Bachelors
1
If you wanna be
successful with women,
you have to overcome fear.
Fear of rejection,
fear of embarrassment,
fear of inadequacy, whatever.
You can't be afraid.
As a rule, if I look back...
and she looks back, too...
- Hi.
- Hi.
I'm Aaron.
The intro is important.
But follow-up is everything.
A lot of guys wait
two or three days to call.
I think that's stupid.
Women wanna feel wanted.
I call 'em that day.
Hey, sweetheart, it's Aaron.
We met earlier today.
I take 'em to my favorite spot
right away.
Never the movies.
You want their attention on you,
Good conversation is important,
but making 'em laugh
is even more important.
But to close the deal,
you gotta make it sexy.
And I know all about
making it sexy.
I work in advertising,
which is all about seduction.
wanna buy what you're selling,
and I'm good at what I do.
Very good at what I do.
I find most women
give it up on the first date.
Of course, they always
give the disclaimer.
I never did it this fast
with anybody before.
That means she always
gives it up fast.
I just go along with it.
I feel so honored.
The worst part is afterwards
when you just want 'em
to go home.
Hey, sweetheart.
Let's get you home, okay?
Don't want you
driving home too late.
That was amazing.
You're amazing.
Legs behind the head thing
was mind-blowing. I mean...
Sorry. I just have
to get up early.
Got a presentation.
These are really cute.
So are you. Um...
Call me. Make sure
you got home okay.
Okay.
And no, I don't hate women.
I love women.
I just don't fall in love
with women.
I live a very blessed life.
I'm in my mid-30s,
I got a great job,
no wife and no kids.
And I damn sure don't feel
like I'm missing out
on the whole
wife and kids thing.
Don't get me wrong.
I don't have anything
against that lifestyle.
It's just not for me.
- Got it. Talk to you soon.
- Talk to you soon.
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
I'm on my way to meet Kayla,
how to tell her.
As many times as I've done this,
you'd think it'd be easy.
But Kayla's different.
I really like her.
I met Kayla
walking down the street, too.
Well, I didn't
actually meet her.
But that's the first time
I saw her.
And when I saw her again,
I knew I had to make a move.
Hi, I'm Aaron.
Of course I didn't wait to call.
I probably called Kayla faster
than I've ever called anybody.
Hey, Kayla, how you doin'?
It's Aaron.
We went to the spot
for dinner and all that,
but it was different.
Kayla was easier to talk to
than anybody
I've ever gone out with.
I mean, I genuinely
had a good time.
Sh*t, she was making me laugh.
Of course,
I put the sexy on her.
But she put
even more sexy on me.
I was sure Kayla would
give it up on our first night.
After all, most women do, right?
Instead, we ended up laughing
and talking all night.
Even though
she didn't give it up,
I let her crash
for the entire night.
What the f*** was wrong with me?
I even let her
stay for breakfast.
Next thing I knew,
we were hanging out.
And I have to be honest.
I hadn't had this much fun
since I was a kid.
But she still didn't give it up.
I couldn't believe
I was just letting it happen.
The more I got to know Kayla,
the more I got to like her.
She had a lot of good qualities.
She had a great job
at an accounting firm,
she had her own place,
she was single, no kids,
she wasn't crazy,
she worked out,
she didn't smoke
but she liked to drink,
she listened to jazz and reggae,
she watched sports,
she didn't go to church,
but she believed in God,
and most importantly,
she was really smart.
Checkmate.
Really, really smart.
Trust me when I tell you,
when she finally gave it up,
it was worth the wait.
It was weird.
Even when I wasn't with her,
What the f*** was wrong with me?
That was when I realized
the time had come.
Hey.
How was your day?
It was okay.
How was yours?
Fantastic. Even better now
that I saw you, cutie pie.
So you all ready for tonight?
Yeah, we got everything
delegated and planned out.
It should be a good time.
I bet.
Kayla, there's...
There's something I wanted
to talk to you about.
Yeah, there's something
I need to tell you, too.
You first.
Okay. Um...
Well, I...
don't really know
how to say this, so I...
I guess I'll just say it.
I got a job offer in Chicago.
It's with the same company
doing the same job
for the same amount of money.
I put in for a transfer
because, I don't know,
I guess I just wanted a change.
That was before I met you.
I don't have to take the job.
I just basically wanted
to run it by you to...
see what you thought
before I made a decision.
Trust me, I'm not trying to put
any pressure or cables on you.
Just wanna know
what you thought.
So what do you think?
- You do?
- Hell yeah!
Chicago is a great city.
Maybe a change is just
what you need right now.
If I had a chance
to move to Chicago,
I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Hell yeah!
Thanks for being so supportive.
So what did you want to tell me?
Oh, you know, it was nothing.
I forgot it already.
But I am so stoked
to hear about Chicago.
I mean, you are so lucky!
Maybe I can even
come visit you sometime.
Hell yeah.
Sorry to cut this short.
I'd better go
and give my notice.
You guys have fun tonight.
- Congrats again, gorgeous.
- Thanks.
You know what, Aaron?
I was really hoping
that when I told you
that you would say to me
you would slit your wrists
with a butter knife
Guess I was wrong.
You are a really
great guy, Aaron.
You need to stop
being so afraid.
Afraid of what?
For some strange reason,
I have an urge to go after her.
But it's getting late,
and I gotta pick up Sean.
Oh, oh!
One second, a**hole!
And quit honking the goddamn
horn in front of my house!
You knew I was coming,
motherf***er! Hurry up!
Sean and I have always had
a great relationship.
We've been best friends
since the fourth grade
when I used to get shaken down
for my milk money
by Biff Bartowski.
Sean used to get
shaken down by Biff, too,
so we decided to join forces...
and get shaken down together.
Even then, we made a great team.
Finally, when our balls
got a little bigger,
we beat the sh*t
out of Biff Bartowski.
We've been best buds ever since,
all through elementary school,
high school,
college roommates,
joined at the f***in' hip.
Most of all, we were into girls.
Lots and lots and lots
and lots of girls.
Sean and I always
worked as a team.
Sean's an engineer.
Although his job isn't
quite as sexy as mine,
he's good at what he does.
Very good at what he does.
Sean and I vowed
to never, ever settle down.
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