Bashment Page #5
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- 2010
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[LAUGHS]
[ORLY]
WHAT'S WRONG?
SHUSH.
[ORLY]
YOU WANT SOME?
OH, MY GOSH!
J.J.,
CAN KEVAN STAY?
ORLY, KEVAN DON' WANT TO STAY, SILLY,
OH PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE!
HE CAN SLEEP:
IN OUR BED,
THERE'S, THERE'S
LOADS OF ROOM!
CAN HE, CAN HE,
PLEASE?
SURE.
YEAH!
I'LL GO AND GE MY SPARE PAJAMAS!
HEY, CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
[KEVAN]
YOU ALRIGHT?
SO MUCH.
JUST THE ONES:
THE GHETTOEY ONES.
THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN
BUT THAT'S WHY THEY'RE
ISN'T IT?
THAT'S WHAT'S BEHIND
THE JUDGE'S RULING.
IN THE END,
YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN
HOW THEY'D REAC TO A PAIR OF BATTY BOYS.
THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO KNOW BETTER,
AND YOU ARE.
KEVAN, WE CAN' THINK LIKE THIS, MAN.
THEY CAN?
WHAT THEY LIKE:
BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL
RECOVERING FROM SLAVERY,
IS THAT IT?
WE'RE NO SLAVE-OWNERS.
WE'RE NOT RACISTS.
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE
LIBERAL WHITE QUEERS?
ALL RIGHT, THEY DON' HAVE TO LOVE US BACK
BUT DO THEY:
REMEMBER.
HE WAS WHITE:
YOUR LOVER'S BRAINS OUT,
TO BE, THEN, EH?
[ORLY]
KEEVIE!
HE'S COMING!
I'LL BE UP
IN A MINUTE, YEAH?
OKAY.
[SOBS]
[CONTINUES]
[SOBS]
[GRUNTS]
WHATTUP, MY BREDREN?
[THEY LAUGH]
GANJA DIET.
BAD BWOY.
[EGGY]
STAYING LEAN,
STAYIN' MEAN!
MY BOYZ!
MY NIGGA!
HOW'S THE RUNNIN'S
OVER IN C WING, MAN?
B*TCH YET?
YO, F*** YOU
AND THE DICK:
TWO WHITE MUTHAFUCKERS, MAN.
SH*T MAN,
THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT!
JUS' WRONG, BRO!
IS THEM DO THA TO YOUR FACE, BLOOD?
COME IN WITH YOU LO AND THEY HAD A PROBLEM.
BLACK PEOPLES!
NEGROOOOOO!
[EGGY]
REUNIOOOON!
SO, FANG, ME BREDREN,
IS WHA' THE PLAN, MAN?
PLAN?
THIS RENDEZVOUS?
F***IN' KIDDIN' ME!
WELCOME TO:
'MEET THE VICTIM'!
F*** THIS, MAN.
SIT DOWN!
PLEASE.
[EGGY]
SO WHA' Y' WANNA HEAR,
WIGGA BOY?
APOLOGIES?
IN TEARS:
AND BEG:
FOR FORGIVENESS?
YOU WAN' SEE NIGGAS
ON THEIR KNEES?
[FANG]
NAH, MAN.
THE S-WORD.
THE S-WORD.
AIN'T ALL BAD.
FOR LOVING US:
DESPITE EVERYTHING,
FOR STILL WANTING
TO BE US.
HE DON'T WANT TO FACE THE FAC THAT HE AIN'T A REAL NIGGA,
AND HE'S JUST A TOURIST.
WANTS TO LIVE:
INNIT, WIGGABOY?
[EGGY]
YOU'RE HERE FOR?
I JUST WANTED:
THANKS.
G'WAN, G'WAN,
GWAN WIT' YOUR NASTY-RAASTY,
DIRTY STINKIN'...
[MUFFLED]
AHH!
[ILLMANIACS LAUGH]
[SAM]
TEN.
[GIGGLES]
NINE.
EIGHT.
[GIGGLING CONTINUES]
SEVEN.
SIX.
FIVE, FOUR,
THREE, TWO,
ONE!
WHERE IS THA WILY LITTLE ORLY?
I TELL YOU,
FOR ME.
BOO!
OW!
OOH!
COME HERE, SILLY!
POOR ORLY!
OH, YOU'RE A TOUCH DAMP
IN THE RUMP.
COME ON, IT'S WIPING TIME,
PANTIES OFF, PRINCIPISSA.
AWWW, FLIP, HAVE I...
NO, LOVE,
YOU'VE PISSED YOURSELF.
COME ON, CHOP CHOP,
YOU DON'T WANNA GET NAPPY RASH.
I LOVE YOU, SAMMY.
SAM.
YOU LOVE J.J.
YES.
HE LOOKS SAD.
THEY CAN'T HANDLE COMMITMENT.
'TIL HE SMILES.
[ORLY]
EXCUSE ME.
YES?
ORLANDO?
YOU'VE HAD
AN ACCIDENT, LOVE.
OH, YEAH.
[ORLY]
DON'T I?
IN LONDON.
THAT I MISS HIM?
I WILL,
BUT YOU TRY AND REMEMBER, YEAH?
[ORLY]
AAH,
I STINK.
OH, I'LL FETCH YOU
SOME CLEAN KNICKERS.
[GROANS]
MY BUM'S SORE!
ORLANDO?
SAMMY, MY BUM'S SORE!
WHAT YOU DOING:
COME ON!
J.J.!
SAM!
ORLY.
MUMMIES AND DADDIES?
ORLY!
ORLY--
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
WELL, SEEING
AS I DON'T LIVE HERE,
I'M GUESSING
SAM, TAKE ORLY
TO THE BATHROOM, PLEASE.
COME ON, SKUNKY BUM.
LOCK THE DOOR, YEAH?
YEAH?
MR. JOHANNSON?
I'M DANIEL PEARL.
I REPRESENTED THE DEFENSE
DANIEL PEARL?
JUSTICE.
THAT IF YOUR PARTNER'S ATTACKERS
IT WOULD NOT.
AS THEY ARE,
THOSE IGNORANT BULLIES
YOUR UNSPEAKABLE SUFFERING.
OF THE DISEASE:
OF THIS SENSELESSNESS,
UNTIL YESTERDAY,
[RADIO PLAYS]
EXTRAORDINARY SOUND.
BASS, DRUMS.
HYPNOTIC.
SEDUCTIVE.
SEXY.
HIJACKING THE VERY BEA OF MY CORRUPTIBLE HEART.
UNTIL I FOUND MYSELF
CHANTING TOO.
BOOM GO A GA IN A BATTY BWOY'S BRAIN
IN A N*GGER BROTHA'S NAME
CHI-CHI MAN DIE,
CHI-CHI MAN DIE.
I'VE GOOGLED CHI-CHI
ON THE NET.
TERMITE.
COCKROACH.
VERMIN.
VERMIN.
AND THEN I LOOKED
TO MY RIGHT.
BOOM GO A GA IN A BATTY BWOY'S BRAIN
COLONISED, INFECTED.
IN A N*GGER BRUTHA'S NAME
I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE OU A CIVIL CASE
AGAINST THE COMPOSERS,
PRODUCERS,
AND PERFORMERS RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS MUSIC.
AND THAT, PERHAPS,
MIGHT BE SOMETHING
LIKE JUSTICE.
[ORLY]
J.J.?
[ORLY]
J.J.,
I'M ROBINSON CRUSOE!
MAN FRIDAY, ORLY.
[SAM]
MORE OF A WET WEEKEND, I'D SAY.
COME ON, SOGGY,
BEFORE YOU GET TRENCH-FOO AND F*** UP MY CV.
OH, HELLO.
HELLO, SAM.
HELLO!
OH, HELLO ORLANDO.
[KEVAN]
HEY YOU!
HOW'D IT GO?
WHO'S THIS?
[SAM]
THIS IS DANIEL.
IN THE--
I JUST WANTED:
HOW ABOUT C*NT?
THAT'S A QUICK WORD.
KEVAN.
F***ING C*NT!
KEVAN!
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