Baywatch
All right, boys.
Here we go.
Nice and easy.
Oh, man, Mitch,
if you weren't here...
I'm always here.
Don't worry, your friend's
gonna be all right.
Are you Batman?
Sure, pal.
Just bigger and browner.
All right, boys,
get him in.
Have a good run, Mitch.
All right, Steph.
- Yeah, Mitch.
- Yo, Eros.
How's it looking out there?
Lippers are feebs today.
Just eggy.
Ah, eggy beyond, brah.
Nuggin' higher outside
than a full-on gazebo.
Good call, brah.
Come on.
All right, brah-brah!
It's just brah.
Come on, Pete.
Hey, Mitch!
I told you,
you don't have to
do this every day.
I want to. You saved
my sister's life.
You think I'm gonna
forget that?
All right. Well, listen,
tomorrow make my pecs
a little bigger.
And don't cover up
my front bump.
You got it.
Huge dick.
Big dick.
Yo, ellerbee.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, come on, man,
why don't you leave
my boys alone,
and get off this big wheel
and come join me for a run?
What are you saying,
that I need to work out?
That I'm, what,
looking smaller?
No! You're looking big.
I don't know how you
fit in that uniform, man.
Oh, yeah?
Hey, hey!
If I had a sister,
I'd introduce you
to her, man.
You all right,
all right.
Wait, was that sarcastic?
Like calling
a tall guy "shorty"?
Damn it,
he always does that to me.
and gave it all to charity.
Man, I heard
he invented the cure
for the common cold.
He ain't superman, he's
a damn county lifeguard.
Grown man wears
spandex to work.
So does superman.
Hey, f*** you!
Get off my beach!
I don't even have to
stretch to guard you.
Let's go.
Nothing, nothing,
nothing.
Ahh! Not on
my beach, Arian!
What up, vern?
What's up, Mitch?
He saved my Nana's life.
I ever tell you about that?
Every time he jogs by.
Literally,
every single time.
Hi, Mitch.
Flakka. Jesus.
Hey, what's up, buddy?
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, can I see that?
Ah...
Where'd you get this?
Right there.
Right there, huh?
Is this the only one?
All right.
Okay, I get that you
have to test for
image stabilization,
but why'd we have to
come to the beach?
You know
i hate the beach.
Besides, I got to get back
to work at the Huntley.
Well, I'm sorry, man,
but the beach is important,
okay? It's, uh...
It's, you know,
the wind and the, uh...
Just...
Oh...
I get it.
I get it now,
okay. I get it.
Who... what, c.J.?
No, I didn't even know
she was working
on the beach today.
"I didn't know c.J.
Was working."
Shut up, Dave.
Hey, Ronnie.
Ha...
It's Ronnie, right?
What the f***?
Yeah, it's Ronnie.
I'm Dave.
Hi, Dave.
Nice to meet you.
C.J. How you doing?
I'm doing all right.
You're trying out today,
right?
I saw your name
on the board.
That's how I...
Say...
Say something.
Kinda feel like
this is your year.
Stop that.
Okay. Um...
Well, I'll see you
at tryouts.
Eh...
All right, c.J.
That was amazing
to watch.
She came up to you,
she was
very nice and warm.
And you handled it
really smoothly.
Really?
F***, no.
That was awkward.
It was horrible.
F***!
Did you have a stroke?
It felt
like you had a stroke.
Hey, I'm Matt Brody.
And not a single f***
was given.
Ooh!
Hey, Ronnie.
Oh, hey, Steph.
Welcome back.
Thanks.
Third time's
a charm, right?
Yeah, yeah,
you know, I'm...
Hey.
I'm more motivated
than ever.
So you're going
to make me
guess your name?
Are you following me?
I was actually just
going to ask you
the same thing.
Okay. Look, you're hot.
I may resist for a while,
but we both know
eventually I'll give in.
So why don't
we just skip that.
Why don't you put
a baby in me?
Now.
You know, honestly...
I was thinking
dinner first.
But we could try
the baby thing,
if you want.
You are trying.
Way too hard.
Trying's the best part.
Summer.
Hi.
I was hoping
we'd see you here.
I couldn't sleep
last night.
I am so excited.
Hey, it's your day
today, summer.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
Hey, fresh face.
You here for
the qualifiers?
Uh, no, no,
I'm not trying out.
I'm actually
already on the team.
You're already
on this team?
I'm Matt Brody.
Ready for duty.
"Ready for duty"?
Oh, okay.
Um, you got any papers
or anything like that?
I do. There you go.
Oh, it's a permission slip.
Literally. "Dear Mitch,
"i am pleased
to write you on behalf
of Mr. Matt Brody."
Right. Well,
no free passes.
Yeah. Whoa.
At all. Yeah, 'cause
i don't give a sh*t.
for my taxes.
What you need is to
understand that if you're
going to be on this team,
you got to earn it.
Really?
Yeah. So, why don't
we start this
whole thing over,
just like gentlemen?
Where you from,
one direction?
Um... Iowa?
Iowa?
You heard of it?
Yeah,
i know what it is.
Hey, Steph.
Hey.
New kids on the block
here is from Iowa.
Oh, man.
And, uh, he says
he's already on the team.
Yeah.
Doesn't have
to try out.
Really?
Yeah, absolutely.
Let me ask you this...
A lot of oceans in Iowa?
No, just ponds and lakes
apparently.
Uh-huh.
Cocky pretty boys.
Hey, Mitch,
what happened to that
last pretty boy recruit
we had?
He died.
R.I.P.
Are you guys being
serious right now?
I honestly can't tell.
You show up here,
matching bathing suits.
What is this,
"lifeguard hazing"?
I'm Matt Brody.
I hold the world record
in the 200 meter.
Two gold medals.
Hey! Matt Brody.
Matt Brody.
Yes, yes.
Absolutely.
And we still
don't give a f***.
Don't give a f***.
No, fresh out.
Fresh out of fucks.
Yeah.
Okay, that ocean out
there has riptides
that'll tear your
little mangina in two.
My mangina?
So you are being serious.
Dead serious,
right now, nsync,
all right?
This ain't no little
f***ing pond out of Iowa.
So with all due respect,
you want to be here
on this team,
on our team,
you're gonna
have to earn it.
Look, I get it.
You're big, sasquatch.
But I'm fast.
Really f***ing fast.
Which is
why somebody important
thinks I belong here.
So when you two figure out
who the f*** I am,
you can find me
on the beach.
See you.
Did that really
just happen?
It did.
He slapped me.
Wow.
Yeah. His hands were
soft and supple though,
like a woman.
No offense.
None taken.
You know what, man?
I gotta tell you,
about this year.
You know
what I'm saying?
Good luck out there, man.
Good luck.
Thanks.
And if you need
some extra motivation...
Looking at it
right there.
Hey...
You okay?
Help! C.J., help!
My friend
is choking! Help!
No, not c.J.
Not c.J. No, no!
Are you okay?
You're choking.
Oh, god.
Are you okay?
Ronnie.
You're gonna
be just fine.
What?
Ah! Thank you!
Ronnie, are you okay?
Oh, yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah.
No, don't touch,
don't touch.
Okay.
I'm so good.
You did good, good, good work.
Good job.
Thank you, you can go now.
Okay, um,
drink some water...
Thank you so much.
Okay.
...I guess.
Dave?
Yeah.
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