Bashment Page #4
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YOU AIN'T GOTTA
BE POLITICALLY CORREC'.
SO JUST TELL HIM YOU AIN' BATTY, YEAH, DREAD,
[FANG]
HE CAN'T SAY I 'CAUSE HE IS QUEER.
INNIT WHITE BOY?
PUSSYRAAS,
BLOODCLAAT QUEER.
INNIT?
CHI-CHI MAN?
YES.
IS WHA' HIM SAY--
YES.
AND EVERY NIGHT,
WANNABE'S COCK, INNIT?
AND YOU F***ING
LOVE IT, INNIT?
SAY IT!
YOU F***ING LOVE IT!
I LOVE...
HIM.
YOU LOVE HIM?
A MAN?
WELL AIN'T THA A F***ING B*TCH?
NAH, MAN.
THAT'S A F***ING B*TCH!
[CHILDREN SINGING]
[YOUNG ORLY]
NANA! NANA!
NANA!
[NANA'S VOICE]
ORLY, MY LOVE.
WHAT'S WRONG?
[CHILDREN]
ORLY KISSES BO-OYS!
THEY WON'T PLAY
WITH ME, NANA.
THEY SAY:
THEY HATE ME.
THEY CAN'T, ORLY.
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU.
AND GIRLS,
WHO DON'T KNOW BETTER.
BUT WE:
KNOW BETTER, ORLY.
WE KNOW BETTER.
THANK YOU, NANA.
[CROWD CHEERS]
WHOA WHOA WHOA,
YO YO, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT,
SECOND ROUND.
WHITE MAN REACH!
WHOO!
[CROWD CHEERS]
YEAH YEAH,
J.J., J.J., MY BRUDDA,
J.J., MY BRUDDA,
THE OFFICIAL WINNER
M.C. THROWDOWN FINALS!
[CROWD CHEERS]
MY FRIEND, TELL ME,
AND SISTREN THEM,
FROM BRISTOL A SQUEEZE, YEAH?
[GRUNTS]
RAGGA AND HIP-HOP AIN'T READY
FOR SOMETHING NEW.
DON'T SPEAK FOR ALLA US, YEAH?
[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
BLACK, WHITE, BROWN,
WHATEVER, YEAH?
[ILLMANIACS HOLLER]
ALL RIGHT,
[ILLMANIACS LAUGH]
AIGHT, MY LOVER,
ORLANDO YEAH,
ORLANDO.
MY BEAUTIFUL LOVER
ORLANDO, YEAH.
FOR BEIN' MY
INSPIRATION.
[CROWD BOOS]
AN' FOR, FOR BEING
[SCREAMS]
[VENOM]
WELL THANK YOU, YEAH?
ONE LOVE!
RELAX PEOPLE, DJ,
DROP SOME BEATS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
LET'S CALM DOWN,
[MUSIC STARTS]
ORLY, I TOLD YOU
[MIC DROP ECHOES]
NO NO NO...
[J.J. WHIMPERS]
WOULD SOMEONE COME
AND HELP ME?
[HOLLERING, LAUGHING]
[ALL]
BOOM GO A GA IN A BATTY BWOY BRAIN!
IN A N*GGER BRUTHAS NAME
[SIRENS WAIL]
HEY, PULL OVER, MAN!
F***.
WHAT'S UP, BLOOD?
DO IT!
YO SISTA,
GIMME A TWIX, YEAH?
PLEASE?
HE WAS WHITE.
WHAT?
MY MOTHER:
SKINNING SHEEP.
HE WASN'T A NIGGA,
NOR WAS SHE,
'WAS?'
[SIREN WAILS]
[CAR DOORS SLAM]
[SIRENS CONTINUE]
AND TURN OVER, PLEASE.
T-SHIRT, PLEASE SIR.
STRAIGHTEN UP.
BATTYMAN?
[THUD]
[ORLANDO]
THIS IS A MISTAKE,
RUDE BOY.
ORLY.
I'VE BLOWN A MONTH'S BUDGE ON DRESSING LIKE BEENIE MAN,
AND I'M MINCING
LOOKING LIKE:
QUEENIE MAN.
I'M A LIABILITY.
YOU'RE NOT A LIABILITY.
THEN...
WHY'VE YOU NEVER
'CAUSE EVERYONE
HATES BOTTYBOYS:
AND CHA-CHA MEN.
BATTYBOYS:
AND CHI-CHI MEN.
IT'S JUST MUSIC, ORLY.
THEY'LL LOVE YOU
[PHONE RINGING]
BLOODY HELL, ORLY,
HEY, UM, UM--
HELLO?
HELLO?
I'M SORRY,
SO LATE, UM...
FOR CHRIST'S SAKES,
DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
UH, YEAH, I'M SORRY.
WHO IS THIS?
IT'S-- IT'S J.J.
ORLANDO'S BOYFRIEND?
[DIAL TONE]
HELLO?
HELLO?
[DIAL TONE CONTINUES]
[PHONE VIBRATES]
[PHONE VIBRATES]
[CONTINUES]
HELLO?
[DOOR OPENS]
MISTER...
WOLFAVITZ?
DANIEL PEARL.
I'VE BEEN ASSIGNED BY LEGAL AID
YOU'RE FIRED.
WELL, THAT WAS
NICE AND QUICK.
TELL 'EM I WANT A BRUTHA
AND MAKE HIM STRAIGH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
AH.
WHAT?
WHAT?
HETEROSEXUAL BLACK MAN
ON LEGAL AID:
AND HE'S SNOWED UNDER WITH CASES
FOR A LEAST A YEAR.
THERE ARE:
BISEXUAL.
TO MAKE ENQUIRIES?
SO WHY AIN'T YOU
BOOKED UP?
THE BRIGHT-EYED,
BUSHY-TAILED IDEALIS BURDENED WITH ENOUGH
WHITE LIBERAL GUIL TO PRESENT YOUR CASE
WITH THE UTMOST COMMITMEN TO THE RULE OF LAW WITHOU PERSONAL PREJUDICE.
[HISSES]
HOWEVER, AS YOU
SEEM SO SURE:
THAT A HETEROSEXUAL
BLACK SOLICITOR:
TO YOUR POSITION,
DECISION, GOOD DAY.
[VENOM]
[GAVEL SLAMS]
HE THOUGH WE WAS DRUG DEALERS.
AND WHEN WE SAID WE'RE WEREN'T,
HE CALLED US:
THE N-WORD.
AND WE OVERREACTED.
YOUR HONOR,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.
BUT I KNOW THIS, MA'AM.
I'M REALLY, REALLY...
SORRY.
[DANIEL]
FOUR HARD-WORKING,
FOCUSED YOUNG MEN,
AT THE STAR OF YOUR DREAM CAREER,
TAKE YOU AWAY:
POSSIBILITIES.
BLOOD FILLED:
WITH A HEALTHY SURGE
OF MID-COMPETITION TESTOSTERONE,
WHEN YOU ARE SUDDENLY CONFRONTED
WITH A DRUNK, ANGRY SUPPORTER
OF THE COMPETITION,
TRYING TO PSYCHE YOU OU WITH A TORREN OF THE MOST SHOCKING
IMAGINE SOMEONE:
ON THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
AND TELL ME THAT YOUR RESPONSE,
HOWEVER MILD,
HOWEVER IMPASSIONED...
IS UNPROVOKED.
[GAVEL SLAMS]
WOULD THE DEFENDANTS
PLEASE RISE?
I HEREBY SENTENCE
HUNTER, CAMPBELL, AND LAWRENCE
TO TWO YEARS:
IN HER MAJESTY'S PRISON.
AS FOR YOU, WOLFAVITZ,
I HAVE TAKEN:
INTO ADDITIONAL CONSIDERATION
THE SUBMISSION:
FROM YOUR SOLICITOR,
THAT CONSIDERING
YOUR BACKGROUND AND EDUCATION,
THIS SITUATION WAS NOT TYPICAL
TO A GREATER EXTEN PLAYING THE NAIVE GAME
OF FOLLOW-MY-LEADER.
YOU ARE SENTENCED
TO EIGHTEEN MONTHS.
[GAVEL SLAMS]
ON REMAND.
SIX MONTHS:
[GROANS]
VOTE TORY.
[ORLY]
J.J.?
[J.J.]
ORLY?
[ORLY]
J.J.!
HEY, HEY, BABY.
SO SOON?
AND, AND, YOU--
YOU KEPT LICKING
MY FACE:
AND SWALLOWING ME!
BIT BY BIT, MY,
SHH, SHH.
MY EYES, MY EARS,
MY EYEBROWS, MY NOSE
I WAS A DOG'S DINNER.
SHUSH...
SHUSH.
HEY.
THIS IS REAL.
SEE?
WE'RE REAL.
[WATER DRIPS]
ORLY.
WHAT?
[J.J.]
YOU KNOW WHAT,
WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS.
[ORLY]
KEEVIE!
[CHUCKLES]
HEY YOU.
KEEVIE, KEEVIE, KEEVIE!
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