Barnyard Page #2
No, that's just me,
the contortion mouse.
C!
X!
N!
- Q!
- Oh, man, you're killing me, dude.
Look, I just wanted to welcome you
to the barnyard.
I'm sure that you and your...
Not looking. The key word, "not".
Work with me. Not looking.
This is my friend, Bessy.
Yeah, she's a cupcake.
- It was nice to meet you, Otis.
- Yeah, too you.
You know what? Switch those.
Oh, boy.
There's nothing for you there,
but I kind of like her friend.
He's out!
All clear! Sweet!
Let's turn this barn into funky town
Chickens on the left
Dance with your neighbor
Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table
Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table
Try to go easy on the manure
It's a dance floor, not a sewer
Here we go, do-si-do
Here we go, do-si-do
Put this thing on hot!
Better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hay
You better hold on tight and pray
You better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hay
Darling, you better run
'Cause I won't hold back them horses
Hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hay
We will rumble and tumble
Night and day
Here we go again
Come grab your friend
Shake him up, shake him down
Try to get a good blend
Here we go, do-si-do
Here we go
- First you hold on tight
- Hold on tight
- Then you dance all night
- Dance all night
Hit the hay!
Better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hay
You better hold on tight and pray
You better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hay
Hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hay
We will rumble and tumble
Night and day
We'll go hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hay
With our backsides shaking
We'll go hitting the hay
Wow! This is amazing.
What you looking at?
What? You want some of this?
Oh, yeah, I didn't think so.
Sit right here, honey.
The flowers are beautiful.
See? On time, just like I...
Right.
Cramp! That's a cramp!
Oh, it's cramping!
And release.
- Hello, Son.
- Dad,
I've been thinking,
and I'm willing to accept your apology.
- Really?
- Sure. I mean, it's only right. I mean...
Okay.
I don't mean to let you down, Pop.
I'm just out trying to have some fun.
It's a beautiful night.
I remember when I used to
sit out here with your sister.
- I don't have a sister.
- Oh, yeah.
That was you, wasn't it?
Thank you, all right.
So, are we okay?
- We're okay.
- Great.
See, 'cause I wanted
to ask you something.
My friends are all going
to the barn tonight,
and not that it matters either way to me,
but evidently, I'm needed.
I'm a sort of an integral part
of a musical number.
Yeah, I tried to tell them no, you know?
But they were just so...
I told them, "My dad's not gonna
wanna cover my shift.
"I mean, it's my shift, not his.
It isn't his!" You know?
"I don't want to be selfish.
What's mine is mine, and..."
What do you think?
Otis...
I never thought
I certainly didn't think
I'd be in charge of anything.
But that all changed one day.
It was the day you showed up.
I head out into the meadow
and I see this little baby calf all alone,
stumbling around.
You know,
before you became a nightmare.
Well, I took you home that night,
and I know it doesn't sound possible,
but I looked up into the sky
and I would have swore
I saw the stars dance.
At that moment,
I knew my place was here,
taking care of things.
I guess you helped me realize that.
I love you, Son.
- You still want to go, don't you?
- Yeah, I really do.
Not that your stuff... You know, the stuff
you're saying isn't nifty and everything...
No one says "nifty".
I say "nifty." I do, and sometimes
even "swifty." I'll say that.
Very impressive.
Go ahead, have fun. I'll cover your shift.
Thanks, Pop. You're the best.
- Otis?
- Yeah?
Be the stronger man.
Yeah. Yeah, that's
that saying thing, right?
"A strong man stands up for himself.
"A stronger man can
bridge the gap between..."
Got it locked in the vault.
See? I learn.
Mr. Boombastic
What you want is a boombastic
Romantic, fantastic lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic
Touch me in me back
She says I'm Mr. Romantic
Call me fantastic
Touch me in me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro...
Smooth
Who's here? Moo! It's me! Moo!
Whassup? Milk me!
Hey, babe.
My barn. That's right, my barn.
You're late. Come on.
He's a real winner, that one.
Oh, stop. I think he's kind of cute.
Lay down in my Jacuzzi
and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will hear
is the beating of my heart
And we will mmm-mmm
And have some sweet pillow talk
I'm Boombastic, really fantastic
Mr. Boom Boom Boom Boom
Give it up for the one and only,
Biggy Cheese!
We're gonna have some fun
tonight, y'all.
Hey, Buck.
Get your hooves off the stage.
You ain't in show business.
What, were you raised in a barn?
Well, you're a good horse. Okay...
What you looking at, Turkey?
Somebody pass me
the cranberry sauce.
Dead turkey walking.
We all gonna die,
but we don't know the date.
We know your date, Thanksgiving!
Okay, to kick things off tonight,
I got a special treat.
Back by popular demand.
Ladies, this one's for you.
Our own Otis and the Crew!
Well, down on the farm
Where they all ask for you
Parties all hours of the night.
What is that farmer up to?
You know what?
- I'm gonna call someone.
- Oh, leave him be.
Well, I'll just call whoever I want,
whenever I want to.
That's exactly what I'll do.
Because I know
what a rave is, Mr. Lump.
"I'm going to sit and watch TV
and be a lump."
Okay, Mr. Lumpy. It's just not right.
They all ask for you
They all ask for you
Down on the farm
They all ask for you
I'll check it.
It's all right. Calm down.
It's just the pizza guy.
I'm on it.
Watch out. I got it. I got it.
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
Thanks. You want change?
No, keep it.
So, you really ordered a lot of pizzas.
Well, yes.
We're having a big human party.
Just a party. A big one.
With us celebrating our humanness.
- Dude, I love parties! Can I...
- No.
Okay. Well, then, I'll see you.
Ouch!
My arm fell off.
My fake arm, I mean.
Wow, I am so sorry about that.
- Do you need any help?
- No, I don't like help.
It's just against my religion.
I'm a Nohelpian.
Cool, I'm a Lutheran.
What about this?
You know what? You keep it.
It's dirty now.
Really? All right.
Dude, I got a arm!
Yeah! Righteous!
Well, I won't back down
No, I won't back down
You can stand me up
at the gates of hell
But I won't back down
Gonna stand my ground
Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world
from dragging me down
Gonna stand my ground
Good evening, ladies.
Sorry to call on you
so late in the evening,
but we did have a previous engagement.
Now, we're gonna take six of you.
Anyone makes a sound,
we don't mind the extra company.
Boys, take your pick.
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