Bad Milo! Page #5

Uh-huh. Well, there's

federal agents out here.

- It's looking pretty serious.

- What's that?

We got federal agents.

Come on.

All right, yeah. I'll be right

behind you. I'm coming out.

Button your pants.

Do not shut down your computer.

Do not touch anything.

These documents are now the property

of the U.S. government.

Ma'am, please step away

from your desk.

Sir, do nut turn off

your computer.

Step away from

your desk, please.

- What's going on?

- I don't know what's going on.

Make sure

you get a head count.

Where's Phil?

Please step away

from your desk, sir.

Phil, Phil, Phil!

What the hell's going

on out there?

Uh, that? Uh, government seizure

of institutional assets,

freezing of accounts.

That sort of thing.

No, no, no.

I can see that.

Why?

Sh*t, Duncan, don't worry about it.

It doesn't concern you anymore.

No, no, what about

our investments?

Our employee investments.

Our retirement accounts.

God, I hate to be the

one to break it to you,

but I think those accounts are

probably all zeroed out by now.

It sucks. I know.

You were talking about

upper management.

You were talking

all that stuff about

employees being our clients.

You were saying those things.

What about your money?

What about your money?

Come on, D. You don't think

I was stupid enough to invest here.

F*** no. I'm good.

You... You got no poker face.

You're a p*ssy.

In this world of ours,

pussies don't excel.

If you want to survive, you gotta

take a dump on your enemies,

or else you're the one

eating the sh*t sandwich.

Now if you will please

remove your hand.

Hey, Phil.

What the f*** is that?

F*** you, Phil.

911.

What's your emergency?

H-h-hello.

I'd like to report a...

Another raccoon attack.

Duncan?

- Are you okay? What happened?

- Oh, my God, Sarah.

Oh, my God.

The FBI, uh...

What do you mean the FBI?

What are... What's going on?

These guys came.

These FBI guys came into

the, uh, office,

and they said everything was

the property of the government's.

Oh, my God.

Phil said that all

our accounts are gone.

What do you mean

all the accounts are gone?

Everything.

He stole everything.

- We have no savings.

- Oh, my God.

It's all gone...

Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God, Duncan.

- I know. I know, I know.

I'm pregnant.

Duncan. Duncan.

I'm pregnant.

Since when?

Just... I just found out.

I was feeling...

I was feeling weird, and I missed

my period, so I-I took a test.

Why-why didn't you...

Why didn't you tell me this?

- I just told you. I just...

- Why didn't you tell me before?

I just found out, Duncan.

I just took the test.

No. We said we were gonna wait.

We said we were gonna wait.

Did you plan this?

I mean, did you do this on...

Did you do this on purpose?

Can you hear yourself right now?

Did I do this on purpose?

No, I didn't do this on purpose.

I wouldn't trick you.

I don't know how it happened.

I'm on the pill,

but I-l don't know,

but I'm pregnant.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm just having

a really, really, really

really, really bad day.

Okay. I need you right now.

So please tell me that

everything is gonna be okay.

Yeah, everything is gonna

be fine, baby.

- Oh, my God.

- What?

- Oh, God!

- Are you sick?

Do I need to call a doctor?

I'm fine.

I'm perfectly fine.

I'm just gonna live in the now.

Right in the now.

No, I don't need anything.

I don't need work,

and I don't need this house,

and I...

Duncan.

So, um, you know,

I can just walk away and...

In fact, that's what I'm gonna do

because it's safer for you.

Duncan, I need you.

Don't walk away from me.

I just, I have to rise

above it, you know,

and I can't deal with this.

I can't deal with this anymore.

So, um...

Duncan, where are you going?

Duncan!

Come on.

It's okay. Okay.

It's just you and me, buddy.

It's just you and me.

Housekeeping!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, we're...

No, we're good. Thank you.

No. Don't even think about it.

I will shove you

right back up my ass.

- No!

- Yeah.

Please don't make me angry.

You wouldn't like me

when I'm angry.

Eat it.

...may have entered

through the ventilation system

which runs around the building.

Security guards have been placed

on ready alert.

Mothers and daughters

have been notified.

I don't love you anymore.

- Don't you understand that?

- Look me in the eyes.

Look me in the eyes

when you say that.

Milo.

Dick move.

Dick move, Milo.

Duncan, where are you?

Are you coming to

your parents' party tonight?

I really wish that you would

talk to me.

I've left you so

many messages.

I'll be at your parents' party

if you want to talk.

Hey, Dad.

Um, I'm in trouble.

I know, I know.

I promise I will leave you alone.

Just do this one thing for me.

Just this one thing.

We're here today to put to rest

some of the issues

that have plagued Duncan

since you, let's say,

parted from him.

Uh-uh, I don't...

I don't agree with this.

I shouldn't be here.

I should be living in the now.

Not wasting it on the was.

Well, Roger,

since you are here, now...

- Oh, yes.

- Is it okay if Duncan can start?

Please.

Sure.

Why?

Thank you. I told you

I don't do this.

You don't do what?

I mean, why are you here?

If you don't do it,

why are you here?

I'm here because you

asked me to be here.

And if you want to...

You want to know why

things turned

out like they did.

Did it for your own good.

I was never, ever, ever

gonna be a good dad.

You didn't even try.

You didn't even try.

You don't know all the ways

that I might have

let you down if I'd stayed.

You don't... Your mother.

She was good.

She was a good woman.

In spite of a few things, but, uh,

if anyone was gonna raise you right,

- it was gonna be her.

- Yeah, but I needed a dad.

Okay?

I could've used you.

I needed you.

I needed you, Roger.

One step at a time.

- It's fine. I got it.

- Yeah.

I needed you.

- Oh, no.

- Breathe. Breathe.

No! no, no, no.

No, Milo, no!

- No, Milo.

- Control it. Control it.

Hold it back.

- Breathe.

- No!

Dad!

Oh, no.

Please, no.

Please, please.

Jesus.

Oh, sh*t.

No!

Ralph! Ralph!

No. No, Ralph.

- Ralph?

- Ralph?

Milo, Milo, Milo, no!

No!

Duncan!

Duncan, tell him to stop!

He's, he's...

Hey-hey-hey!

Ow!

Milo! Milo, stop it!

Dad!

Oh, sun, I'm sorry.

I'm-I'm sorry I wasn't

there for you.

- Milo, stop it!

- I made a mistake.

No, Dad.

Dad, Dad, Dad, it's okay.

I should've been there to help you,

and I wasn't there.

No, no, no, no.

I know you think your life's

falling apart, but it isn't.

No, no, Dad. Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

Milo!

Sarah. Sarah's pregnant.

That's good.

- Sarah's pregnant?

- Yeah.

I understand all of this.

- I do.

- Dad?

Dad.

Oh, sh*t.

Sarah.

- He's going after Sarah.

- I'll take care of him. Go!

Go to her.

Go to her, go.

Go to Sarah.

I'll take care of him.

Just go.

Go! Go!

Milo!

Oh.

Milo, you little f***er.

Be a doctor, but I always

liked cell phones, you know?

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