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Barbershop: The Next Cut Page #11
Don't lump us all in there.
You know, men aren't
just looking to cheat.
That's like saying every woman
wants a big package.
Because it's just not true.
They do, they all
want a big package.
I know I do.
Honestly, I thought
that it was more about
passion and love, and, like,
how you guys connected...
I mean, I have...
I believe he's gay.
Like that? Like that?
I'm a real man.
I don't feel like
I need to cheat.
Now that's just a lie.
walking in right now
and offered you them drawers,
you trying to tell me
you wouldn't
take her in the back
and just bed her down?
Hell, no. Halle Berry
crazy as hell.
From Monster's Ball?
"I want you to just
"make me feel good."
No.
You crazier than she is.
I like them crazy.
Like one-eye open crazy.
Like gotta hide
your wallet crazy.
Solange crazy.
Kick me, b*tch,
in the elevator.
-Man, that's...
-Shut up!
I can't wait
to give her this D.
He crazy there.
This one.
Now that's dangerous.
Well, look,
maybe it's just me.
I'm a romantic.
One woman is
good enough for me.
Yeah, what's going on,
everybody?
I wanna send
a special shout-out
to Calvin's Barbershop
over on the South Side.
Hey!
They're right in the midst
of a 48-hour ceasefire
to increase the peace.
Doing it.
Keep it going, y'all.
Hey,
did y'all hear that?
Did y'all hear my name
on the radio?
It's all right.
Did you hear that?
All right, that's dope,
but it's still not
a trending topic
on Twitter, okay?
Don't matter.
Because this is my sh*t.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm dancing,
in a non-gay way.
Turn that up!
Bring it on, Eddie!
Bring it on.
Come on, girl!
Go, Calvin!
Rashad, baby!
Hey, what's up, Terrence?
Did you come
to get a cut, man,
or are you here
to see Eddie twerk?
-No, no, no, no!
-You don't talk!
Come on, Eddie! Show him!
You know I do no twerking!
Eddie, come on,
you can twerk.
Look, listen, guys...
There was a shooting
on 26th and King
-just a few minutes ago.
-Man! Really?
It was Anthony Clark.
-What?
-Wait, our Anthony?
God.
What happened?
He was walking home
from the library.
He died on the scene.
There was nothing
any of us could do.
God.
Calvin...
I didn't come here to bring
anybody down, okay?
you guys are doing here.
I mean, all the progress
you've made with the shop...
Progress?
What progress, man?
I mean, what are
you talking about?
A kid just died.
A mother's child...
A father's child is dead.
One of the best ones we got.
Yeah.
That ain't no progress.
That's failure!
Nothing we've done has worked.
We just wasting our time.
These kids ain't
gonna listen to us.
These kids, they like
to kill each other.
They like that sh*t.
haircuts can stop bullets.
Man, this is the f***ing
South Side.
This ceasefire sh*t
is over. It's over.
Calvin, come on, now.
It's over, man!
Calvin.
Calvin, we made a commitment
to see this thing through.
I don't give a damn
about no commitment!
What commitment?
The commitment of them
killing each other?
They ain't got
no commitment to us!
Look, I feel terrible about
what happened to Anthony.
We all do.
That's the reason that
we have to keep going
now more than ever.
How can you give up like this?
Because that's what he do.
open up a shop
on the North Side.
That's what he put
money down on.
Is that right, Cal?
You already plan
to leave us behind.
Calvin.
Calvin, is that true?
Look.
I'm a father first.
My God.
You all gotta
realize that. Okay?
I got a son too, man.
Okay, you take care of yours,
I take care of mine.
Now y'all depend on me
to do a few things,
to do everything.
And I'm not about
to leave him out here
in these streets
to get hurt for you, you,
or this damn shop!
None of us have ever asked you
not to be a father!
None of us!
We are here because of fathers
like you and sons like Jalen,
and you didn't even tell us?
and we work beside you!
We're supposed to be
your friends!
I am your partner!
When were you gonna tell me?
I was gonna say something
after the ceasefire.
-Man, that's bullshit.
-No, that's some real sh*t.
You weren't
gonna tell us
'cause you ain't care
about what we think.
-What?
-You sold us out, man.
I didn't sell nobody out, man.
I've been here for years!
Y'all are the only reason
I come to this damn shop!
I've been wanting
I'm just trying
to do better, man.
That's it! For my family!
If you can't understand
that, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but I'm out!
Wait, Calvin. Come on.
-Let's talk...
-No. I'm gone. I'm out!
Calvin! Calvin?
Thanks. Appreciate it.
What do
you say, Eugene?
Hey, hey,
what's up, Big Eddie?
Why don't you give me
a double shot of Hennessy?
You got it, boss.
Yep.
You got some of those
wasabi nuts?
Eddie, if you came in here
on some Ol' Man River sh*t,
trying to tell me
what kind of fool I am
for moving the shop,
I don't want to hear it.
Well, I might as well just
take my drink to go then.
Go on. Put that
in a plastic cup.
I'm gonna be real
with you, Cal.
I came in here to say,
thank you.
Now, I ain't want to say
this in front of everybody,
but you right.
Selling the shop is the best
thing for your family,
and the perfect excuse
for me to get out.
Go on and retire.
Retire? You?
Thought you'd die before
you left that shop, Eddie.
Yeah.
I ain't dying in that old
raggedy-ass unisexual shop.
What...
I can't even recognize
that place no more.
Hell...
I don't even recognize
the neighborhood no more.
Yeah.
Got that right.
All the more reason
for you to just go on over
there to the North Side.
I know what
you're doing, Eddie.
It's not easy, man.
Hell no, it ain't easy.
Hell no.
We black. It's hard.
Hard and us go hand in hand.
But we ain't never gave up.
I didn't give up.
I gave out.
I'm tired, Eddie.
I'm tired, too.
We've been up 38 hours.
Anthony's gone.
And that hurts like hell.
But we done lost
if we didn't do
that ceasefire.
Now we lost one.
He was special.
But we probably saved
more lives than we know.
reason to keep up the fight.
-What's good, bro?
-Yo.
I can't do this, man.
What?
I gotta walk away.
out here with Yummy alone?
I ain't leave
you nowhere, man.
You ain't got to
do this either.
Can't believe
you doing this to me, yo.
What?
Look, my dad let me move
in with him and Terri.
They've been real cool to me.
I don't want
to hear that, man.
J, what are you thinking?
I mean, look at
what you have here.
Everything you need
is right here.
You got a moms,
you got a dad.
I'm not doing this.
If you were smart,
you'd do the same.
Do I need to check the closet?
You been gone all of this time
and answered
none of my messages
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