Bad Night Page #9

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Aaaah!

What?

What?

Yes!

U.S.A. Yes!

Ho ho!

Well, well, well, hello.

No big deal,

just took out The Collector.

I don't want to talk about it.

- All right, Brian.

- Yeah. That's right.

Now, you see, I saw her there,

and I knew who she was

because of what we've been

saying, and so I...

I automatically knew.

You know, I used

the IPDE process...

identify, predict,

decide, execute...

really hit her hard, too.

She didn't see it coming.

The look on her face

I'll remember forever.

She's not dead, is she?

Damn it.

OK.

All right.

Hundred large.

Thanks for the gig, Ari.

Good luck in Brazil.

You girls all right?

We'll live.

- Thanks for coming back for us.

- Sorry about that.

I really didn't trust you

until I got back home

and smelled your clothes

in the back seat of my car.

Yeah. We're probably gonna

need those back.

Kate?

Where are you? Kate!

Guys, chill. It's the FBI.

I'm over here. Safari.

The FBI? What the hell?

- Freeze.

- Let me see your hands.

Hands in the air.

Guys, it's cool.

It's cool.

This is Abby. This is Andy.

He was our driver

I was telling you about...

he literally just

saved our lives...

and that's Ari.

Hey, Ari,

nice meeting you in person.

Who are you guys?

They're the real

Viceroy and Monarch.

The one I was supposed

to pick up at the motel?

- Yep.

- And you're cops?

Well, not exactly.

We work for an undercover unit

that specializes

in recovering lost

and stolen artwork.

It's complicated.

After everything

that's happened,

this is probably

the only thing that makes sense.

- No way.

- I tried to tell you.

We should leave before

the local cops get here.

I don't want to fill out

all that paperwork.

Yeah. You're right.

That sounds horrible.

Am I under arrest?

- No.

- No...

but the three of you

are coming with us.

There's one more thing

we got to take care of.

Get a move on.

Coming.

Crazy night?

Yup.

Are you mad at me?

No.

You ready for this?

Yeah. Let's do it.

I just want to go home.

That was it?

Make it look so much better

in the movies.

They make losing your virginity

look better in the movies, too.

Movies are full of sh...

You guys did

a great job tonight.

So what happens now?

Are we in trouble?

No. As long

as you guys don't tell anybody

about your involvement here,

this car is the last link

between us

and what happened tonight.

We won't tell if you won't.

We made a deal

when I got back to the motel.

They said as long as

I helped them,

they won't tell anyone.

You did that for me?

Someone had to clean

this mess up.

All we wanted

out of this was The Collector.

With her in custody,

we will recover millions

in stolen artwork.

See you around, ladies.

What about me?

What about old Brian?

You guys put

a loaded gun in my mouth,

made me hit a strange lady

with my dad's car,

which you just blew up.

Well, you can't

win them all, Brian.

Sucks for you.

Sucks for me?

I didn't win any of them.

I won nothing.

I didn't win anything.

Sun's about to rise.

If my dad finds out

we went out last night,

then he finds out,

doesn't matter anymore.

We can still make it.

Let's go.

Sorry about that.

You all right?

Yeah. Don't worry about us.

We're fine.

Yeah. We're fine. Go faster.

I can't believe the FBI

let you blow up that car.

I know, right?

I've always wanted to do that.

- Me, too!

- It was so badass.

Even if we get caught,

it was so worth it.

Yes. Whoa!

Hey, you're not

gonna get caught.

You're going to college,

and Kate, she's going to Europe

to do her thing

with a bunch of dudes.

My God, I am not

gonna go to Europe.

Staying here to do her thing

with a bunch of dudes.

I'm not gonna do anything

with any dudes, OK?

My parents can't pay

for college.

Why didn't you

just tell me that?

I found out this morning,

and I'm embarrassed, OK?

I know how excited you are

about college.

I don't want to ruin

your whole thing.

Kate, there's really nothing

to be embarrassed about.

There are so many

successful people

who don't even end up

going to college,

and you could go to

community college or something.

Maybe I'd even stay and go

to community college with you.

- What? You would?

- Hell, no.

- Aah!

- Aah!

Ladies, we're getting close.

Put your clothes on.

- Gross!

- These smell so gross.

- Whoa, Andy!

- Andy!

Ha ha! See?

I told you we'd make it.

- Hey, we still got time.

- Thanks, Andy.

Hey, no worries.

Maybe we should

take a second to thank me,

the one who saved the day.

What? You smacked me

in the face twice.

Yeah, and I was held hostage

with guns.

Don't be so dramatic.

Ha! You know what?

Actually, I should be

thanking you guys.

If you didn't wander

into my vehicle by mistake,

I'd be dead or in jail by now,

so thank you,

and here's a little something

for your college fund.

Are you serious?

Better take it

before I change my mind.

See? Everything's gonna

work out.

My God, we should go back,

sell an actual painting

on the black market.

No. We... we need to go.

- You never listen to me.

- Bye, Wheels.

Bye, Andy.

Ha ha ha!

Hey, boo-boo. Hey.

I... I was just coming home. Yeah.

Hi.

Thank you for being early,

Kate and Abby.

Wow, smells a lot worse

than yesterday, you guys,

a lot worse.

Yeah, and there's... there's still

vomit in a couple spots,

so just be careful

where you sit.

Bro, I'm so sorry

I ever made fun of you.

I was just self-conscious

about my own identity,

so I took it out on you.

No. I was a dick.

You're a good guy.

Jessie, what's

going on? What's happening?

Hey, how are you?

Fine, except for

I fricking hate everyone.

What's happening here?

What's going on?

How was your night, you two?

Pretty good.

I mean, you guys probably were

having a lot of fun,

but we decided to sneak out

because it was getting all

stinky,

and so we got in the wrong car,

tried to sell a painting

on the black market.

The FBI showed up,

but they were super nice.

- It was weird.

- She got shot.

No. Yeah. Yeah, but it

was mostly marinara.

OK. Very funny,

Paula Poundstone.

Bear, stop laughing.

Just stay in your seats, please.

Another awesome Saturday night?

Hey, Goldstein,

we gonna stop for breakfast?

No. We're not. No. We're not.

You don't know how to have fun.

Let's party.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

And if you feel

like quitting

Letting go of everything

You gotta break

that haunted silence, man

Like a dusty bell

that don't ring

I wanna feel the sea

I wanna just for once be me

I wanna lose control

of everything I've ever known

I know, I know

All I want is to live

in your memories

I wanna be a part

of something bigger than me

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Na na na na na na na na

Standing ground,

little fighter

Holding tight

is what you do

Who's to say

I'll always love you?

You hide away

from all the answers

Always dancing

round the truth

Please explain

what angels mean to you

Red, orange, yellow, green

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