Baked in Brooklyn Page #2
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- 2016
- 86 min
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- Relationship.
- Honestly it's not ideal,
but I think the alternative,
which is her living upstate
for the relationship, you know?
Like, right now, we're just in
that new relationship sweet spot
where we don't secretly
loathe each other yet,
so I think it could
be fun for us.
But I don't want it to be
annoying for you, you know?
- Yeah.
- Can I speak candidly?
- Do you have to?
I feel like I know
what you're gonna say.
You're gonna say
you don't like it--
- I don't like it,
because you barely know her,
and if she starts acting weird,
you have nowhere to go.
And why does she have
to move in so soon?
- Whoa, nobody said move in.
She's not moving in.
She's staying here.
It's a totally different thing.
- Semantics, David, okay?
After what, after seeing
each other for, like, a month?
What, is she
the hipster grifter?
- The--really?
The hipster grifter?
Dude, you've met her.
You know she's totally normal.
And also she's crazy hot,
and she wants to stay
in my room,
which defies all logic.
So basically there's nothing
you can say short
of proving she's some sort
of neo-Nazi fembot
that would, you know,
make me think this wasn't
a good idea, you know,
and even then, I'd probably
still go through with it.
- Can I show her the mule?
- Yeah, sure, from time to time.
- Really?
- No, go f*** yourself.
[phone line trilling]
- David, can I speak to you?
- Sure.
What's up?
- In the conference room.
- Sure.
- You know you're not
the only one, right?
- Yeah, I guess.
- You have your company phone?
Slide it down, please.
[exhales sharply]
- Do I get some sort
of severance?
- You'll have to talk
- And when do I need to,
like, be out by?
- You clear out your desk
by the end of today.
- Oh, and could you just
tell the front desk
that if my mom calls
to just, you know,
tell her that I stepped out
to lunch or something?
- Just for today?
- No, I mean, probably for,
like, six months or so
until I get a new job.
I can email you to let
you know when I do.
[somber orchestral music]
- Have you seen the news?
Everything's crashed, no good.
You are lucky
to have job, David.
- Yeah, no good.
What did you want to do
when you were a kid?
- To be in America only.
- But, like, what did you want
to do when you got here?
- I didn't think like this.
I think to be in America,
you do anything:
airline pilot,
accounting, doctor,
big company CEO,
ball-base player,
cowboy.
- David, when Tata
was a young boy,
dedushka used
to play all the American
Western TV programs for him, eh?
- I thought everyone
in America is cowboy, bandits,
Indians, sheriffs, deputies.
- Did you ever want to be
a bandit?
- Of course.
The only one above the sheriff
is the bandits.
- For most of the story.
[Obama speaking indistinctly
on TV]
David, eat.
- I'm sure
you'll find something else.
- Yeah, thanks.
- Do you know what you want
to do, like, with your life?
- I like sports.
I can do something in sports.
- Are you joking?
I can't tell.
- Yeah, it's a "Seinfeld" thing.
I don't actually like sports,
I guess except tennis
and cycling,
but there's too much drugs
in cycling.
[rock music playing]
- Well, I'm sure
you'll think of something.
- We'll see.
Awesome, thank you.
- I got to go.
- Thanks, dude.
- Bye.
- Bye.
[hip-hop music]
[music stops]
Eliza!
[lively rock music]
[whistling melody]
[phone ringing]
- What's going on?
- Okay, I've got everything
I need. Can we meet this guy?
- No.
- Just text me the info.
Bye.
- Why do you have
to sell weed, though?
and glamorous
and, like, potentially
extremely lucrative.
I'll hopefully make
enough money to live on,
and I'll get to, like,
live--capital L--
in a way I haven't before.
Plus, I'll have stuff
to write about,
which would be cool
in that I want to be a writer.
It's honestly kind of perfect,
right?
- I don't know.
- But, like,
here's the main thing:
my chances
of getting caught are,
like, relatively slim, right,
which, you know,
is maybe f***ed up,
but it's true
statistically speaking.
It's totally true.
- I mean, like--
- And I hate smoking weed,
so it's not like I'll smoke
all my product or something.
- Oh, boy.
- And you will be
on a very specific ration,
so you also will not smoke
all of my product.
[laughs]
Seriously though,
anything I would want to get
is, like,
totally impossible right now.
- I don't believe that
for two seconds.
- Well, if you play
your cards right
and earn it, maybe
you'll get a discount.
- I know how to earn it.
- Oh, yeah?
- I know exactly how to earn it.
[tense music]
- They're here.
- Hi, David Shapiro.
David.
Hey, how's it going?
So, like, are you guys
pretty busy today with deals?
- What do you need?
- How much is an ounce?
- 370.
- Okay, then I guess let me
get...
2 ounces.
Is there a bulk discount?
- Two isn't bulk, B.
[both speaking Spanish]
Si.
[speaks Spanish]
[siren wailing in distance]
- I wish I had, like, a button
I could press to make
a tumbleweed roll by,
you know, like in situations
where nothing else is happening.
Oh, what was the strain called?
- Green Kush.
- Green Kush, okay.
Do you have any other strains?
- Not at the moment.
- Is there a time of year
that weed is in season
and it costs less?
- Is this kid for real?
- You know, when you buy
different vegetables
at different times of the year,
they cost different amounts
because they go in and out
of season, you know?
- Bruto, weed isn't a vegetable.
Doesn't work that way.
[both speak Spanish]
David, I'd like
to explain something to you.
And it's not because I like you
or because I think you're cute,
but solely because
the more customers
that buy from me,
the better it is for me.
But I got this feeling
that you're not gonna
be my customer for that long,
so I need you to listen.
You need to shut the f*** up.
You need to keep your mouth
closed and shut the f*** up.
I know that you're gonna
be selling to people,
and you're gonna just
be telling your life story,
but you need to cut
that sh*t out right now,
or you're gonna get popped.
And stop smiling like you're
in a motherfucking day care,
or I'll rob you.
The only reason I'm not
robbing you right now
is because of her,
and I'll probably make more
off of you in the long run
than I can take off
you right now.
Don't tell anyone more
than they need to know.
Don't tell anybody sh*t
about your personal life.
You want to talk?
Talk about the weather or movies
or some bullshit.
Don't pick up that phone
if you don't have to.
Don't text if
you don't have to.
Keep all your conversations
to a minimum.
Stay paranoid, B,
and keep it moving.
You understand me?
Yeah?
Good.
You call me when you need,
all right?
You too, sweetheart.
- They seem nice.
[hip-hop music playing]
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