Bad Medicine Page #5

Private?

You've got windows

here

And people

walking around.

The windows are tinted.

We can see out,

But they can't see in.

You sure?

Mm-Hmm.

Yeah?

What about here?

And there?

The front?

Oh, Jeff, when I look

into your eyes,

My body is overcome

With wrenching spasms

of delight.

Oh, Jeff, your skin

is like a raging river

Rippling under

my curious touch.

I can't stay long.

Tetracycline.

Terramycin.

Oh, amphetamines.

Unhook me with your

hot hands,

And lick my pulsating nipples

until they pout.

Oh, man!

Ravage me, you beast!

Jeff, I can feel

your hard manhood

Throbbing

through your jeans.

Oh, my proud stallion,

Let me unleash

your unbridled fury.

Wait, wait!

I'll do the zipper.

lay, Chihuahua!

Give me

your proud totem.

My love canal

awaits your orgasm.

Ah!

Let's go.

Jeff, did you have

any trouble?

Let's go.

Watch it!

Easy.

Watch it.

Quickly. Just like a bunch of thieves!

We are thieves. Let's

get outta here. Let's go.

Where's Jeff?

Come on, let's go.

Someone must be

very sick.

Hold it!

Hold it!

Here comes Jeff!

Get in!

What took you so long?

I promised not to tell.

Great!

Great, great, great. Hey,

look, I'm going to go find

The schoolteacher,

open up the door, okay?

Ok, how much

do I owe you?

The meter ran out

20 kilometers ago.

So what's the fare?

60,000 pesos?

All I've got

is a 100,000.

Jeff, do you have

change for 100,000?

I left my money

in my other pants.

Pepe, can we change

100,000?

No, I left my money

in my other pants.

All right, but be back here

by crack of dawn tomorrow.

I'll be back.

Is bad medicine.

Come with me.

There is one chant

I haven't tried.

There? There?

You know,

it might be worms.

You better get

a stool sample.

Ok.

Ok.

Uh, por favor,

Next time you go

to the bathroom,

Ponga in this bag,

and return it to me.

I want to take

a good look at it.

You do?

Good day, gentlemen.

We're back.

Today we're going to

fix your members.

With this.

Oh!

Oh!

No!

No!

We going to have to

think of a way

To give these guys

the shots,

'Cause they're not

gonna go for it.

All right, all right,

I got it.

Drop your pants.

What?

Drop your pants.

Why?

I'm gonna give you a shot first,

show them it won't hurt.

Well, I got news

for you, buddy boy,

It is gonna hurt,

Especially if it's

given by an amateur.

I've shot myself up

lots of times.

There's nothing to it.

Really.

You know, Dennis...

I'll be gentle.

All right. I really...

I went into this...

Just bend over.

Really be careful.

Really, really.

I do not feel good

about this.

Huh!

Aah!

Ohhh!

Ibueno!

Ibueno!

Yeah!

Yeah. Oh,

that was good.

Man, I just know

they're not gonna wait

Any five days

Before they start

screwing Lupita again.

We're gonna have to be

back there next week.

This place

is jumping!

I wonder

if they need any shots.

I was getting pretty adept

there towards the end, wasn't I?

Yeah, it was

at the beginning

You were

a little weak.

Dennis, I just took a splinter

out of this kid's leg.

You got any iodine

or something?

Man, iodine went out

with world war ii.

Now we use a topical

antibacterial.

Does it hurt

when it rains?

Yes. Ok.

Does it hurt

in the morning?

In the morning

it hurts.

Well, there's a

little inflammation.

I think

it's arthritis.

I'm going to give you

a shot of cortisone.

Cortisone. Ok?

Hi. How you

doing over here?

Oh, hiya.

You need any help?

Uh, no,

I don't think so.

Ok. Here we go.

Poquito ouch.

It's ok.

There.

Yeah? It's good?

Good!

Wow! Good job!

Hey!

He's pretty

happy.

He's a pretty

happy guy.

All right. Next.

I have this pain in my hip

for many, many years.

All right.

Does it hurt when...

In the morning.

When it rain.

I have arthritis.

Give me the cortisone.

Sure, sure.

You sure you don't want me

to do it?

I'm a real good

shot assistant.

Yeah, in real life,

that's a nurse.

I looked everywhere.

The Americans are not

in the school laboratory

Or in the library, and

they're not in their rooms.

Where could they be

all this time?

Are they together,

do you think?

There's no way of telling.

Then say nothing.

If I ask you a question

and you know the answer,

Say something.

If not...

they're together.

I know it.

The girls and the boys.

The boys and the girls.

It would be

too big a coincidence

If they were not together.

Do you wish me

to expel them?

Oh, don't be stupid.

For what?

We don't know

what she's doing, do we?

Who?

But if

they were not there

For the raising of

the flag in the morning,

And they are not there

For the lowering of

the flag at night,

That means they could have

spent the entire day together.

It also means that

They could be spending

the night together.

Is that possible?

Yes.

Shut up!

Damn you to hell!

If you want to help me

figure this out, fine.

But don't say

ridiculous things.

Call a faculty

meeting for tomorrow.

We just had

a faculty meeting today.

So what? Do I have to

ration faculty meetings?

No. No.

No.

They feel,

the Americans,

That this school

is a playground.

I will show them

that Madera university

Is anything

but a playground!

Thank you very much

for coming

In the middle

of the night, Gomez.

I really

appreciate it.

Any time.

You know,

it was crazy, right?

I, like, stuck this guy

six times in the arm

Trying to

find his vein.

The poor guy's arm

looked like a pincushion.

And I'm glad

we came out here

And started this thing,

But I just wish I knew more

of what I was doing, that's all.

Well, you will.

I mean, you know,

you're just a kid.

You're a freshman,

right? Freshman.

Boy.

Do you have any

medical background?

No. No.

I'm going to be

the first doctor

In a long line

of bus boys.

These grasshoppers

are very tasty.

The secret

is in the sauce.

It's

a real nice place

You got here,

doctor.

I'm thinking

of adding on.

You know,

I watched you today.

You got the touch.

You really think so?

Oh yeah, yeah. You're

gonna be a hell of a doctor.

What?

I used to live

with this surgeon

That told me I didn't

have enough brains

To be anything

more than a nurse.

I mean, like,

he claimed

That there was, like,

this giant leap

In brain power between

giving orders and taking them.

Sounds like

a nice guy.

Where is he now?

I don't know.

As soon as he said

I was too dumb

To do what he did,

I was out of there.

You were smart

enough to do that.

How's your limb?

My what?

Your leg.

Any discomfort?

No. I hadn't

noticed.

look at the Americans,

Look how tired they are,

but not from studying.

From now on,

They'll be tired

from studying.

But, doctor,

the pressure

On the students

will be devastating!

I don't care.

They have too much time

For miscellaneous

behavior.

Please, doctor.

No.

But for most

final exams,

I have three months.

It's madness!

Not at the same time...

One by one, beginning

with anatomy next week.

This is a medical school.

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