Barbershop: The Next Cut Page #10

like everybody else,

so what makes you

so special, "G"?

You a vic, man.

Say that to my face.

Come on back and say it

to my... Don't! No, don't.

No, no, stop being mean,

Rashad.

Stop!

Sh*t!

Sh*t! That's dope!

Yeah!

Yo, you...

You hooked it up!

One-Stop, why didn't you just

call me on my phone?

B, your cell

number's in my old phone.

I got a new Galaxy.

It isn't even out yet, man.

It's not even on the market.

People don't have it yet.

Has everything

on this bad boy...

Satellite radio,

holographic video,

surround sound, 5G.

Man, this phone

is the only phone

that's, like, five minutes

ahead of every call.

So, I already talked

to your ass already!

Dude, shut up!

It's crazy!

Damn. Now what's going on?

Look, I got a Italian couple

here that's hot on this place.

-They love it!

-Who?

They wanna open a yogurt spot

or a yoga spot.

What's the issue?

What'd you call me for?

Are we good or not?

Because if you're

thinking about backing out...

I'm not thinking about

backing out.

Now, I told you, me and

my wife, we want that shop.

All right, man. Oui, oui.

I'll see you Monday.

And that's French.

Dumbass.

Hey, what's up?

What's up?

You good?

I'm straight.

We rolling out

with the rest of the family

from Holy City tomorrow.

Y'all still down, right?

Hell, yeah.

Yeah, probably.

This nigga said probably?

No, we down for sure.

Y'all little niggas better be.

Because if you in this,

you in this for life.

But you know that,

though, right, Kenny?

Yeah, I know what's up.

Yeah, all right.

We gonna see.

I'm gonna give you the shake

tomorrow, too, youngster.

That's right.

I'm not stalking you,

I'm just getting something

for my clients.

Draya, I want to

talk to you anyway, 'cause...

You know what?

The other night...

That was my fault.

I was tripping.

And I hope we good.

I forgive you, Rashad.

Hey, who wants some

chicken wings?

And I got some homemade

banana pudding

from BJ's Market.

Nice!

Is this gluten-free, Terri?

Hey, what you doing now?

You're saying no,

but that's not what you mean,

Rashad.

That is what I mean.

I knew I wasn't tripping

the other night.

-No, you weren't.

-You tripping right now.

Rashad!

Shad, you back here?

Shad!

Babe.

Shad, you back here?

-You be quiet.

-You be quiet!

No, no!

Where you at?

Man.

Babe, you in the bathroom?

Hi, Terri.

No, baby. I'm tellin' you,

we did nothing.

-Get off me!

-There was nothing happening!

Don't touch me!

-I need you to listen to me!

-Do not touch me!

I'm listening, I'll listen!

I'll listen! I'm listening.

It ain't what you think...

Okay, all right!

Hey, what's going on?

Draya, stop!

Calvin, help me on this!

Get off me!

Wait a minute!

Let me get at her!

Get off me!

-Baby!

-Rashad, get off me!

Baby, you gotta chill.

Nothing happened.

Calvin, help me!

World Star fight!

No, no World Star.

I need you

to listen to me for a second.

Leave me alone!

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Calm down.

I need you to calm down.

You ain't even worth it.

Go get her.

Cal,

do we still have those cameras

in the back?

I told you

not to take those down.

We could've had the shop's

first sex tape.

Whatever!

Terri. Terri, come on.

-I know what I saw.

-Come on, Terri.

-Hey, Terri, come on.

-I know what I saw.

-I need you to talk to me.

-I knew it!

-Whatever! I knew it.

-You have to listen to me.

I knew it. I should've

never trusted you

or that skank ass ho!

Look, why would I mess around

with Draya

in the same shop you work at?

-I'm smarter than that!

-Whatever!

I don't care what happened!

You should've never

let it get that far.

You made her think she could!

Why do you even

talk to her anyway?

I don't know!

It's because...

Look, she talked to me.

You don't be talking to me,

I talk!

She asked me how I'm doing,

she asked what's going on!

-Where you at?

-Where I'm at!

I'm working, for us,

for our family!

This ain't about work,

I'm talking about us.

Me and you.

I'm talking about me and you

for real. Look at me.

Baby, look, look.

I tell you, you look beautiful

every day.

I say that because I mean it,

and I want you to know

that I see it,

because I love you,

I care about you.

You sound like

a real b*tch right now.

Look, I ain't gonna be

too many b*tches.

Straight up.

Now, if you wanna have

a real conversation,

we have a real conversation.

But you ain't gonna never

call me a b*tch again.

I don't have nothing else

to say to you.

I'm out.

Go on then.

Damn.

For all that,

I should have smashed.

Good afternoon, everybody!

Folks coming home from church

are getting ready

for their Sunday dinner.

It's a lazy quiet day...

It's your girl,

Terri. Leave it.

And that's a good thing

for once.

Stay with us, I got

some of your requests

coming up momentarily.

All right, I'm good.

Thank you!

You got something

you wanna say?

You know what,

women like you are the reason

why women like me

can't find a decent man.

Excuse me?

Bree, this is not the time...

Don't be mad at me

because you can't

-get a man or keep a man!

-Draya...

With all the single dudes

in the world,

you just gotta be

a married man's ho?

Is that your thing?

Is that what you do?

Yo, you better

get your girl.

You just break up

a healthy relationship?

You gotta get your girl.

-You better get her now!

-Ladies! Ladies, listen.

I'm dead serious.

Don't nobody

wanna hear all that!

Now, if y'all wanna

fight, fuss and cuss,

you take it to the back.

Cal, this is not Fight Club.

You can't send ladies

to the back room to fight.

You gotta sign a waiver

and a release of liability.

If they start fighting in that

back room and tear sh*t up,

I'm telling you, man,

it's gonna come back

on your insurance.

That's a deductible.

And I do dental work, too,

if it gets out of hand.

Okay, come see me.

Man, shut up, One-Stop.

Look, I don't wanna

take sides here,

but does anybody else here

see the hypocrisy

in always blaming the single

woman for the affair?

I mean, let's be honest,

she wasn't the one

who swore to be honest

and to be faithful

and not cheat in the back room

of the barbershop

until I'm dead. It was him.

How many times I gotta say

ain't nothing happened?

Yeah, nothing happened.

But I'm not gonna spend

every day

explaining myself

to you, you, or you!

Look, I'm just saying,

hypothetically, okay?

It is shameful society always

blames the other woman

when they should be

blaming him.

Listen, doofus...

Monogamy doesn't run

in our DNA.

-You understand that?

-What?

You can't defy science.

That is ridiculous,

that is bullshit.

Women want sex, too.

And you don't see us

lying and cheating,

and going out

buying sports cars.

You're just

a weak-ass man, Dante.

Honestly, it's as simple

as that.

Yeah, okay and I'll be that.

A weak-ass man

with a sports car

and a gaggle of b*tches.

In real life.

Y'all ain't sh*t, man.

Hey, hey, hey,

now, wait a minute.

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