Bank Chor Page #11

We gained control of him.

SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

Why don't you shoot him?

Oh!

Not funny, is it?

You want this?

What.

Had.

L.

Said?

Get it over with man!

Stop playing around.

Amjad will be here any minute.

You know.

You were right.

I have very innocent eyes.

But they'll take you down,

not me!

Champak!

Your stars foretell bad luck.

I have been trying

to explain this to you...

You're bleeding a lot.

You need a doctor. Go!

Hmm. So-

- Hello.

- Sony, sir.

Was in a bit of a rush.

Yes, that's why I didn't try

and stop you.

Anyway, no worries.

You left your iPad here, by mistake.

And it has all the evidence

I need against-

Sir,

I don't make mistakes,

even by mistake.

Look again.

Shashank Thakur

Case Files

I've left a gift for you, sir.

Evidence that would be

of interest to you.

Now only you can put these crooks

where they belong.

Thanks, Champak.

It was a pleasure meeting you, sir.

My partner isn't around anymore.

Can I interest you in a job offer?

The answer is no.

Just because I had a drink

with you does not mean...

I'm open to working with criminals.

Okay then, sir.

Next month!

Yes. In Delhi, right?

The diamond corridor project?

Will catch you then.

Got to give it you, sir.

But next time, look closer.

There's always a chink...

...in every armour.

Nothing like a good challenge,

Champak!

And I love a good challenge.

By the way, can I ask you a question?

So,

Champak can't be your real name.

Before you say goodbye,

won't you tell me your real name?

Riteish Deshmukh.

How does it matter, sir?

I'm a common man.

And common men don't have names.

They only have actions.

Jai Hind, sir.

Jai Hind.

BANK ROBBER:

Bro, I think...

...we've pulled off

an amazing robbery.

They should make a film on us.

Yash Raj will make it, bro.

Dhoom 3.5.

What say?

Definitely.

And my character will be...

played by...

Ranveer Singh.

- Wow!

- And mine, by Arjun Kapoor.

No No.

Arjun Kapoor should play my part.

Yes, actually.

It'll suit you more.

Idiots!

Your status doesn't entitle you

to even a Riteish Deshmukh.

And you're dreaming of

Yash Raj Films.

Do one thing,

make a web series...

...and pitch it to Y-Films.

Maybe they'll like the stow

of you two morons.

Yes?

Don't say that, man.

We can certainly afford

Riteish Deshmukh.

Man, come on!

We aren't in that bad a state also.

Come on.

Sure. Could be.

Maybe that way that poor guy could

get his first hit in two years.

Hit?

Y-FILMSV?

Riteish Deshmukh!?

Y-FILMS!

One minute, one minute, one minute.

Riteish Deshmukh will give a hit.

HIT!

Someone take me home man!

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