Bad Milo! Page #7

I don't want to...

Married troubles.

I just wanted one more.

- You did another one.

- Just one more.

Is it top or the bottom,

or they happen at the same time?

- Is it the barf and squat?

- Oh, uh, yeah.

Sometimes it's double barrel.

Good news. Uh, a silver lining,

on this crap cloud,

is that this is largely,

uh, preventable.

Accept it.

Take it to your heart.

Try to find a name for it.

You want me to name it?

I've got a few names I could suggest

if you wouldn't mind.

- First of all, on a...

- No. No.

No.

No, never mind.

What was the name

that you were gonna suggest?

- It started with an "L"?

- Alamosh Landau.

One of the greatest philosophers.

I admire him.

And that's what you

wanted me to name it?

Well, let's go to

Bartholomeum.

I'm sorry.

You stay away from Thailand.

You don't go Thailand.

You stay way. Too spicy mint leaf.

No good for you.

Hey. Don't go down.

Don't go down

to Guadalajara, f***er.

Too spicy for you there.

F***ing right?

Stay with Russian, Polish,

cabbages, potatoes.

But it's not going to make

your beast, your belly beast,

any bigger. It's gonna keep it

trimmed down to size.

And no booze.

No booze.

He's right. You know, I mean,

we don't have that problem.

- No.

- We have the opposite problem.

We have to really take it slow.

We have the Just The Tip Tuesdays.

Slowly Work It In Wednesdays.

- Full Thrust Thursdays.

- I-I...

of course, that was

in the beginning, now every day.

Saturday, Monday.

Not Sunday.

That's the Lord's day.

I'm joking.

Full Thrust Sundays.

And now it's not a problem,

I mean...

...now you can hang

up posters in there.

Listen to me.

Tuna, chicken, or meat.

- Organic.

- I just want to get it right.

- The green sign.

- Listen.

For me, I just don't want him

coming out again.

So I want to get it right.

Yeah. You can put a cork there.

A big one.

It's gonna have to be

a pretty big cork.

Yeah. Okay, session's over.

Got a new patient coming in.

Ah, great.

How you gonna explain

all of this?

Oh, uh, they've seen it all.

Really not my problem,

I guess.

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