Avengers Assemble in the Playroom Page #2
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OK, Maggie. How about ...
... Habeas Corpus.
That's Latin.
Well, it's a legal term.
H-A-B-E-U-S
C-O-R-P-U-S.
Not quite. It's H-A-B-E-A-S.
I said it was Latin.
It's fair. It's in the
English language.
Sam, it's your turn.
Can you spell soap?
Why don't you give
Mom a word?
Soap. S-O-A-P.
Good, Son.
I got an A in spelling.
Why don't you give
Mom a word to spell?
Did you get a report
card today, Sam?
Sam.
Yeah.
Where is it.
Let's see
if she can spell.
Your mother isn't in
the spelling bee.
- Why not?
- For God's sake, Martin.
Do something.
Donna, can you spell...
Matrimonial?
As in "matrimonial law?"
I did marry a lawyer, didn't I?
Yes.
M-A-T-R-I-M-O-N-I-A-L
Good.
Sammie, give me
your report card.
He made all A's
And one C.
I want to see it.
All A's.
And one C.
That's excellent, Sam.
It is. Don't you
worry about the C.
You can probably still
get into college.
That must be the Knotts.
I'll get it.
Janie, can you
spell damnation?
Is that two words?
Maggie.
Hello.
Hey. Come on in.
Can I fix you a drink, Clark?
Yes, please. I'll have
what you're having.
Scotch.
Nadia, the usual?
What else?
We were just having a
spelling bee.
Hello, Cantwell children.
Hello, Mrs. Knotts.
- A report card?
- That's Sam's.
Can I look?
Don't.
He made all A's.
Well, you are smart children.
I know that.
Go upstairs.
And don't forget
your report card.
Sam, stand up.
No, act right.
Come on. I want
you to take these.
Go on. Be a good boy.
- Well it's nice...
- What are we waiting for?
... to be here.
I don't know.
OK. They
all played "possum."
The cop
walked around,
and looked at each one of
them very, very closely.
But they didn't move,
and didn't make a sound.
They didn't even breathe.
They all laid so
quiet and still,
that he couldn't detect
a single sign of life.
I don't think
there's cheerleading
in the Olympics.
- What do you mean
- But I wish there was...
I wish there was...
How's your drink?
Fantastic.
Not too strong?
Not too strong.
Last night was a little
strong.
Playing
"possum" worked?
Yeah.
When the cop finally
believed they were dead,
he went off to get help.
So, they went to the beach.
And jumped in a boat.
A sailboat...
... and sailed away.
Janie, you're just
making more work for me
being in here.
How am I making more work
for you?
because I always
have to take care of you.
You're not taking care
of me right now.
Yes, I am.
So, how are
the children?
Oh,
the children are fine.
Wouldn't you say, Donna.
Hey have got
a joke for us, Janie?
I can't remember any.
Oh, come on.
You can remember
at least one, can't you?
I need the book. I can
Oh, just tell us the part
you remember.
- I bet it will still be funny.
- Yeah.
OK. So, a man said...
No wait. He liked two girls.
One named Kate and the
other named Edith.
One Spade.
I can't remember the rest.
But at the end, he said, "I
want to have my Kate
and Edith, too?
Kate and Edith, too.
That's good.
That's great, honey.
She just
doesn't get it.
Children are wonderful.
This one is.
Come here.
Pass.
Two of spades.
They're so easy to
love.
They don't ask for anything
They just accept what you
give them.
Why do we we ever grow
up?
Why can't we stay
children forever?
Janie, you have
homework to do.
Children can be selfish,
demanding, and cruel.
How would you know?
I was a child.
Three hearts.
Janie, come on.
Let's get out of here.
- Goodnight, Mommy.
- Goodnight, Darling.
- Goodnight, Janie.
- Goodnight, Mrs. Knotts.
- Goodnight, honey.
- Goodnight.
Go on. I'll be up in a few
minutes.
Where were we?
- I bet three hearts.
- Goodnight, Princess.
Four spades.
- Oh, pass.
- Pass.
Pass.
I guess that makes
me the dummy.
- Here we go.
- Not the first time.
Another drink?
I think
I'm good, thank you.
- Maggie.
- Dad.
Just because your mother
smokes, doesn't mean
it's OK for you to smoke.
Dad?
Yes.
What does habeas
corpus mean?
Ah. Produce the body.
A writ of habeas corpus
means a prisoner must be
brought before the court
to determine if they are
being legally held.
Oh.
- Goodnight, Dad.
- Goodnight, Maggie.
OK, I see how you are. All
right, I'll give you that one.
Great start, honey.
What have you got there.
I'm pacing myself.
They sailed
far out to sea...
Are they lost?
No.
They're going to
another country.
don't have to have parents.
What's it called?
Child Land.
Dumb name.
You tell it then.
Ooo and it's alright
and it's comin' on
We got to get right back to
where we started from
Sam, have you done
your homework?
No.
Do it now. I'll help you.
I don't want to.
Don't you want to
get all A's again?
No, I want to get all C's.
I can't remember this part.
Big one... big one...
Bunny... bunny, bunny.
... and then twirl.
Hello.
Yes, uh, Just
a moment please.
Hello. Hi.
No, she didn't say anything.
I told you, she
didn't even notice.
Not tonight,
we've got company.
Who else.
No, you shouldn't come over
tonight. It's not a good idea.
Is that Ryan?
Let me talk to him.
I have to go. I'll
talk to you later.
Come on. I just
want to say hello.
Ryan, sweetheart, it's
Donna. How are you?
I know you were
over here this afternoon.
You didn't even come
in and say hello to me.
Why don't you come
on over right now?
No, I am sure Maggie
wouldn't mind.
What is the matter with you?
What did Ryan say?
- Ouch.
- I have to get the knots out.
He wanted to come over.
He loves you.
Ow, you're hurting me.
Do you want me to brush
your hair or not?
No, I'll do it.
No...
I'll do it.
You don't know
what love is.
Yes I do.
It fills you up. It makes
you feel happy and full.
No, it's the opposite.
You know that feeling
you get here
when you slip on the stairs?
For one second, it's
like the whole world
is a hole you're falling into...
That's what love feels like.
Like you're falling down
a hole inside yourself.
Do you love Ryan?
No.
Sam.
Do you have to go
to the bathroom?
No.
Look, listen
to this. Listen to this.
I'm not going to be
the butt of any of your jokes.
Play some
Bobby Darin.
No, no. We're not
having any Bobby Darin.
There's a couple
reasons I like this album.
Which album?
I like Mr. and Mrs. Knotts.
They're idiots.
Why are they idiots?
Because they come
over here every night.
Mommy and
Daddy like them.
Shut up. I can't concentrate
while you're talking.
Dad could beat Mr. Knotts
in an arm wrestling
match any day.
Mom could beat
Mrs. Knotts, too.
Shut up.
Grown ups don't
arm wrestle.
You win.
They sailed far away from
land. Far from everything.
And then, one day when the
younger girl was fishing...
something jerked the line.
So hard it pulled her
overboard.
She held onto the line as the
fish dragged her away.
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