Bangkok Traffic Love Story

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Are they back?

Yeah..back and really drunk.

Who? The bride or the groom?

The maid of honor.

Oh my god!

What the heck happened to her?

Wine

- How many? - Four.

- Glasses? - Bottles!

Let's get her inside.

Gosh so embarrassing.

Okay.

Ly, get up!

Oh my god, the carpet!

- Is she alright? - I think so.

Okay, I am okay,

let's party on.

Hey you, take a picture of us.

Be creative.

I want to look good.

Hurry up, right here is good.

- Ped, Ped, - Huh?

- Come on. - Okay.

Hey Ly, let's go home.

We want to celebrate Valentine's day

with our hubbies also.

You can celebrate Valentine's day

anytime.

Our friend just got married today

why are you so in a hurry to leave?

You've never had a boyfriend.

You can't understand.

It's because I am always with

you girls is why I have nobody.

Okay,

please look towards the camera.

Yes.

Okay do sexilicious.

All right, one... two... three...

You guys just go, it's okay.

I can take care of Ly.

Okay, take care.

Ped, what do you want?

Wine or champagne?

Let's mix them together.

C'mon, sit!

Let's make a toast!

- Ped, - Huh?

You know that

we practically grew up together.

We've always had the same friends.

We went to the same school,

graduated together

and work at the same company.

So if you're going to

have a husband,

we should also have...

Ly,

Ly,

Ly!

I am so happy for you, Ped.

Thanks.

I better go.

I shouldn't bother you any longer.

Going back home?

Are you all right?

I should drive you.

I'm okay, don't worry

just stay where you are.

What should we do?

Sofa?

Okay,

that should be interesting.

Miss!

Miss!

Wow...

he's so heavenly handsome.

Miss.

You are safe now.

You're as drunk as a skunk.

You're okay, right?

I'm normally more than just O.K.

Then let's have a look.

Open your skirt please...

I mean your car's hood not yours.

Here's your side view mirror.

You can keep it.

Consider it a gift.

Thank you for helping me.

Bye.

Why didn't you pick up my calls?

I called over 10 times!

I almost called the police!

My cell battery died.

You were drunk driving, weren't you?

I slept, sobered up and drove here.

If you weren't drunk,

then why is your car all messed up?

You know grandma is so worried

that she couldn't sleep?

Gram!

What did grandma say?

She said you hardly have any b*obs,

yet you still try to dress so sexy.

Shame on you!

Give me your car key.

Are you taking my car to get fixed,

dad?

So dad, can I borrow your car?

Dad, my office is very far.

How am I going to get to work?

Dad...

Bangkok Traffic (Love) Story

Miss,

we're here.

That sure did wake me up.

Ms. Jongjit,

why are you sitting here?

Aren't you supposed to be meeting

with a client right now?

Holy sh*t!

He waited in the sun for

the solar cells.

He's so dark that his

wife can't remember him any more!

Well he could have waited inside.

You're still talking!?

Please be careful of my knees.

Lucky me, only 199 Baht.

"Tears of Saint of Love"

Hey Araya, since when did you come back?

How come nobody told me?

It's so exhausting not having a car.

I had to transfer buses 4

to 5 times to get home.

Araya, why didn't you tell

me so I can pick you up?

I didn't want to bother you.

Mr. Chawee.

Dad is still mad at me, right?

Of course I am!

Because what you've done is

so bad that I can't forgive you.

Mom what are you watching?

Please let me explain. Then you can

decide whether to be mad at me or to hate me.

Well the leading actor and actress

used to be in love

when they studied in England.

But then the lead actor came back

to Thailand without telling his girl.

So she thought he dumped her.

But he actually came back because

his dad died.

He came to get his inheritance.

Stop rambling, it's so annoying.

Deedee! She is your sister!

Hello Ped, are you sleeping?

Not yet.

What about your husband,

is he sleeping?

If he hears us talking will

it disturb him?

That's okay. Tor is not

sleeping yet neither.

I see. And where is he now?

He is upstairs.

- And where are you?

- I am downstairs.

But I think soon enough

I might go upstairs.

Ped!

- Did you moan just now?

- Are you a nuts?

I am talking to you,

how could I be moaning?

Ped, I will call you right back.

My god!

Yuck!

Where are your parents?

I don't want to wait anymore.

Let's call the cops to

clear this then.

Please stay calm.

I already called Uncle.

He already left the office a while ago.

I think he is here.

Hey you, what are you doing here?

Juen called me to come here.

- Are you his relative?

- Juen is a bellboy at the guest house I rent.

I thought you were his father's

older brother.

No. "Uncle" is my name.

What kind of crazy person's

name is "Uncle"?

What, do you keep a skunk as a pet?

Your nephew is like a lizard

or something?

He snuck upstairs to my roof

to make... uh... all that Brouhaha.

And look at this, he brought beer too.

I really hate drunkards.

- No sir, it wasn't mine.

- Don't you dare argue with me.

Dad that's enough.

His face is all contorted now.

How could you two do something like this?

Missionary Ma'am.

Hey don't talk dirty inside my house.

You want to talk at the police station instead!

Calm down. Don't make it into a big deal.

Your blood pressure will go up.

Ly, please sort this out.

Um... so did the two of you...

wax?

Hey so did you call me to clear things up

because you saw these two waxing?

Well I saw...

Juen on top of Fah and he looked like

he was moving up and down.

So did you guys end up waxing?

Ummm did we?

Of course we did, you idiot!

Okay, so this Songkran festival.

Juen will go back home to talk to

his parents about the wedding

and he will come back to get

married with Fah.

Are you okay with this?

That's fine.

Why don't you turn on the lights?

My dad likes to conserve electricity.

Juen,

these are yours, pick them up!

Seeing this with my own eyes

makes me even more impressed with

how advanced these solar cells are.

I'd like to order this for my new resort.

Clean energy like this.

- I'm willing to support all the way.

Nowadays we humans have been

torturing our earth way too much.

This is... a solar bra.

Or bra for solar energy collecting.

Last time you missed

your appointment.

And yesterday you felt

asleep at the site.

Oh what is this for?

This is for charging

a mobile phone.

It also works with an iPod.

And if you are going

to keep being like this...

And what is the bag of water for?

Oh this is...

for drinking water.

Like this.

If you keep being this way, I will

transfer you to solar bra sales department!

Is that what you want?

Lucky for me that I wanted

to quit anyways

because if I had to sell that bar

I would definitely want to kill myself.

I know! If I had to sell that

I would quit too.

So retarded huh?

Hey...

since I am leaving who are

you going to have lunch with?

Um, I'll just eat alone.

Actually this is better so

I don't have to wait for anyone.

But if there's anything,

just give me a call anytime, OK?

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