Bank Chor Page #10

Synopsis: Introducing the worst Bank Chor EVER: Champak Chandrakant Chiplunkar, a simple Marathi manoos played by Riteish Deshmukh who picks the worst day possible to rob a bank. To make matters worse, he recruits 2 idiots from Delhi who've never even picked a pocket in their lives. Now top that off with the craziest bunch of hostages including a high-strung housewife, a hyper chef, a possibly undercover cop - and Baba Sehgal. How could it be worse, right? Wrong. Enter tough as nails supercop, CBI officer Amjad Khan played by Vivek Anand Oberoi, who shoots first and interrogates later. And a mad media circus outside led by fashion journo turned crime reporter Gayatri Ganguly aka Gaga played by Rhea Chakraborty. And you know the Bankchors are up for the worst day of their lives. Yet. The film promises to be a crazy roller-coaster ride with thrills, chills and certainly lots of spills.
Director(s): Bumpy
Production: Yash Raj Films
 
IMDB:
5.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
NOT RATED
Year:
2017
120 min
252 Views


Bro. How did this happen?

Even our blood...

...feels like one.

Man.

You Delhiites.

Over dramatise everything.

Chew even/name's brain.

You are just the worst.

But when it comes to friendship,

there's no one better than you.

So bro, Delhi for the ones

with a heart.

And Mumbai for all!

I am not a policeman.

I am the bank robber.

The real one.

Bank Robber.

Last time you were

lucky enough to escape.

But this time,

no way!

Firstly, I'm from Faizabad.

And to top that I have a gun.

You should speak to me with respect.

This time, either you get out

of here alive...

...or you'll only be the one

to get out dead.

- Thank you so much.

- You saved our lives.

Champak.

Thank you so much!

You saved all our lives.

Sun,

but you forgot the one thing

that corrects all the faults...

...basis Feng Shui.

Thank you for saving all our lives.

GBMLR.

GBMLR.

You'll have to come with

with me for interrogation.

Hello mister, what are you saying?

He's hurt. He's been shot.

Look, please don't interfere.

There's an inquiry on.

He is a thief!

What do you mean?

He saved our life.

He's not a thief.

Move, move, move.

Come along.

I have to acknowledge your courage.

You have some guts.

Inviting me here, yourself.

But I'm sorry to say, buddy.

This time,

game over!

I'll go in the third ambulance.

Why?

Feng Shui!

Feng Shui, now too.

There are three of us.

The ambulance number is also three.

C'mon!

- Okay bro, let's get into

that one only. - Brother.

C'mon bro-brother,

let's get into that one.

Here's the third ambulance.

Bullets have poison in them.

Let's get you patched up.

Let it go.

Let it go as in?

Three is your lucky number right?

What happened to your Feng Shui.

Do you know why our

palms have lines on them?

Because we shape our own destiny.

When I went out seeking evil...

I didn't find a thing...

...but as I searched within myself...

I realised, there's nothing

more evil than me.

We shape our own destiny.

I shape my own destiny.

I'm handling both the Ambuja

and the Sethi robbery cases.

And there's a smart

and dangerous mind...

...behind both of them.

Come, come, Mr. Khan.

You too got fooled, right?

We're really smart thieves.

We know what we're doing.

I met Genda and Gulab

for the first time...

...only two days ago.

The world's biggest weakness is...

Innocence.

He has very innocent eyes.

Sony my house is mortgaged.

I can't lie on Saturdays.

I want to take my mom...

...on a pilgrimage.

I was pretty much

officially invited...

...to attend today's robbery.

Bank Robber.

What are you laughing at'?

Sir, this just came for you.

Sir, my name is Champak

Chandrakant Chiplunkar.

And sir, I'm a common man.

I'm robbing out of helplessness.

When I was a little boy,

I was really very naughty.

My mischief would get...

I'd make mischief and get caught?

Not a chance.

The situation at the Bank

of Indians is now under control.

9 people have been injured

but everyone is out of danger.

Sukhmani... Sukhmani.

After the robbery,

what all happened?

Amidst all this chaos...

...our Home Minister Dongardive's

name has surfaced.

Would you believe these thieves...

...or your leader? Haan?

That mad man Amjad shot me.

Jugnu got caught too.

Sir.

Sir, just take my word,

you should disappear

for about a month or so...

What is this great scam really?

To know more, stay tuned

and keep watching Zee News,

with your own GaGa.

GaGa?

C'mon!

What'?

GaGa?

Come on, guys.

At least its better than Genda,

Gulab and Champak.

Everybody needs a sign off.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Let's go.

Don't you want to go to Kisannagar?

Hey! What if it were

Harsha Ganguly?

HaGa!

Now just watch, uncle.

The hero will shower them

with money.

Hey! What are you looking at!

That happens only in films!

Oh my God!

The film's 16D uncle. 16D.

16D'?

3 MONTHS LATER

CHING'S EXPRESS

TUESDAY, 3:
30PM

Shashank Thakur?

These...

Ashutosh Sharma's men...

have figured out my involvement.

That's why...

I've collected...

all evidence...

and put it in a drive.

That drive is hidden away

in a locker.

But...

I will not give you the details...

...to the locker, this time.

Or they will kill you too.

Look at our destiny,

I wanted to make you my partner.

I don't know...

...when and how,

you became my son instead.

What's up, sir?

Nice running into you.

This was fun.

You're the first thief

whose mind I couldn't read.

And you're the first policeman

who I felt like greeting with a...

"...nice running into you".

Thank you.

You've been stealing

since you were a kid...

I understood that the moment

you ran away from the bank.

When did I run, sir?

Your commandos escorted me out.

Tell me one thing...

...when did you start working

with Shashank Thakur?

I used to steal since childhood.

But when I started working

with Shashank sir...

I started sleeping well at night.

And for the last 3 months...

I have lost all my sleep,

wondering how you did all of this?

Some things aren't

meant to be said...

...they're meant to be shown.

Right there.

Hey.

You guys know that we're recording

this robbery on these cameras...

...so Amjad Khan can see it later?

Amjad sir,

your first question will be...

why did we pick this day

specifically to rob the bank.

That's because the details

of Shashank sir's locker

and key is with the real thieves.

And for the drive,

we need the real thieves.

We've been keeping an eye on

Ashutosh Sharma and Dongardive...

...for a while now.

We've even been tracing

their phone calls.

That's when we got to know that...

...the real thieves were going

to strike today...

...at nine-thirty in fact.

Because we didn't know

the real thief's face...

...we had to buy more time.

The more idiotic we look...

...the quicker the real

thief will reveal himself.

So we took our stupidity

to the next level.

But he stayed hidden.

That is why we faked finding a drive.

And the minute he saw it,

Jugnu revealed himself.

I could have come another day

and taken the drive easily.

I hate shooting bullets

without a reason.

Great doing business with Jugnu!

Just like a India-Pakistan T20 final.

He made for a strong opponent.

The money found with Jugnu was fake.

Where did the real money do'?

Look around, sir.

In every drama,

the role of a supporting cast

is very important.

Early in the morning,

our people deposited

counterfeit notes.

According to the stars

and Feng Shui...

...you 3 have been

nominated to help us!

After breaking open the locker...

...we intentionally kept back three

of our people right at the end.

So they could replace the real notes

in Ashutosh Sharma's locker...

...with the fake ones.

So when Jugnu gets caught,

there's only fake cash

found on him.

Everyone remembers we have

to reach Kisan Nagar, right?

No confusion.

You lock these two up.

- Gulab, you get the manager.

- Okay.

Jugnu had only one weakness.

His temper.

And as he lost his cool.

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