Band Baaja Baaraat Page #5

Planning. Us two!

Your number is on here?

Why waste a call...

We can walk and talk.

You are going to the car,

right? We will drop you off.

Which theme has she roped you into?

Classic, royal or maharaja?

It's been seen and

done a hundred times.

You will have a plain

assembly line wedding. So sad.

She doesn't have the

time to experiment.

There are three other

weddings in the same week as yours.

We are doing one

wedding at one time.

One hundred percent total dedication

to one client for six months.

Start to finish. No compromise,

mother-promise.

Pankaj, sir, you're handling

your father's business right now...

But in your heart you're still

the same student's union president

who organised the most vibrant

college festivals for 3 years,

and you met sir during the

college festival, right?

You're the lead vocalist

of your college band...

And you won an award for that too.

But now you are getting married in

dull, lifeless chanda narang style.

Ok, so you've

researched us thoroughly.

I'm impressed, but I don't

know anything about you guys.

Why should we give you the contract?

Sir... because your wedding

is not just a deal for us!

We put in our lives to make

your wedding the happiest...

Day of your life.

Your car is here...

If you believed what we

said then please do call us.

We'll be waiting.

Ok bye.

Let's go, shruti.

What're you doing?

There was nothing left to say...

They were getting bored...

And if they don't call?

We can't go back now...

It'd be tacky.

Shruti kakkar...

Bittoo Sharma...

Are you free on Sunday?

Come in please.

Ideas are promising.

Groom's entry is the best!

So prior to this you have only

worked on low budget weddings...

Say up to 1 million rupees, right?

Yes, up to 1 .75 million rupees.

Both of them wear black suits and

attend board meetings all day long...

But when it comes to their

wedding they want a kitsch one...

You two are kitsch... and

your style is so vibrant.

It will need an

investment of a few million...

But then our

reputation will be on the line,

and taking such a risk

with first timers...

I am not sure.

Sir...

A person builds his

own reputation...

And ruins it himself too.

Regarding frist-timers...

44 years ago,

a young man wanted

to make a tyre...

A cycle tyre...

The man approached his

father for the investment,

and his father put the

money in his son's hand.

He didn't say, son

you are a first-timer..

You won't be able to

handle the tyre business.

Today that young man is

seated in front of us.

The tyre king himself,

and I'm sure he will give us a

chance, just like his father did.

Hence sainik farms have been...

Conquered!

Ready means ready!

I don't want any delays...

And re-check the tensile

structure multi-lights.

Come now. All the aunties out,

please... no ogling at girls.

Come out.

Take it easy, there's no hurry...

Just keep a check.

Has the electrician arrived?

Please check the shrimp starters.

They have to be fresh. What

happened? Tell us, we'll do it.

The groom has arrived, go out.

Don't stress, just go.

That's why I always say

'check the list' I made.

The groom's party has arrived,

bring on the booze.

I'll get the bar opened uncle,

and you will get the first drink.

Obviously I will.

Ok good, show me.

You look great. Didn't i

say this would look good?

Isn't your daughter looking pretty?

Where are you stuck?

Teaching your own boss his business!

If you don't arrive in half hour,

your head will be in your hands.

Oh my... you've not left as yet...

The groom's party is already here.

Let's go, sonya, get

ready in 5 minutes...

I am warning you, pankaj

won't wait beyond that.

Hurry up and check on them, or

else no one will get ready...

In five minutes. Get

her ready quickly.

Bittoo come in please.

Go, shruti - bedi is ready?

Completely ready.

The priest's equipment?

- All set.

- Ok.

You've opened the foreign champagne?

What do you mean yes?

I told you... you

guys... ruined it.

Always serve with a smile,

so that even a person who's

not hungry feels like eating.

They've been doing this

job for about 7 years...

They know their job by now...

You hurry up and

attend to the guests.

Even then, I need

to say it just once.

I'll take over this side.

The garlanding

ceremony is about to begin...

This is a revolving stage...

Co-ordinate with kirti...

The stage rotates and

your song crossfades.

Bittoo, it's about to begin.

The relatives have been given Rose

petals and loads of confetti, right?

Loads and loads.

The flowershower must not stop.

Yes, yes... full throttle...

High power... you don't worry.

So you are shaadi

mubarak... good job.

Contact us for any wedding.

Sure.

Anytime. Enjoy.

Isn't she looking great?

Very nice.

I made her select that outfit.

She is looking hot.

Shruti maam, bittoo sir.

Ya go...

The motor is not working,

the stage is not rotating.

What?

We are coming.

It won't grip. What's going on?

It's not gripping it. Leave it.

Bittoo I told you to check it.

I checked it at four.

It's about to start, bittoo.

Do something.

I am doing something.

Look, try it now.

It's not working. Do it...

Bittoo.

Shruti.

We did it, buddy.

This is just the beginning.

We have to plan

much bigger weddings.

This big is good enough for me.

Bigger than this!

So? Shaadi mubarak.

When money leaves your pocket,

it's always a problem.

Take this... full and

final for the musical night,

cocktails and the wedding.

Thank you, sir.

Well done, shaadi mubarak!

Keep it up!

Thank you so much, sir... thank you.

How much of this will be mine?

After all the payments, we have 6

million rupees left of the 20 million.

Three yours and three mine.

No, 1 1/2 and 1 1/2

and the left over...

3 million goes to our

business development.

Come on, it should be

two and two at least.

No, 1 1/2.

This seems less. Ten

million has eight zeros.

No, silly, seven!

Which one should I play? Which one?

Ya? This one?

Ok, guys... I'm off.

- No, no, no, no.

- Nobody moves.

This man speaks the truth!

Children, my bones are crumbling.

I've lost 200 grams already.

That's obvious. I hope you

guys work hard like this...

God give you prosperity and us too.

Oh, so they do all the hard work...

And you enjoy the incentives,

just like that...

Should we go now?

Ok see you later... let's go.

Ok... then good night.

Ok.

Bye... bye... bye...

Play that one... ya.

No, let me rest.

Let me rest.

Bittoo...

Can you please drop me home?

Yes, of course...

- Tea?

- Should I make it?

Would you like some, dear?

Dear?

Don't bother...

You won't know where

the jars are kept.

Please go and get changed, dear.

Dear?

Shall we leave?

Let's go.

Oh, you're here?

How was the

farmhouse wedding last night?

Everything went well?

Superb. Top class...

Oh shaadi mubarak's work

is always 'top class'.

I'll miss my bus, let's

chat in the evening. Ok? Bye.

Bye...

Breakfast?

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