Barefoot in the Park
- G
- Year:
- 1967
- 106 min
- 5,154 Views
Going...
Where it says
keep off the grass
Isn't recommended
for the very old
But when you're young
and you're in love
The world is beautiful
And I'm not a bit afraid
of you catching cold
Running barefoot
through the park
Searching bareheaded
in the rain
For a midwinter daisy
Seems kind of crazy
to do
But come along,
my barefoot love
To the fields
that shine with spring
We just got married!
Though it's 10 below
Let me go knee-deep
in daisies with you
La la la...
They just got married.
La la la
la la la la
La la la la la la
la la la la la
La la la la
la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la
la la la la la la la
La la
la la
Whoa!
This is the Plaza Hotel,
please.
Plaza.
Corie, it's the Plaza.
Wait a minute.
I'm not finished.
Corie, the man
is waiting.
Give him a big tip.
Paul, tell me you're not sorry
we got married.
After 40 minutes?
Let's give it
If the honeymoon
doesn't work out,
let's not get divorced.
Let's kill each other.
Let's have
a maid do it.
I hear the service
here's wonderful.
Uh...
Here's...
Thank you.
Come on.
Good afternoon.
Yes.
My hand.
I need my hand.
"Mr. Paul Bratter. "
Yes.
Is Mrs. Bratter
staying with you?
My mother?
Oh! Mrs. Bratter, yes.
Mr. And Mrs. Bratter.
How long will you
be staying with us, Mr. Bratter?
Six days.
And nights.
It's a pleasure
to have you at the Plaza.
Ha ha ha!
Come on.
Corie, let's stop.
This way, please.
Ex-excuse me.
Excuse us, please.
Mr. Adams, I hope you realize
I'm only 15 years old.
Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
They're so stuffy
around here.
Is this what life
is going to be like
for the next
50 years?
Is that all we're going
to be married, 50 years?
That's not very long.
Wait. Don't make
rash judgments.
I think I'm going
to be a lousy wife.
Don't be angry with me.
I love you very much,
and I'm very sexy.
Then let's go inside.
I'm paying $30 a day.
O.K., Paul,
let's start the marriage.
Good luck, Paul.
Good luck, Corie.
Forget it. They're
never coming out.
How long
has it been now?
Five days.
Whew! That must be
a hotel record.
For a political
convention.
A honeymoon record
is nine days.
Wait a minute, Paul!
Where are you going?
Work.
I have to go to work.
I don't do this
for a living, you know.
Can't you call in sick?
I am sick,
but I have to go.
Last night you promised
It's just till 5:30.
If it's a good marriage,
it'll last until 5:30.
See ya.
Tonight, hey?
What was that?
A kiss?
Would you get inside?
It's a nice hotel.
Was that a kiss?
If that's what kisses
are going to be like,
at 5:
30.I can't kiss you
anymore.
My lips are numb.
Now will you please go inside.
If you don't give me
a real kiss,
I'm going to give you back
your pajamas.
Right now.
N...
W...
Wait!
Couldn't you
make it 4:
30?Ahem!
Oh!
Tonight.
At the new apartment.
It's 49 West 10th Street.
I love you!
Yeah. Uh.
Thank you, Mr. Dooley.
Next time
you're in New York,
just call me up.
Hello?
Bratter?
Up here, top floor!
Top floor.
Take your time!
Yeah.
Top floor.
It's always
the top floor.
Whatever happened
to elevators?
Let's see.
The bed is 6 feet long
and the room
is 51/2 feet
and I'm in big trouble.
Tele...
Hi. Teleph...
Telephone company.
The phone?
Yeah.
Oh, great!
Come on in.
That's... that's
quite a climb.
Yes. Five flights,
if you don't count the front stoop.
Yeah, I counted
the front stoop.
Uh, would you like
a glass of water?
Please.
I'd offer you soda
or a beer,
but we don't have
anything yet.
A glass
of water's fine.
Except we don't have
any glasses either.
Oh.
You could, uh...
put your head under
and just schlurp.
Oh, no, I don't have
enough breath to slurp.
Well...
Where would you
like the phone?
Gee, uh...
I don't know.
Any suggestions?
Well, it all depends
on what you're going
to do with the room.
You going to have
furniture in here?
Ha!
Sure.
Listen, you can give me
a long extension cord,
and I'll carry it around with me
the first few years.
Good. I'll use
the old connection.
Whew!
You're really going
to live up here, huh?
I mean every day.
Every day.
I hope that's the men
with the furniture.
I don't want to see this.
Hello, Bloomingdale's!
Lord & Taylor's.
Oh.
Up here, top floor!
Oh, my God.
It's probably another wedding gift
from my mother.
twice a day.
I hope it's
an electric heater.
Is it cold in here?
I can't grip the phone.
Maybe the steam is off.
Maybe that's it.
Just turn it on.
It'll come right up.
It is on.
It's just not
coming up.
Oh.
Your husband have
a lot of sweaters?
I prefer it this way.
It's a medical fact
that steam heat's bad for you.
Yeah? In February?
Just put them down
anywhere.
I know. I know.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry
about the stairs.
to sign it.
Oh.
Oh, wait a minute.
There you are.
Are you going
to be all right?
That's a shame,
giving a job like that
to an old man.
He's probably
only 25.
They age fast
on this route.
O.K., lady,
you're in business.
My own phone.
Can I make
a call yet?
Your bill started
two minutes ago.
Who can I call?
Oh, by the way,
my name is Harry Pepper.
If you ever have
phone trouble,
do me a favor...
don't ask for Harry Pepper.
What's the matter,
bad news?
It's going to be cloudy tonight
with a light snow.
You'll be the first
in the city
to see it fall.
Hello, is Mr. Paul Bratter
there, please?
This is Mrs. Paul Bratter
calling.
This is terrific.
It works just great.
Just like
a real phone, huh?
Frank, is Paul there?
Hi, Corie.
He left
about 20 minutes ago.
Looked very tired.
Tell him to call me
when he gets in.
I've got great news.
No kidding, Frank.
What is it?
Frank, hang on.
That may be him now.
I didn't
want him to come
till after
the furniture arrived.
Paul?
Corie?
Where are you?
Paul?
Up here!
Paul, up here, top floor!
Oh, it's him!
How long did you say
you were married?
Six days.
He won't notice
So long,
Grammercy 59971.
Have a nice marriage.
Thank you.
And may you soon
have many extensions.
He's on his way up.
Can you hang on
for five more flights?
Paul?
Hurry up, darling!
Now, don't
expect too much,
'cause the furniture
hasn't gotten here yet!
And the paint didn't
turn out exactly right,
but I think it's
going to be beautiful!
Paul?
Paul, are you all right?
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
What?
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
Hi, sweetheart!
Paul, darling!
Oh! Say something.
It's six flights.
Did you...
Did you know
it's six flights?
Well, it isn't.
It's only five.
What about
that big thing
hanging outside
the building?
That's not a flight.
It's a stoop.
It may look
like a stoop.
It climbs
like a flight.
Is that all
you have to say?
I didn't think
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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