Bangkok Traffic Love Story Page #2

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C'mon Ped. Don't be dramatic.

You had to quit and to be with your hubby.

It's not like you're leaving for good.

I am sorry.

Hey Ped!

Tonight how about we go shopping

at the Central midnight sale?

Um,

I really want to go but...

Tor and I have an appointment

to take my doggy to the breeder.

It is important because the

pure-bred sperm donor

is flying back abroad tonight! So...

this is her last chance to make

babies you know.

You understand and aren't

mad, right?

My god, all the women around me

are all getting married?!

And what about me? How about me?

All eyes are watching

the hottest couple on the hottest

soap opera "Tears of Saint Love"

Kob, Kavita Kanyanon and

Stephen Jamrus.

Looks like there must be something

more between the two off screen.

Since there has been gossip

about this

- both Kob and Stephen - Mom

have been denying their romance.

- Using the popular excuse of "we are just friends.

" - Mom, how did you and dad fall in love?

It was arranged by our parents.

No one ever hit on you?

No,

it was just me hitting

on them first.

But they didn't like me.

Hey...

didn't you say that hitting

on men first isn't proper.

Really?

I said that before?

Muei-Ly!

If dad ever found out you were

this man crazy.

I guarantee you, all hell

will break loose!

Mom, you said...

never hit on a man first,

didn't you?

No I didn't...

you misunderstood me?

I guess so!

How long have you understood

it this way?

17 years.

I want my 17 years back!!

Sapantaksin Station.

Will he think I'm trying

to stalk him?

Next station "Siam".

Passengers can transfer at

this station

to the Sukhumvit line.

Sh*t, he'll see me for sure.

What should I do?

Maybe if I put a lot of make up on

then he won't recognize me.

Hey Ly!

Ly right?

Oh I almost didn't recognize you.

Where are you going?

Central mall,

what about you?

I'm going to work.

My office is here in the BTS building.

Just a sec.

I can't pick it up.

Let me help.

Yay, got it!

I am sorry.

That's okay.

It was an accident.

- I saw it.

- You never listen to me, damn it!

- Saw what?! Who told you?

- Can you speak in a way that makes more sense?

- Why do you have to be so stupid?

- How am I stupid?

What the hell?

What's up?

Nothing.

Where the hell are all the nice guys?

Did they all die?

What's wrong, Plern?

I caught him.

He was with another girl.

And who is that?

Oh this is Suthep.

We met yesterday. He came to

order stickers at my shop.

So I put a sticker with my

number on it as a bonus.

He called me in a heartbeat.

And what's wrong with him?

His jeans are too tight. So it is

kind of hard for him to get down.

So what,

it's that simple? Just give out

your phone number?

It's just a number.

It's not like taking an

entrance examination. Piece of cake.

Laters.

- Let's go. - Huh?

- Let's go. - Umm

Is this the price or

product number?

- Hey! - Hey...

Ly, you...

just got done with work?

Yes, I did.

I bought this for you.

No, it's okay. I can't accept that.

But if you insist.

Then I will use it.

I have to go now.

Great advice Plern! I should have

done this ever since I was 18!

Hello?

We are going to eating out?

Huh? Grandma won a lottery prize?

Mom.

Muei-Ly you're here.

Come and sit.

Come on. You don't remember him?

When you were kids the both of

you used to run and play tag.

You probably can't remember.

Ar-Chai has changed a lot.

Everyone said he looks like

that Korean singer.

Mom... come on.

Rain. Yeah, Rain.

- Oh yes, very much!

- I don't look that similar, mom...

but a lot of people do tease

me about it.

You do look alike!

Ar-Chai, show your dance.

No no, mom.

- Come one, just little bit.

- There's a lot of people here.

Come on. Show us a little.

If you're going to try that hard,

why don't you just change your name to Rain too?

Mom, I am leaving now.

Don't leave yet.

Talk to him first. So you guys

can get to know each other better.

Mom, what did her grandma say?

She said... just take Ly to be your wife.

She is 30 and is still a virgin.

It's hard to find that these days!

Your figure is not too bad but

your b*obs are a bit tiny.

You don't look too fertile,

but that's okay. Ar-Chai has strong

sperm just like me.

Just make sure to help each other

"bam bam bam" and there will be plenty of babies.

Small b*obs aren't a problem.

You got a big butt?

Hey I am a person, OK? Not a puppy!

There's no need to arrange things in this way.

Hey, I'm buying a tour package to China

during the Songkran holiday.

Good idea.

Ar-Chai, let's go together, alright?

Come and take a trip with my family.

I'm not going.

I am staying home this year.

Come on Ly, don't be shy.

I am not shy, I don't want to go.

I'm not going to China!!

Ly, you're not sleeping yet?

I'm waiting for a phone call.

Watching TV in the dark

will ruin your eyes.

Hey, or did I give him the house number?

Here you go. 120 Baht please.

Thank you.

Hey Ly.

It didn't work, Plern.

Men these days play hard to get too.

So stop liking him.

Wait a minute! Is he a real man?

You've done so much and

he still doesn't care?

Hey don't talk about him

like that. He's a good man.

Good personality or good

looking?

Both.

So good that I can hardly

believe I found him.

I'm so lucky!

Oh really? So how did you

get to be so lucky?

Who knows.

Then just ask him whether

he has a girlfriend or not!

Plern,

if I was that brave

then I wouldn't have to sit

here with you, would I?

Okay if you aren't brave

enough then I will be your spy.

But you have to show me who he

is first. I got my ways.

Are you crazy? We shouldn't

do that?

Which one?

I don't see him. He probably

hasn't arrived.

Will he be here for sure?

Of course! He is a regular

customer of this shop.

And you sure he meant

this branch?

There are many branches?

Excuse me, can I grab this movie.

Hey Ly, you also rent DVDs here?

Oh! Renting? Yes, yes.

This guy, right?

Um, this is my neighbor.

Plern, this is Uncle.

Hi.

Let's go check out these DVDs

already. Uncle must go to work now.

We gotta go now.

What do you do? Why do you

have to work late?

I'm an engineer.

Wow... engineer. So you must

be good in mathematics.

When you're free can you help

me with my homework?

Plern, I majored in accounting.

I can teach you.

We gotta go now.

We better go.

And your wife and kids don't

mind you working late?

Um, I don't have a girlfriend.

Yeah right, when men see cute girls

they always say that.

Even when I see an ugly girl,

I still say this.

Are you referring to anyone?

Hey that skinny-legged boyfriend

of yours isn't picking you up today?

That's right, how come he hasn't

come here yet?

Hey, my phone?

Where's my phone?

Excuse me, can I borrow

your cell phone

to call my cell phone?

Thank you.

It's here, I thought I lost it.

Gosh, It's as big as a funeral wreath.

How can she not have found it?

Excuse me, I have to go to work now.

OK.

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