Bad News Bears Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2005
- 113 min
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Well, we need to talk about this.
My son can't wear this.
We'll get him another size.
No big deal.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Look, it's a legitimate business,
honey.
You know, they pay taxes
like everybody else.
All right, can you believe it?
It's here, opening day.
Well, we got a lot of great athletes
this year,
a great season.
Before we get started,
I do want to remind you
that it is Summer Discount Days
So come on down if you get a chance.
Meanwhile, so many volunteers...
And people that I want to thank...
Hey, hey, hey!
What is he...? What's his...?
Hey, get... Get the hell off my field!
I'll deal with you later,
you little punk.
Okay, let's welcome all our teams.
We got...
Ray Bullock and our returning
champs, the Yankees.
Lenny Hendricks and the Giants.
Ex-Mariner, Morris Buttermaker
and the Bears.
Play ball!
There you go, Mitch. There you go!
There you go!
Alrighty.
That's it!
Number 9, Joey Bullock.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Go!
Joey! Joey!
That's my boy. We worked on that.
The Yankees lead 3-nothing.
Way to go, sweetie.
That's your boy.
- Next, number 3, Danny Patello.
- Let's go, Danny!
Go two, go two, go two!
What do you think, Lupus?
Sometimes bird poo
tastes like candy.
Aren't you supposed
to be in left field?
Sh*t.
Where you going, coach?
Keep your drawers on, officer,
I'll get back to you.
Hey, Bullock.
Morris "The Blade".
- I'm calling it.
- What? What are you talking about?
I'm calling the game. The kids are
getting creamed out there, you know?
- Yeah, it's a bloodbath.
- Yeah.
- That'll make quitters out of them.
- They don't have to quit.
They're losing, can't you see?
The 10-run rule kicks in after three.
Yeah, then after that,
maybe you think about...
- What?
- You know, dropping out.
- What did you say?
- Dropping out of the league.
Morris, this isn't going to work.
They don't know the fundamentals
of the game out here.
Save them the humiliation.
You don't give two shits
about these kids. I'm calling the game.
Hey, I'm just trying to help.
Where's the honor and respect for the
game from the former pro, by the way?
Who the hell are you, Shoeless Joe
walking out of the holy cornfield?
I don't buy that sh*t.
I'm calling the game.
All right, call it. Quit. Quit
the whole league. What I just said.
All right, call it. Quit. Quit
the whole league. What I just said.
- Forfeit.
- Time!
It's over.
Bears forfeit! Game over!
One, two, three, Bears!
You guys look like
the last sh*t I took.
- It's not that bad, but...
- Shut the hell up, drunk bastard!
Okay.
Hey, Bears,
thanks for batting practice.
Yeah, you guys suck.
- I'll give you batting practice!
- Come here. Come here.
- Get down off of there.
- Get your hands off of me!
Thanks. I really needed another
reason for people to laugh at me.
- Need a ride?
- Go away.
Come on, hop in.
I'll take you home.
I'm not going home.
All right, what's wrong?
My dad's not from here.
He thinks baseball's stupid.
He says I should just worry
about school and work.
But I want to do the things
my friends do.
You know, American things.
He said if I played,
I'd just embarrass myself.
I guess he was right.
I'm just gonna run away.
Where are you gonna go?
Salt Lake City.
Why the hell would you want
to go there?
I hear it looks like Washington D.C.
Listen, kid, you don't want
to go to Salt Lake, trust me.
They don't even like Africans
up there.
- Armenian.
- Yeah, right.
- Anyway, I think I can help you.
- Yeah?
- Yep.
- How?
Here's what you do.
You go home, you look your old
man straight in the eye, and you say,
"Guess what, Dad, we won today."
You know.
- But we didn't win.
- Well, I know that.
You lie your ass off. It's the only way.
Look, this is America.
Besides that, you know,
he's not going to know.
He's from Riki Tiki Tavi,
or wherever the hell it is.
I used to do it with my pop
all the time.
- Really?
- Yeah. You just tell them
what they want to hear. You know,
"I didn't take the stereo."
"I don't smoke." "She said
she was 18." You know, stuff like that.
It's all part of growing up.
The important thing is that you're right,
and they're wrong.
Maybe I'll just tell him we tied.
You could do that. That'll work.
Now, come on,
I'll take you home. Let's go.
That's Norma Kamali. It's vintage.
They can't even make rayon
like that anymore.
- Really?
- Hey, does your mother know
you're selling that crap?
What are you doing here?
Just passing by.
After three years?
Three years?
It's been three years?
Well, you sure are growing up fast,
that's for sure.
Not fast enough, if you ask me.
There's plenty of time for that,
honey.
Just like that story about the caterpillar
who's crawling along like a worm,
and then the next thing you know,
he's in that cocoon...
...and bam!
"Look at me now, I'm...
...a moth."
Or whatever the hell they turn into.
I don't want wings.
I want nice hips and C cups.
Hey, don't talk like that.
What's wrong with you?
Come on.
So how's your mom?
She's fine. What do you care?
Amanda, listen, just because we
didn't get along so well all the time,
doesn't mean I don't
care about her, okay?
You know, adults, they...
Sometimes, I don't know, it's just...
It's like that story I was telling you
about the caterpillar
and the worm deal.
You just walked out, you jerk.
You could have said goodbye.
Well, I'm sorry.
So, what do you want?
Why are you here?
I'm coaching a team out in the Valley,
and I was just thinking, you know,
maybe you might want
to come play with us.
No way. I'm a woman now,
and we don't do that kind of thing.
Well, sure you do.
Girls play baseball all the time.
Besides that, you owe me.
I was like a dad to you.
A drunk, lazy dad.
You made me climb under houses
looking for rats.
Well, that's what my dad did.
Builds character.
- This guy bothering you, Amanda?
- No, it's okay. He was just going.
Go away, Boilermaker.
You're scaring off the clientele.
Designer jeans.
Calvins, Jordache, certified vintage.
What do you say there, Hooper?
Feeling ready today?
Gonna go get them?
What's with the eye patch?
You gonna swab the on-deck circle
for us, matey?
Playing pirate?
Mom says I have cancer of the eye.
What the hell's wrong
with you guys?
We don't want to play no more.
We took a vote.
We're disbanding the team.
So one game, you want to quit,
is that it?
We've been taking
a lot of crap in school.
By "crap," he means ridicule.
And de-pantsing.
- It's been tough.
- Really? Tough, huh?
What the hell happened
to you, Tanner?
Got in a fight.
- With who?
- The sixth grade.
The sixth grade.
So I guess you
want to quit too, huh?
Okay.
Look, guys, I know I've been lazy...
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