Bad Milo! Page #6

He didn't invest, and now I'm

making more than him.

- Mmm.

- Every year.

Just don't worry

about Duncan and the baby.

He'll get used to the idea.

He's gonna come around.

He's an only child. He's not

used to other kids around.

Hi, it's Sarah.

Leave me a message,

- and I'll call you back.

- Sh*t!

Ma, pick up the phone.

Everybody's changing

and adjusting,

and it's gonna take

a little while.

That's all.

Oh, speaking of the devil.

It's Duncan's phone.

Hi, sweetie.

Hello? Hello?

Help!

F***!

Probably a butt call.

- What... Did he say anything?

- No.

Butt call.

You're in the middle

of the road, jackass!

Sarah? Sarah!

Oh, my God, Duncan.

What happened to you?

Good. You're okay.

- Oh!

- Go down to the basement.

- Right now.

- What?

No, you can't just

come in here

and order me around

after what you did.

Honey, you're bleeding.

What happened?

Please, just do what I said.

Just go down to the basement

and lock the door.

- Just lock the door.

- It's cluttered down there.

I wouldn't go there.

- What is it?

- Sh*t!

- Oh, my God! What is that?

- Go now! Do it!

Do it, go!

Go! Go!

Bobby!

Quick, everybody!

Get away from the house.

Another raccoon attack?

No, honey.

This isn't a raccoon.

Sarah?

- I love you.

- I love you, too.

Hurry!

Oh, my God.

What is it? What is it?

Oh.

Oh.

F***!

Goddamn it!

F***!

Milo! Stop it!

Did you leave the TV on?

No.

It's not the TV.

Should we be worried?

I'm worried.

Oh. Oh, quick,

grab a tiki torch!

Okay, okay. Tiki, tiki.

Come on out here!

Just come out, you chicken!

I don't think it's a chicken.

No!

Milo! Milo! Stop!

She's gene.

She's not here.

She's not here.

You're not gonna find her.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

A lot of people

leave things behind

when-when-when

they leave in a hurry.

I do it all the time.

L-I leave my wallet home

all the time, if I'm in a rush.

- Duncan, is everything okay?

- Huh? A-ha.

Uh...

Stop. Okay?

Because I will jab this

in your f***ing eye.

And I don't want to.

I'm not gonna let you hurt her.

All right?

No, no, Milo.

It's not gonna happen.

Do you understand?

Why don't you just...

Why don't you just come back home.

I'm not gonna...

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Why don't we just go back...

Why don't we go back

to the way things used to be?

Okay? What do you say, pal?

Come on.

Milo?

No! Milo!

Sh*t!

Sarah!

- Oh, Duncan!

- Open the door!

Oh! Oh, my Gad!

Sarah!

Open the door!

I can't!

Stay away from her, Milo!

Who's Milo?

Uh, it's-it's a thing

that's living up my ass.

- What?

- Never mind. it doesn't matter.

- Duncan!

- I'm coming!

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

- I'm coming!

No! No!

Oh, my God!

- Duncan!

- Sarah, I'm coming!

- I'm coming, Sarah!

- Duncan!

Duncan! Help!

Don't you hurt her!

- Sarah, open the door!

- I can't.

Sarah!

I'm coming, Sarah!

I'm coming, baby!

Milo, get away from her!

I'm coming!

Milo! Get away from her!

Sarah, wake up!

Wake up!

Sarah, run!

Sarah, run!

Sarah! Get behind me!

Get behind me! Get behind me!

Oh, honey. Look at you.

Are you okay?

I don't know.

I think so.

Duncan is still down there.

He's fighting it.

Milo!

Stay back! Stay back!

Oh, my God.

What is that?

Kill it with fire.

Put the fire in the face!

Put the fire in the face!

- Milo!

- Duncan!

Get away from my wife!

Get away from my baby!

I'm not my...

I'm not my father.

I'm gonna be sick.

Honey, honey.

Are you all right?

I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm okay. Are you okay?

- I'm fine.

- Is the baby okay?

- It's okay.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's all right.

You matter and I'm here with you.

Oh, wow.

I f***ed you up.

It's okay, you're

gonna be all right.

I'm sorry.

Can I borrow that?

Your scarf?

Thank you.

I'll just wrap you up.

I'm gonna wrap you up, okay?

Is it better?

Da-da.

What the hell?

That's his father?

It's okay.

Yeah. I know, you were just doing

that for me. I know.

I'll get you inside, okay?

It's all right.

It's gonna be ok now.

Hey, everybody.

How's the... How's the party?

Honey, I'm so sorry I didn't

tell you about this.

L-I just figured it would end

with your dad.

You knew?

Ish. I mean, I knew

it happened to him,

but I-l didn't know

it happened to you.

- It was hereditary or anything...

- She knew.

I thought, you know,

the stomach issues,

I don't know, honey.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

It's okay, Mom.

It's fine. We're gonna use

your bathroom.

Okay.

Probably not gonna

clean it up.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay.

It's a very long story

which I'm happy to tell you

all about.

Um, but first,

who would like a drink?

Good.

Okay, be right back.

Do I really have to put it

back inside you?

Yeah. He's...

He's part of me.

He's not gonna try

and hurt you?

No.

He's all right now.

Okay.

Okay.

How is this gonna work?

I mean how-how is he gonna fit?

Oh, it'll...

It'll work, trust me.

There you go.

Are you like turning him?

I... He's kind of

turning on his own.

Okay, that's his thing.

He's probably mad.

I just gotta get him

that last half inch...

- ...in there.

- One, two and three.

I'll loosen up.

Yep. That's it. He's up.

He's up there.

Okay.

Thanks.

- Thank you.

- I love you.

I love you, too.

You know what

I'm gonna do?

I want to take a moment

and talk about family.

Ooh!

You have a wife,

you have a husband.

And you want the best for them.

You want to take a risk

with that person.

You're in it together.

Whether you're buying a car

or a house,

or starting a family.

We need to bring honesty.

We need to bring courage,

to our business relationships,

and to our...

personal relationships.

And not one of us

does it alone.

We draw upon our resources.

Upon our friends.

Upon our colleagues.

We're a team.

Oh, my goodness!

I want to know what's

going on with you.

What's going on inside of you.

That's important to me.

Because we all have

difficulties, trials.

Tribulations.

Even demons we struggle

with on a daily basis.

Oh, honey.

Honey.

No one should suffer alone.

Blessed by the monk.

We're here for each other.

We're like family.

Here's one for you.

And that's what I want

for this company.

That's how I want this

company to be run.

Nobody knows what

the future has in store.

But I do know this.

Whatever problems do come up,

we'll get through it.

Together.

Ask me about my stomach

in baby talk.

No.

- Okay, I'm sorry.

- Action.

Dunkie, having some belly troubles?

- Okay. We got it.

- Good, good.

Dunkie.

Having some belly troubles?

Are you talking baby talk to me?

These are standard

family dynamics.

- What is?

- These are standard family dynamics.

- What is?

- The patriarch reserves the right

- to use baby talk.

- I can't imagine that's true.

Mom, is it fair to

say that, uh...

We can just make a rule,

a house rule,

- no baby talk at the table?

- Patriarch has veto power.

- Patriarch has veto power.

- Let's just give him that, ok.

Let-let's...

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