Balls to the Wall Page #6

---

I just omit the truth.

Why did you would

become a stripper?

This is a good question.

It is best to prepare for response.

I can not find my vitamins.

The tablets are in the drawer.

How do I say this delicately?

We are broken.

- What?

- Wait, what broke?

No, dear, we're broke.

Broken?

I mean, no money?

Not a penny. But at least

we have each other, right?

We had a trick up his sleeve.

Ben would win the Strip-pope-Luz, e. ..

would pay for the wedding.

Everything was out in the end.

Strip-Pope what?

It is the biggest competition of male strippers

the country's e. ..

good, an event is transmitted

live on TV.

Ben would be naked on TV?

No, Ben was going to be dental floss

on television.

My God.

Honey, do not blame Ben for it.

Please.

It was all my fault.

And he was doing it for you.

All he wanted was to give

the wedding of your dreams. E. ..

I do too.

Ben would do it for me?

Yes, he would.

Now that I know well,

I think I would do almost anything for you.

He loves you, Rachel.

I could not expect anything else

a son in law.

What time would he have?

In just over an hour.

STRIP-PAPA-Luz

Twenty years, five hundred cans of hairspray ...

four thousand gallons of depilatory wax ...

and millions of horny women

around the world.

The National Association of strippers

male ...

proudly presents

Strip-the-pope Luza number twenty.

Ben, my father told me everything.

About money, striptease, everything.

I'm sorry, okay I. ..

Ben, for.

Being in night,

by stripping to make money ...

for marriage

doing this for me ...

It makes me the luckiest woman

the world.

Really?

I love you so much, Ben camelish.

I love you, Rachel Matthews.

Camelina.

Well, I think it's time

Lewis Gardner fall out ...

before rolling the sex of reconciliation.

Not yet.

Ben comes in 20 minutes, not

I will miss the chance to see him dancing ...

in front of a lot of women

hysterical.

Are you sure?

You'll flip when you see my little steps.

I'm like a ninja on stage.

- Come on.

- Thank you.

And now, the man who has never seen a mirror

without falling in love, Chad!

Okay, where the hell are they?

Putting the matter in a day coffee?

And onstage, coming there from Australia,

here it is, kangaroo jumping Jack!

It'll be nice.

I'll use that fancy?

Use what you're wearing,

you will get it.

That's what I like.

Common Man, you're next.

Excuse me, sir.

Yes?

The Common Man has not arrived yet.

Could you wait

few minutes for him?

Why do not you go on stage

and speaks to a studio full ...

of excited women,

we stop the show ...

because of an idiot who does not know

read the time. That's great.

To talk like that?

The wave of love coming from Tokyo.

Please receive ...

the great Tsunami!

Jack, do something.

- Need to act, to buy time for them.

- And how do I do this?

I do ask.

You are the king of lies.

This is not my problem.

It's your problem, yes. This whole situation

is a ridiculous problem of its own, Jack.

Stop taking the body out.

Be a man.

You are right.

Hope you're not running away,

Jack Matthews.

- What are you doing?

- Man, I'd use it tomorrow.

Improvising.

Pay attention to the road.

Ladies, there was a change in the program.

But you will love.

Receive the "99 cents".

And there, DJ?

Passing.

Go, go, go.

And that, ladies?

Uncle Sven?

Bill?

It is Ben.

You will not perform, are you?

No, I created the strip-pope-Luz.

And I was rich.

Remember my mother, is not it?

How do I forget? She taught me

things that I did not know existed.

She has already shown the videos

we did together?

I saw your performance unwittingly

you were great.

Thank you.

What are you doing here?

Introducing myself.

Wonder.

Thanks!

I just wanted to say you always made me

feel as if I had a father.

Okay.

Interval, called the range.

It's my husband.

Cut, cut!

Ladies, please.

Thank you, girls.

And now, I want lots of applause ...

for the sole and exclusive Common Man!

I love you.

My goodness!

Ladies, control yourself!

Let me go, let me go!

Stay connected.

After the break ...

we'll announce the winner

vigzimo the Strip-Pope-Luz.

Thank you, guys.

Please, thank you.

I want to thank all competitors,

for this beautiful night we had, is not it?

Applause to them.

Yeah, they were phenomenal.

And now we will announce

our winner.

Come on.

The Ice Man and Gelinhos.

That's it!

That's it.

Congratulations.

Very well.

Congratulations.

Personal, applause!

Love, you were amazing.

I know. Not amazing enough

to win, but he deserved it.

That's life.

Ben did not win the money ...

but more importantly, he won

Rachel's heart.

But look at the situation ...

she will marry a guy

what was once a stripper.

He will shake the very bedroom.

I do not want a fancy wedding.

I was delighted with the magazines,

and TV shows ...

and believe all the crap I read

about having a perfect marriage.

Ben, Ben. I think not.

It's not fair.

Can not believe he won.

These people should be prosecuted.

- It was really stolen.

- Jack, relax.

I do not want to have a heart attack

and die ...

I will now that I find attractive

for the first time in ten years.

Really?

How did this happen?

Was it the robot as well?

- Enough, can we go?

- Yes

- Come on.

- Come on.

Thanks for everything, Matthews.

It is Mr. Matthews.

Just kidding,

call me "father."

There is not much to talk about now.

Mr. Matthews decided to pursue their

dreams ...

and retired from

financial advisor.

Now he is a professional player.

The table is mine.

Damn!

Miss. Watson was fired

after a day of drinking ...

they sent an email to

company-wide ...

with a naked photo of our President

annexed.

This is my story,

and I'll keep it until the end.

And you must be wondering ...

what happened to that man manly

named Lewis Gardner and sexy.

And Ben Camelina ...

He began to devote

their drawings.

There are many people behind him

because of a comic book ...

he wrote called "Everyman."

They are even talking about doing a movie

about it. As Hollywood is ridiculous.

And by the way, Ben and Rachel found

a way of paying for the wedding.

So the power vested in me

the state of California ...

Dressing the Male

and the guy upstairs ...

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride, lucky a**hole

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes