Bananas
- GP
- Year:
- 1971
- 82 min
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Good afternoon. Wide World of Sports
is in the Republic of San Marcos
where we're going to bring you
a live, on-the-spot assassination.
They're going to kill the president
of this lovely country
and replace him
with a military dictatorship.
Everybody is about as excited
and tense as can be.
The weather this afternoon is perfect
and, if you've just joined us,
we've seen a series of colourful riots
that started with the bombing
of the American Embassy,
a ritual as old as the city itself.
Then the leader of the Labour Union,
Julio Doaz,
was dragged from his home
lt was one of the most exciting
spectacles l've ever seen.
We'll probably have a videotape
replay of that later on.
All around, there are
colourful flags and hats.
Now the moment we've been waiting for
is here. Everyone is getting quiet.
The president will leave his office
and walk down the steps of the palace.
For that, we're going down on the
playing area. Take it away, Howard.
This is tremendous, Don, just tremendous.
The atmosphere heavy,
uncertain, overtones of ugliness.
A reminder, in a way, of how it was
in March of 1964 at Miami Beach
when Clay met Liston for the first time
and nobody was certain
how it would turn out.
The crowd is tense.
They've been here since ten this morning.
And... And l think l see...
the door beginning to open.
El presidente may be coming out.
The door opens. lt's he.
lt's El presidente.
He turns!
And down!
lt's over. lt's all over
for El presidente!
This reporter is going to get to him,
if he can, through this mob
for one last word before he expires.
As you can see,
this crowd is not to be trifled with.
They're in a frenzy. They're trying
to get over to El presidente
even as l am trying to do now.
Would you people let me through?
This is American television.
American television.
Please let me through.
Here we are. Here we are. Sir.
Sir, you've been shot.
When did you know it was all over?
Fascist... dictator.
You're upset. That's understandable
under the circumstances.
l guess now you'll have to announce
your retirement.
Well, good luck to you, sir.
Now, if you folks will bear
with me for a moment,
l'm going to try and get in a word
with the new dictator of San Marcos.
That's assuming l can get through
this noisy, demonstrative crowd.
l wonder if you people
would let me through.
l see the general off in the distance.
The new dictator
talking to one of his men.
Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
General. General, congratulations.
General, a word from you,
if you will, sir, for our viewers.
For many years, l have waited for
this day, but now l am the state.
You may say that, sir, but many
important diplomats contend
that you remain
the most hated man in the state.
l will shut down the newspapers.
l will train my soldiers.
We'll find the rebels.
They may be in the form of democratic
guerrilla factions off in the hills.
No, sir. We'll find them. Don't worry.
- Good luck to you, sir.
- Thank you, sir.
Well, you've heard it with your own eyes.
Now we're going to have to see
what the future brings.
Now, from the little dictatorship
of San Marcos in Latin America,
let's go back to Jim McLane
in our studios in New York.
Gentlemen, the Exec-usiser.
The latest work-in-progress
at General Equipment.
lt's only in the development stage,
but it should be in the market
within two years.
lt certainly looks impressive.
The Exec-usiser is a device to help
busy executives exercise
without ever pausing
in their crowded work schedule.
More Americans suffer heart attacks
from lack of exercise.
You know why? Because there aren't
enough hours in the day
to keep physically fit and still function
effectively in one's business.
This is Mr Fielding Mellish,
our research tester,
who will demonstrate the Exec-usiser.
Every part of the body receives
an adequate exercise work-out.
The pedalling develops the muscles
to keep the leg muscles flexible.
When Mr Mellish pulls the drawer out,
a weight has to be lifted
on top of the desk which exercises
his arms and his back muscles.
The telephones are both spring activated.
Both muscles in the biceps are given
a work-out to sustain flexible arms.
On the back wall,
there's a handle for each arm.
As he pulls, the back muscles
are brought into action
in a manner that keeps
the back flexible and strong.
The basketballs
at the side of the machine,
as they're handled by Mr Mellish,
develop reflexes.
- How many can you put out a year?
- We'd like you to manufacture them.
We can let you have the idea,
let you have our package.
We can let you have it all
on a royalty basis.
We can show you how to turn it out.
We can show you how to save money.
- And you think it'll sell?
- No question.
lf we can get it in the office,
we can get it in the armed forces.
You'll do business
with the US government.
l'm not suited to this job.
Where do l come off testing products?
Machines hate me.
l should be working at a job that
l have some kind of aptitude for.
Donating sperm
to an artificial insemination lab.
- Every day we gotta hear this.
- Why did l quit college?
- l could've been something today.
- What would you have been?
l don't know.
l was in the Black Studies programme.
By now, l could've been black.
- ..consistent loser at the table.
- That's my weakness. l lose.
- l don't know what l'll do tonight.
- Get a date. We'll double.
- Ok, l'll call Barbara.
- Have her bring a friend.
- Forget it.
- l had a date. She called it off.
- There's a dock strike.
- See what Norma's doing.
- She's always ready for action.
- Who?
You... You busy tonight?
Some old friends are coming over.
We're gonna show
some pornographic movies.
You need an usher?
You're cute. l'm busy.
Get a copy of Time magazine
and l think l'll take Commentary
and the Saturday Review.
And... let's see, Newsweek.
l'll just... grab one of these.
Take 'em all.
Fifty, a dollar, dollar and a quarter...
Hey, Ralph,
how much is a copy of Orgasm?
- Just put 'em in a bag, will you?
- What?
Orgasm. This man wants to buy a copy.
How much is it?
Doing a sociological study on perversion.
l'm up to advanced child molesting.
Come back. Back, back.
More, more, more.
Back, back, back.
Hi. l'm collecting names on a petition
to request our government
to break relations with San Marcos
which is ruled
by a military brutal dictatorship
opposed to any concept
of civil liberties. Would you sign?
Sure.
- l'm sorry. l broke the point.
- That's Ok.
Want to come in? l have a pencil.
And l'll give you another pencil.
Have you been following it
in the newspapers?
Soon there's gonna be a revolution
in San Marcos.
The United States should support
the rebels and not the dictatorship,
which, as you know, has been our history.
What do you do?
l'm a products tester
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