Balls to the Wall Page #3

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It costs me nothing, really.

You do well in heavy lifting.

The girls love men spotted.

Great men like Chad.

You know Chad loves the Great?

Money.

And when someone takes the money that should

Chad is the Great, he gets angry.

Then, he takes revenge.

Who is your helper now?

I think someone needs

feel the weight of Chad.

Who is the assistant now?

That was good.

What was I doing?

Hi, red alert.

Are you serious?

Do not move.

Can take.

I'll be back.

My God!

Jesus!

Wait, do not move.

I'm going.

Are you okay?

Oh, there's a ...

The Chad attacked again, is not it?

Do what, do you?

Tear his balls

with a bite.

It is an option.

Not mine.

It does this with all beginners.

Up to you?

No, I asked him to

to me.

But you did not ask.

He can not stand there

you need to position themselves, defend themselves.

It's like that guy said, you should be

you want to change the world.

In fact, it makes total sense.

Does it?

I do not know what it means

That said.

So, Ben, is not soft.

Well, I need money.

Goodbye.

Change.

Do you come to this bank?

It's my first day as a cashier.

Can I make a deposit ...

or you can make a withdrawal.

Hi, girls!

I was just exercising.

How long I care

the zoo? Why do you ask?

The anaconda?

She'll be in the cage.

I'm alone and you are two.

Why not join us?

It's a baby snake now

but it grows.

Enough!

- Hi

- Hi

You came home early.

What are you doing?

I was doing ...

yoga.

Good.

Have you noticed that your ass

is eating your underwear?

Yes, that happens whenever I do

The Downward-Facing Dog.

Okay.

I saw you on stage soon. Want to go out

me when you finish your shift?

I can not.

I am committed.

- I'm sorry.

- Big deal, me too.

Let's not be afraid.

What is the problem?

I'm just doing it to pay

my marriage.

I promised my bride

the wedding of her dreams, so ...

- But that cute.

- Love makes us do these things.

What cute.

Thank you.

Not bad.

Not take their clothes off for that.

I do not understand, man.

Why me?

Excuse me, miss.

You arrived on time to help with a

dilemma, we're having here.

Can you explain what attracts him?

In fact, you remind me

My favorite nephew.

Except when you swing

your documents in my face, of course.

These cowboys want to give

a ride.

But there's no bull.

Receive the Great Chad!

Hi, cowboy!

Let me pull the trigger!

You need to take off some money.

Need a lot of money.

Why did Chad earn all that money,

do not you?

He is muscular,

up to his nipples are firm.

His brain is the size

of a peanut, but has self-esteem.

He knows who he is.

He believes in himself,

and it shows.

You need to be more

as Chad.

He is an outlaw.

Applause!

How about a ride to the barn?

Do not feel good?

Now, for every woman who ever wanted

see a man looking at her thighs ...

Trevor and Oleg!

The first thing they look at

is our thigh. Is not it?

Wow!

Yes, yes.

Heck, he's big thing.

I already know.

I know!

It's called "search for the signs."

When I was your age ...

was in doubt what to do in life,

and a great friend of mine said ...

"Go into the wilderness,

let the land speak to you ...

learn his teachings

and meet. "

It seems like the dumbest idea

I've heard.

That's right.

I am inside.

Thousand dollars on the horse winning.

The Lucky Jones fifth.

Thank you.

And then ...

The land is already talking to you, Ben?

No.

At least here is beautiful.

We tend to forget

of problems.

We see that we are a speck

insignificant next to mother nature.

Do you know?

Matthews?

Matthews?

Where are you going?

Come back here!

Go back!

Damn!

The earth is speaking to me.

And you know what she is saying?

"Ben, his future father-

is a son of a callous and selfish. "

No just kidding.

You can go back and pick me up?

Please?

Damn.

Matthews ...

Who are you?

My name is Belthagor.

Here, it is best to take something,

compadre. Need to stay hydrated here.

Do you know what your problem is, Ben?

The fact that you know my name?

This business is very good.

What is it?

Blue agave tequila home.

It distorts reality.

It is.

The problem is that you're just

a silly coward.

Are you a slave system,

and too afraid to break free.

You need to break

currents, man.

It's like I used to say

when I was in the Air Force.

Honor your balls, man.

- Honor your balls.

- Honor your balls.

You've been in the Air Force?

They let you fly a plane?

Man ...

Yes.

And I'll tell you ... I think ...

have someone in that trailer

would love to have a conversation with you.

Ben?

Hi

Hi, you are ...

I, but ...

child.

No.

You are me, but old.

- This is weird.

- I know.

We need to talk

about some things.

What kind of things?

This bid dance.

You need to relax, man.

If you release.

The sphincter relaxes a little.

How?

You're too tense. Very concerned

in making an idiot of myself.

Who cares?

People already think you a fool yourself.

- Really?

- You need to go ahead.

Work as if you did not need

money ...

love as if it never hurt and if

dance like nobody's watching.

- Maybe you're right ...

- Of course I'm right.

Rachel is betting on you, man.

It is betting on people.

And I do not even like girls.

I'd do anything for Rachel.

I know I would.

She is everything to me.

You saw the samurai sword?

It's so cool.

Of course you saw.

No one knows exactly what happened

that day in the desert.

If it was a dream, it was real ...

And does it matter?

The important thing is that Ben was another man.

Matthews was right.

Ben met.

Although not all shave the bag

after meeting ...

but Ben was a man with a mission.

Turbine and their motors

because it is a very bad boy.

Exclusively in Male Locker Room,

the Common Man.

I love you.

Look here.

Thank you.

I love the Common Man.

- Great, let's applaud the Common Man.

- Thank you.

Yeah, he's like our neighbor,

he wants to mow your grass.

- I think I've created a monster.

- I do not know it was capable of it.

Give up fear.

- What did you think?

- My God, just like Chad.

Good boy.

Matthews, that is.

Thanks, kid.

COMMON MAN:

Everyone is looking around ...

trying to figure out

what is happening.

And then, a nun, looks at his shoe,

and says "holy sh*t".

Sure, you do not understand

this kind of joke, forget it.

Okay, not everyone understands ...

Man, that too. They are looking

blatantly to me.

I'm being eaten with the eyes

for these girls.

Girls, and so good?

We know you.

You are the Common Man.

Can you give us an autograph?

In this place?

That's what's chest.

One more.

- Down there.

- It is.

Oh my gosh.

I also autograph?

In your dreams, crazy.

He is so hairy.

What the hell was that, man?

I think I missed something here.

What are you doing tonight?

Let's go skinny-dipping

with the Common Man!

Thank you.

My goodness!

We need to chill

this pool.

Stop it!

Come on. He is a good one.

Are you wet?

I am. Come on baby.

Now another girl on stage that will

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