Avengers Assemble in the Playroom Page #3
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And then, the line broke.
And the fish swam away.
She floated, waiting for the
boat to find her.
But it didn't come.
At night, God pulls the
covers up over the earth,
and puts it to bed.
The world never
goes to bed.
While one half is asleep, the
other half is always awake.
That's why you see stars.
They're little tiny
holes in the blanket...
for the light to come through.
That's not what
the stars are.
Space is empty,
and the stars are on fire.
Nuh uh. Mommy told me
when I was a little girl.
Mom is a well known liar.
She was just telling you a
story.
No.
Another stupid, drunk story.
Don't say that.
Take it back.
You have to take it back.
OK. OK.
I take it back.
I want my Mommy.
And just as she was about to
drown...
she turned around, and
there was an island.
She lay down on
the sand half dead.
The next day, she heard
voices and saw some
natives making a fire on the
beach.
"She's already half
cooked by the sun,
so it won't take long,"
one of them said.
And then the Chief's son,
who was handsome,
said, "She is beautiful.
I'd rather not eat her."
And then another said, "We
have to kill her.
She will feed us for a week."
Then Takuna said to her,
"My tribe is hungry.
Help us and I
will spare you."
Then she reached
into her pocket,
and pulled out
some seeds and said,
"I have beans and corn,
and tomatoes and apples.
We will plant them,
and you'll have a garden.
Hello sweetheart, what are
you doing down here?
Maggie said I was stupid.
Oh. You are not stupid
sweetheart.
And you can tell Maggie
that I said you are
smarter than she is.
Can I stay here
with you, Mommy?
Aw, now the little
For five minutes.
I won't say anything.
No. You have to
go back upstairs.
We're having a
grown up evening.
Oh.
I found my joke book.
I'll tell you a joke.
Janie.
- Janie.
... who was very, very poor.
upstairs now, Janie,
like your mother says.
Maggie said the stars
are on fire.
She said God doesn't pull
the covers over us at night.
The stars are on fire.
And God is very busy.
She's just very tired.
Hey, you tell Maggie that
I said to put you to bed.
- Now?
- Now.
- Goodnight, Janie.
- Goodnight, Janie.
- Goodnight, Janie.
- Goodnight, Janie.
She's exhausted.
Janie.
And then,
Takuna, kissed her,
and the natives
danced around her.
marry him.
And she said, yes.
And they went to go
live in his tree house.
What about the boat?
Well, one day a year later,
the boat came to the island.
A year?
What could they be
doing for a year?
Never mind.
There you go.
Dance it up.
I'm gonna dance
with your wife.
Don't step on her toes.
- I'm not. -
She doesn't like that.
You guys have
whipped cream?
Oh gosh,
we could whip some up.
Janie.
Come back inside, Janie.
Oh, Sam.
No you can't come out here.
Wow.
Oh, great.
Wow.
It looks different
from up here.
We're on a spaceship.
We've been traveling
the universe.
But now, we're going home
to our own planet, Megatron.
Navigator, where are we?
Lost in space, Captain.
But I can find our
way out of here.
We must be tangled
up in the blanket.
Tie up the prisoner.
Don't try to escape.
I'll set a course
for Megatron.
They sailed
South by Southeast.
Navigating by the stars.
Warp factor five. Full speed.
Past the
Bermuda Triangle.
between Africa and South
America.
It's gonna get rough.
One day the sky
went dark,
and the wind started to blow
boat around like a ball.
- God help us.
- Christian, be careful.
And right in front
of them was a ship,
As the boat drifted closer,
they saw pirates,
smelly pirates
with tattoos and
missing teeth.
Aliens, aliens. Take 'em
out. Take 'em out.
The pirates threw
a big net down on them
and hoisted them
up over the deck.
Then Red Beard, the
captain, said,
"Ah. I spy a young man.
A fancy pants.
We'll have to get rid of him."
So they put him
on the plank,
and all the pirates
were yelling,
"Walk the plank,
walk the plank."
So he
walks out onto the edge,
and looks down
onto the ocean.
Captain, it's a meteor.
The steering mechanism...
It's jammed.
And does a triple back flip
with a half twist.
- Christian
- ...into the ocean.
- Ah.
- Christian.
Christian.
Not even a splash.
Hold on
Christian, I'm coming.
Is someone hurt?
Oh, the kids just wanted to
play , um emergency room,
so I was just
getting some stuff.
Well, don't let
anyone get hurt.
I won't.
Maggie, remember
when you
won the sixth grade
spelling bee?
learning all those words.
What was that word?
The winning word.
I don't remember.
Uh, it's... uh...
"Icthyophagous"
I-C-H-T-H-Y-O
P-H-A-G-O-U-S
Fish-eating.
Goodnight, Dad.
Maggie.
Is there...
Do you need
help with anything?
Any problems...
I could help you with?
I can handle it.
I was just trying
to scare you.
You scared me.
Me too. I thought
I was falling off, too.
It's OK Sammie. Don't cry.
Yeah, I'm fine, see.
I thought I was falling
off the roof with you.
Who wants ice cream?
OK. I got a joke.
So this guy, this oil tycoon,
California on a big
old plane, and he
gets there and he checks
into this big old hotel.
He wants a drink, so he
goes to the bar
and there's this pretty little
lady at the other end.
So, he goes and chats
with her and they
start putting down
double drinks,
rounds and rounds.
- And they get hungry, right?
- Yeah
So, they go to the
restaurant of the hotel,
and they order the
biggest steaks on the menu
and this big huge flaming
fancy French dessert.
"Ma'am would you like
to go up to my room?
It is the biggest suite
in the whole hotel.
She says, "Yeah."
And so they go up there,
And he takes off this
big old cowboy hat.
He takes off his big old
cowboy boots.
And he unbuckles his
big old cowboy belt buckle.
And he drops his pants.
And he says, "Ma'am, I'm
just gonna have to warn you,
I'm from Fort Worth Texas
and I am big.
And he takes off his
underwear
and he shows her what he's
talking about.
Then he spreads
her legs open,
and he thrusts
himself inside her.
And he stops.
And he looks down.
He looks back up
at her in amazement.
He says, "Golly ma'am.
What part of Texas
are you from?"
That is so funny.
Get it? What part of
Texas are you from?
What part of Texas are you
from, ma'am?
Big man.
Jesus, Donna.
Come on,
it's not that big.
It's more like the
Rio Grande.
Stop. Stop.
- You know what I'm
saying...
Oh, Martin.
Don't look at me like that.
God.
We're all
grown ups here, right?
Oh, Nadia, what?
You didn't know?
Did you know?
You didn't bother
to hide it. Did you?
Now we all know.
You could have
had the decency...
- The decency to
lie? - The decency...
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