
what a word means
to be able to spell it.
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