Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story Page #6
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for getting suspended from the team.
Well, this very stupid. It's no nice for me
and my reputation
as good teacher and good coach.
You're definitely right. I'm really sorry.
And it's interesting
that you're bringing up coaching,
because I wanted to ask you a favor
regarding your volleyball team.
You know Jenny Tuttle, right?
Yes, I know Jenny Tootle.
She quit my volleyball tryout last year.
Would you ask her to try out
for this year's team?
She's had a rough year, and it would mean
a lot to her, and her father.
Okay, seor Houseman. Maybe I do this.
- But no more stories, okay?
- Done. Thank you.
I like the sexy fingers.
What's happening here?
Jenny.
- Gary?
- Yeah.
- What are you doing in here?
- Replenishing the tampon dispenser.
- Would you like one?
- No, thanks.
On the house.
I'm sorry about last night.
I understand if you hate me.
I don't hate you, Gary.
I like you, that's why I was upset.
That's good to hear,
because I need to ask for a favor.
You said that Mr. Daubert
and your mom are friendly, right?
Yeah.
Do you think you could get your mom
to talk to him about reinstating me?
Yeah, I'll ask her to.
- I'm glad you're no quitter, Gary.
- Me, too.
Yes, I believe her when she says
Gary didn't make a move on her.
But that's not the point, Phyllis.
Gary's a loose cannon.
If he screws up,
it's my cojones on the chopping block.
I know in my heart
it's what Lew would have wanted.
Can you feel it?
Yes, I think I can.
Look, the point is, the tennis team
is obviously causing problems.
Look, the point is, the tennis team
is obviously causing problems.
So, why don't we just cancel
the rest of their season
and funnel their budget
into the football team's sideline mist system
that we supposedly can't afford?
- Yeah!
- Yeah! I don't like tennis! Or golf.
All right, people, settle down.
Settle down. Look...
Okay, Maricar. Again.
I rob Couch Hoseman.
"I love Coach Houseman"!
I lub Hooch Cooseman.
Do we have any tennis boosters here
who care to make a comment?
Okay. Steve, want to add something here?
Well, you know, I don't think
we've been doing that badly.
We've actually won quite a few matches,
and the boys seem to be learning
a lot about sportsmanship.
And as far as Gary's suspension goes,
well, the boys actually seem to miss him.
I think they looked up to him quite a bit.
He's prone to outbursts,
but his heart is in the right place.
Come to think of it,
I think we made a pretty damn good
coaching duo.
Let's watch the language, Steve.
"I love Coach Houseman."
I rob House Couchman.
- "I...
- I...
- "...love...
...love...
- "...Coach...
...Coach...
- "...Houseman."
...House-cinnamon.
So I suggest we give them
one final chance to perform
by reinstating Gary as assistant.
If they fail to qualify for state,
we'll cut the team
and give the money to football.
- Any objections?
- Why are we still talking about tennis?
Good Lord! Can we move on to football?
Now, you've scheduled
an away game at Scottsbluff.
Now, that's seven hours away...
I rub Crotch Horseman!
I think we're actually gonna do it!
I think we're gonna make state!
Play it cool, Steve.
Making state's not that big of a deal.
You got to learn to start
setting higher goals.
Yeah! We're going to state, baby!
Oh, my hammy.
Jesus, Nibby! I set you up perfectly!
Why the hell didn't you accept
a groin-muscle rub
from a sexy girl like Jenny Tuttle?
I don't know. I just didn't.
Were those jocks right?
- Are you some kind of fag?
- No.
Hey, if you are, you are.
It's not the end of the world.
But you're in the ninth grade.
You've got plenty of time
in the future for gay sex.
If you want to come out of the closet, great.
If not, that's fine, too.
Play it cool, man. Just do your own thing.
When you get to college,
then have your cock-fest.
But I don't think that I'm gay.
Hell, you can still have sex
while you're in high school.
Just spin her over and pretend
you're pumping some dude.
- But I...
- Come on. We're on.
- Go, Cherokees, go! Go, Cherokees, go!
- Go, Cherokees, go! Go, Cherokees, go!
And this makes five years in a row
that our football warriors
have qualified for state.
What's up?
Let's give them one more Cherokee cheer!
I almost forgot.
Our tennis team qualified for state as well,
so let's give them a round of applause,
shall we?
I'll take it from here.
Allow me to introduce to you
public enemy number one,
Southpoint High's Tommy Tremble.
And now meet the team
who's gonna take him down.
Your Cherokee Tennis starting lineup!
And let's not forget
the man behind the scenes,
Coach Steve "The Bunsen Burner" Pimble.
And I'm Coach Gary Houseman,
the guy who's guaranteeing everyone here
that you've just been introduced to the next
Nebraska state tennis champions!
And tomorrow I expect
each and every one of you
to call in sick and come support our squad!
B*tch!
The pep rally was a total success.
Total success.
My only concern is where Mike's head is at.
Is he ready to win?
Ready to be a champion? Be a man?
Maybe Coach P. And I
should have a word with him.
Coach, I don't think
we should be giving alcohol to a minor.
- Why not? You an informer?
- No! No way!
Actually, I probably shouldn't be drinking
a beer the night before state.
You two need to f***ing relax.
It's just a beer.
This is exactly why I called you here, Cappy.
- To drink a beer?
- To be a man.
- By drinking a beer?
- Yes, by drinking a f***ing beer!
By understanding
that you're not going to be intimidated
by that little piece of sh*t Tommy Tremble.
Well, I don't think I've been intimidated.
Well, you haven't beaten him yet, have you?
He's just a kid. And you're a man.
And that's why you gotta drink a f***ing
beer. Because you are a f***ing man.
Hey, Gary, I thought you said it was
going to be just us three here tonight.
- We got to hide this stuff.
- It's all good, Coach.
Hi.
- Hello, boys. I'm Steffi Nash.
- No, it's "Graf"!
Whatever.
You gotta take that thing off.
We got ourselves a first-timer here.
Okay.
Tunes.
No, this is who you need to focus on.
Okay. Gary, I think I'm just gonna head out.
No way. Just stay for one song and a beer.
Don't set a puss example for Cappy.
We're trying to make a man of him,
for Christ's sake.
Feels awesome, doesn't it?
Yeah.
I'll change the tape.
Hey, Coach? I think I got to get going.
- We have her for another 20 minutes.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
Proud of you, Cappy!
Why don't you take those pants off?
I left my comb in my car.
Sweet dreams, Coach.
All right, Steffi Nash. Buckle up
that strap-on and let's get weird.
Okay, sweetie.
Okay! I'm definitely bleeding!
Oh, God, I've got puncture wounds! Gary!
State. It's a two-day tournament, gentlemen.
You can't win it on the first day,
but you can sure as hell lose it.
We've got to start strong
and finish even stronger.
Okay, when we get out of the van,
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