Balls of Fury Page #6

Big deal.

I never finished the training.

What's that mean?

I have no honor or something?

It means you have

no backhand.

Oh, sh*t!

ELECTRONIC VOICE :

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six...

Jump!

... five, four, three,

two, one.

Dude, that was amazing!

I love you!

We are so proud of you!

Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Seriously, stop it!

You ready, pussycat?

Say hello to my little friend!

Are you okay?

Let's go, pussycat,

one more time.

You got it?

Yeah.

Oh, no!

I heard that.

ERNIE:

Okay, no more games.

Let me help you with that,

Master.

There you go.

Hey, I wanted to thank you

for everything

that you've done for me.

So I got you

a little something.

It's really not necessary.

But Master will accept.

What is it?

Let me guess.

It's something small.

No, don't...

Cufflinks? It's a ring.

I love jewelry.

I can't guess. What is it?

It's a new lucky cricket.

Oh.

Was.

I shall carry it

with me always.

Yeah.

Don't bother.

He's pretty much dead.

No, no, no.

I will carry the box.

It will bring my spare change

great honor.

Okay, you do that.

You do that.

Hey, gweilo!

I just want to say

no hard feelings, huh?

Good luck

on the new school, gweilo.

Thanks, man.

(SPEAKING CHINESE)

Dragon say, "May Wong's

school of table tennis

last 1,000 years.

"Or at least until the lease

is up in August."

Oh, thanks.

It's nice.

Thank you very much.

You know, I think

we all learned

a valuable lesson.

Dragon say, "This is

not over yet, whitey!"

Walk it off, Randy.

A true Ping-Pong player

must always be aware

of his surroundings.

(THUDDING)

Master, are you all right?

WONG:

I am going to Disneyland.

Maybe we should

keep this closed.

There's a gate here.

There's a blind man

walking around.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Feng!

Sh*t!

I'm not leaving without you,

Ying-Ying!

Panda's totally fake.

Feng, not Fang.

Feng?

Feng.

I've been calling you Fang

this whole time.

F-E-N-G.

Feng?

All right.

Please.

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