Baby On Board Page #8

to listen to me now.

The Japanese love us.

The head of whatever the f*** it is,

what is it?

The head

of "Nakshma" Distribution...

Go f*** yourselves.

Are you taking care of your

glandular prob... can't say that word.

Your "glandurer,"

your "glandurer" problem.

Are you taking care

of that little "glandurer" problem?

How's that "glandurer" problem going?

You taking care of that?

'Cause I got to tell you, the Japanese

aren't real wowed by fat men.

Take a bite again.

Yeah, you could do it.

Yeah. Look at me, now.

Dive in. Aargh!

You're gonna be here one day.

Did you ever do that?

No. It was just...

This is over!

You don't have to lick my ass.

Just give me more per diem.

It's better

when they don't talk.

This is Curtis, girls.

I'm paying you per hip thrust,

so shake a leg.

You know what? I'm so sorry.

I dropped my money.

Oh, you did?

You have a great vagina.

I think any man would be lucky

to be in your vagina.

But my b*obs. They're just...

You need wow by June?

Hello.

Hello?

Mmm.

Oh, look at that p*ssy.

And cut! Come on!

That was directing.

Don't be a putz.

First of all,

I'd like to welcome you to Japan.

I mean, to America.

I'm sorry.

On behalf

of my staff and colleagues,

I would more...

See, now, she put the jinx on it.

Hold on.

I need to fix everything.

- I'm sorry.

- Come here.

Guys, can I get a ride?

No.

Oh!

You broke the first rule of improv!

You really think it's possible

that Angela has somebody

over there right now?

Yeah. I would if I was her.

After I spent an hour

twisting my tits.

Cut!

Took classes on the...

What are you doing, Mrs. Jenkins?!

Oh, you like that?

Like that? Want a bite?

No!

What are you...?

Stop it, Mrs. Jenkins!

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