Batman Ninja Page #5

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Robin, get...

Robin!

(GROANING)

ROBIN:
Gorilla Grodd?

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

JOKER:
Ooh, that was easy.

Now what?

(YAWNING)

Guess I could use a nap.

So what now?

He's hurt

pretty bad.

(GROANING)

Here.

(MONKICHI EXCLAIMS)

You can use this.

It controls my

army of monkeys.

Use them to

defeat the Joker.

I owe you

for saving my life.

I promise,

no tricks this time.

(MONKICHI EXCLAIMS

IN EXCITEMENT)

Batman, lend us

the flute, please?

Monkichi and I know exactly

what to do.

(MONKICHI EXCLAIMS)

(SNORING)

(YAWNING)

(JOKER EXCLAIMS IN ASTONISHMENT)

What?

Monkeys?

(ROBIN AND MONKICHI

PLAYING FLUTE)

There's millions.

(JOKER EXCLAIMING)

I can feel them. They're

crawling all over me.

Get off! Get off!

They can't hang on.

(MONKEY EXCLAIMING)

ROBIN:
Monmi.

- Who's she?

- (MONKICHI EXCLAIMING)

You got it.

So annoying!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(PLAYING INTENSIFIES)

ROBIN:
(EXCLAIMS) If the bad guys are

going to unite, then so will we.

Enough monking around!

I'll blow you to pieces.

ROBIN:
All for one

and one for all.

Their combined spirit

has formed this giant samurai.

Now, witness the awesome

power of the monkeys.

Together, they will deliver

a devastating blow!

(JOKER GROANING)

Unexpected.

Let's move!

Storm the robot

while it's down.

- ALL:
Right!

- ROBIN:
Monkichi,

I'm leaving

the flute with you.

(MONKICHI EXCLAIMS

IN ACCEPTANCE)

Bruce, I'm going

with you.

Harley Quinn could use

a good ass kicking.

Come on.

Got to love a man who can forgive

a girl for double-crossing him.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Monkey see monkey do.

JOKER:
It's not how you fall, but how

you pick yourself up that counts.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

All right.

Looks like more

monkey business.

Harley, we have guests!

(HARLEY EXCLAIMS GLEEFULLY)

Why don't you greet them

with a warm kiss?

Sure!

Get down!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

- Robin.

- No!

Master, at your service.

What, again? I hate bats!

Go, go, go! Shoo, shoo! Get

out of here, you stupid bats!

Go!

Huh?

(STUTTERING) Batman?

(EVERYONE GASPING)

Behold, the mighty Batgod

before us.

Batman! Harley?

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Burn on the field of hell!

(EVERYONE GASPS)

We're coming for you.

(BOTH ROARING)

(GRUNTS LOUDLY)

(JOKER GROANING)

Time to settle this...

once and for all.

(LAUGHS CUNNINGLY)

NIGHTWING:

Party's over, Penguin.

RED HOOD:

Tell you what, Deathstroke,

I'll give you

the first shot.

RED ROBIN:
I'm gonna wipe

that half-smile...

right off your face.

Poison Ivy, you know

you're not a real plant, right?

(HISSES)

I see you're back to

your old self again.

I was convinced you'd

lost your memory, Joker.

Yeah, about that.

I had lost my memory.

I was a decent man.

(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)

What a joke.

But I had to do it!

It was the only way

I could get the upper hand.

I hypnotized myself to believe I was

someone else, so you would believe it.

And this little flower was the

trigger to snap me back to insanity.

HARLEY QUINN:
We did it!

They're finally growing.

(BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(SNIFFING)

(SIGHS IN SATISFACTION)

Harley, get ready.

Can't wait, Mr. J.

(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

See what happens

when you plant a seed

and let it grow into

something beautiful?

(LAUGHS)

It's good to return to the

land, get your hands dirty.

The French call it

"Nostalgie de la boue."

Romance of the mud.

You have to admit,

it was a great joke.

(GASPS)

(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

The only way to deceive you

was to deceive myself.

And you fell for it

hook, line and flower.

(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Ha!

The time has finally

come for you to die.

(HARLEY QUINN EXCLAIMS

IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

Puddin', no!

(LAUGHS)

Time for some

girl-on-girl action.

(GRUNTS LOUDLY)

Careful, don't cut yourself.

It's over, Ivy.

You lost.

(HARLEY QUINN

LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Take your medicine,

kitty-kitty,

and say goodnight.

Keep your tongue

to yourself.

(HARLEY QUINN GROANING)

Bruce.

What am I going to do

with you, Batman?

You've destroyed a perfectly

good giant robot castle.

You're going to have to

answer for that.

Let's end this, Joker.

Just you and me.

With pleasure.

Oh, I'd hate to come all

the way to ancient Japan

and miss out on

a samurai sword fight.

Right, Bats?

Then you

won't be disappointed.

Not too bad. Making all

of my dreams come true.

- Happy to help.

- Oh, don't tease.

You're getting me excited.

(EXCLAIMS) That was a good one.

Oh, you can do

better than that.

Maybe you need to hit the dojo

and get some more practice,

work on your feint and parry.

Ooh!

I'm going to cut you to ribbons, tie

you in a bow, and give you to myself!

You're going to love it!

Ooh!

I really doubt that, Joker.

Sheesh.

Must be tough being a hero!

You don't dare kill me!

Isn't that right, Bats?

BATMAN:
Don't test me!

See, you can't kill me.

(JOKER GROANS)

Oh, the hero

can't finish the job!

But I can.

Just look at how much

fun we're having,

Batman.

(GROANING)

Psych!

(PANTS)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

You liked that,

didn't you?

(EXCLAIMS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

It's not over!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(JOKER GROANING)

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

(GASPING)

And so it's

finally over, Batman.

(JOKER GASPS)

You can't trust

everything you see, Joker.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Do it. Just let go.

You can't do it,

can you?

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

The great Batman.

Not such a hero after all!

(SCREAMS)

(PANTS)

(JOKER EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE)

BATMAN:
Thank you

for all your help.

Of course. Our country can now

return to the way it was.

We will never forget

what you have done for us.

Thank you, Monkichi.

You were a great help.

(SOBBING)

It's time for me to go.

I'll never forget you.

(EXCLAIMING)

(SIGHS)

BATMAN:
Activate

the Quake Engine.

(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

ALFRED:
Master Bruce,

you'll be needing

this for tonight.

Huh? Ah, right,

of course.

Best not to keep

the Mayor waiting.

Is the car ready?

Yes. But it's

rather vintage.

(LAUGHS)

SHOPKEEPER:
Tell me, where did you

come across such a rare find.

I just ran across it

on a trip.

I always keep my eye out

for interesting souvenirs.

You didn't expect me

to leave empty-handed, did you?

(HORSES APPROACHING)

(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPTEMPO JAPANESE SONG PLAYING)

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