Barbershop Page #6

You take this. This is for you.

Thanks, man.

So, what you gonna do?

I rebuild.

I fix the store, and I stay right here.

The fight must go on.

Either that, or I go back to India.

India? I thought you were from Pakistan.

Heavens, no.

Who would tell you such a thing?

Jimmy.

No, India. Punjab State.

Northwest side, close to Pakistan, though.

Thanks, man, I appreciate this.

Your words were payment enough.

- What else can I have--

- No, that's all you get.

- What about those--

- No.

- Thanks for the juice, man.

- You're welcome. I'll see you soon.

Fellows, what's up?

Got the shoes.

- Hey, Checkers.

- You got them?

You got the shoes.

I'll show you how to play.

I'll show you how to play some hardball!

Y'all, look at this lady.

- Give it up!

- Now you're talking!

Come over here. You got to see this.

You're missing it!

Somebody out there doing somebody's car?

Damn!

She wanna be real, crack that windshield!

That's what I'd do!

I'll get you good!

I'm gonna get you real good!

- Man, what kind of car is it?

- Toyota Camry.

Wait, that's a good car.

I got one of them. I just bought one.

Sick!

What color is it?

Silver.

Pimp! Player!

That's a good color.

It got a chrome rocker panel?

That's my car!

What the hell you doing? That's my car!

Stop hitting on my car!

This is Malcolm Brown's car.

Put the bat down!

I don't know Bobby Brown!

Leave my car alone! Stop hitting my car!

Stop it! Put the bat down!

- This ain't Malcolm Brown car?

- This ain't no Malcolm Brown.

I just bought it!

It look like Malcolm Brown car.

Lady, I don't care what it look like!

It's my car.

Wait a minute. This ain't Malcolm's car?

F***! Who the hell is Malcolm Brown?

Damn. Well, my bad.

Your what? What you say?

Your bad?

I hope I never make a woman that angry.

Hey, Ricky.

What's up?

I'm feeling to go get some fish.

So, Ricky...

...what advice can you offer a guy like me

on the art of wooing women?

On what?

You know, getting the hookup...

...the digits, the skins, ill nana,

snappy nappy, oochie wallie?

Yo, just be yourself.

I'm big-boned, Rick, hefty, rotund.

There's too much of myself to go around.

Hold it. There's plenty of fat brothers

pulling good ass.

Look at Biggie, Heavy D.

They were world-famous rappers.

L, on the other hand,

am an overweight barber from West Africa...

...with a fondness for poetry.

Attitude will put you on. Confidence.

Okay.

She got to know that, at a moment's notice,

you know, you will not hesitate...

...to put the pimp hand down

on Jesus himself...

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