Bad Asses Page #6

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Hey, muchachos.

I call shotgun!

Hey. Hey.

Hey! Hey!

Where is she?

I'm gonna ask you one more time,

and then this finger is

goin' in your good eye.

No, no! Okay! Okay. Okay.

Sh*t.

Hola, hijo.

It's me. Vega.

I got your boy.

What do you want?

An even trade.

Rosaria for your son.

Meet me at the Elysian

Park helipad in an hour.

Just you and her.

Bring anybody else,

and you'll never see your

little "mihijo" again.

He's gonna be a no-show.

Would you leave your

kid high and dry?

If he was a scum-sucking

son of a b*tch, I would.

Guess he didn't want to miss

out on his Father's Day gift, huh?

You've got bolas, Vega.

I like that.

I might have some opportunities

for you, my friend.

Could be very rewarding.

Where is she?

Wanting to get right

down to business.

I respect that.

Hey! Take it easy!

Your turn.

Had an accident on the way.

You might want to mop him up.

That's embarrassing.

Okay. On three.

One, two, three.

It's gonna be all right.

- Someone's in the back!

- Adios, senor Vega.

Sh*t still works.

Huh.

So, what are you

gonna do now, Vega?

You can't put me in jail.

I'll be out within an hour.

And we all know you

can't just shoot me.

I'm a diplomat, for Pete's sake.

But... I do know you can fight.

Just like your boy Manny.

You would've been

so proud of him.

But in the end, he was

no match for my men.

Frank!

Frank, stop!

Hey! Drop it!

Not bad, Vega,

for un viejo conchudo.

Come on, Vega!

Show me something!

Yeah!

It's my turn now, b*tch!

That's for Manny, puto.

Somebody...

please call...

ambulance.

All right, drop your weapons!

Everybody put your hands on your head!

Little late, aren't ya?

Sorry. AT&T.

I didn't get your text until

10 minutes after you sent it.

Don't matter if it's

AT&T or Verizon.

The police don't

show up for sh*t.

They got their heads so

far up their asses...

worrying about black men

jaywalking in white neighborhoods,

they don't have time to worry

about serious crap like this.

I thought you said

he was less grumpy.

He is.

Frank, where's Julia?

She's safe and sound.

She's with Diane.

Thank you, Frank. Thank you.

He's dead.

Huh. Well, goddamn then!

Looks like I found me a liver.

Hey, fellas, just

don't stand there.

Hurry up and get

that sh*t on ice!

All right,

honey, time for bed.

Good night, little one.

Good night, big one.

Mommy? Yeah?

How do we work it out for

Frank to stay here forever?

Um...

Go to sleep, sweetie. Okay?

Okay. Good night.

You know,

she does have a good point.

What's that?

Living here. What?

Just until the center's ready and

Bernie recovers from surgery.

And if you decide you wanna stay

longer, I'm fine with that too.

I have to tell you, I'm

a terrible roommate.

Really messy.

Perfect. I like to clean.

I go to bed late and

I wake up early.

Hello. I'm a mother.

You know, this could just work out.

I think so.

Don't mind me. I'm just

grabbin' myself some pie.

Well, I think you're in

the wrong room for that.

Yeah.

What?

Bernie's nurse, huh?

Oh, my God!

To Bernie. To Bernie.

Here we are

Dancing to life

Takin' all in our stride

Without a care

Just you and I

We move along with the tide

Making all kinds of plans

For a life A life to share

Yeah, yeah

Then with a kiss that sings

Oh, yeah, that diamond ring

I surrendered all

To you

Cards cut, got an ace

It all falls into place

I can't wait

To say "I do"

(SPEAKING) And then

the man said...

"Do you take this man

to be your man?"

I proudly said

"I do"

Ohh-ohh-ohh

Here we stand

One year to the day

When I found my way

My way to you

Now hand in hand

Oh, for the whole

world to see

Two golden bands to

lock two people up

You and me

We said "I do"

We said "I do"

I proudly said

I proudly said "I do"

You married me

I married you

I proudly said

"I do"

Yeah, yeah, uh

Look, it's game time Someone

thrustin' a quarter in me

Ready for victory 'cause

competition was boring me

I got my kicks on

Got my lazy slacks

Settin' up shop as we

comin' down the block

Bad boys on the block

steppin' with my crew

Got my own team I don't

need to mess wit' you

Livin' legends I'm ready

to get to reppin'

Keep throwin' the Hail Mary

I'm ready to intercept it

Ready to ride I see

the fury in your eyes

This sweat suit is

nothin' but a disguise

Ready to ride I'm

takin' over, surprise

When I look at my watch that

lets you know it's my time

Ready for action Yo,

we ready for action

Ready for action Yo,

we ready for action

Ready for action Yo,

we ready for action

Ready for action Yo,

we ready for action

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