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Beach Pillows Page #4
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BUT, LIKE, IN A REALLY
TANGIBLE WAY, YOU KNOW?
LIKE...
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I TIRED
REALLY?
YEAH, I LITERALLY
FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.
- YOU DID?
- YEAH.
[CHUCKLES]
DID IT WORK?
[SCOFFS] NO.
[BOTH LAUGH]
- WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! OHH!
- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
[LAUGHS]
I GOT HIM RIGH WHERE I WANT HIM, BABY!
HOLD ON.
LITTLE BIT HERE.
- COME HERE.
NO.
DUDE!
YOU BROKE MIMI'S MIRROR.
- [LAUGHS]
YOU LITTLE SHITSUCKERS?
WITH THEIR OWN:
GODDAMN SKATEBOARD, DUDE!
OKAY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THA THAT WAS THEIR MAILBOX?
[SIGHS]
IT PROBABLY WASN'T, HUH?
- NO.
- NO.
I THINK IT WAS JUS A RANDOM MAILBOX THAT YOU HIT.
- YEAH. F***.
HONEY, I AIN'T KIDDING
NO, I WON'T BE AROUND
WILL BE HIGH:
FLYING O'ER THE GROUND
SO, BASICALLY...
HEY, ANNE FRANK.
WHILE I TELL YOU MY GENIUS IDEA?
SO, BASICALLY, IT'S JUS A MATTER OF GETTING THE PATENT.
BUT CREATIVELY, WE'RE ALL SET,
MAN. IT'S A SURE THING.
ARE SPAWNED... OUT OF NECESSITY.
YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED A PILLOW
AT THE BEACH?
NECESSITY, CONVENIENCE,
LUXURY...
THAT DRIVE THE INVENTOR'S MIND.
ANYWAY, I'M LYING THERE,
AND I THINK,
"I COULD REALLY USE A LITTLE BI MORE SUPPORT FOR MY HEAD, YOU KNOW?"
IT'S NOT RHETORICAL, GUYS.
TO PARTICIPATE.
SOME SAND UNDER.
RESOURCEFUL. GOOD.
NOT VERY COMFORTABLE.
MORGAN?
EXACTLY.
AND EXACTLY WHAT I DECIDED TO DO
- TWO TOWELS.
ED, THE AUDIENCE-PARTICIPATION
SEGMENT IS OVER.
ALSO, ENTIRELY INCORRECT.
I STARTED THINKING
ABOUT PILLOWS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THE AUDIENCE-PARTICIPATION
SEGMENT WAS...
MORGAN?
SAND!
DOMESTIC PILLOWS DO NOT PROTEC AGAINST THE INFILTRATION
OF SAND!
RIGHT?
BUT WHAT, MY FRIENDS,
IS SPECIFICALLY MADE,
THE STUPIDEST MOTHERF***ER
I'VE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
WHAT COULD GO AROUND THE PILLOW
TOWELS!
BEACH TOWELS!
RIGHT? YOU TAKE
A REGULAR F***ING PILLOW,
YOU COVER IT WITH A BEACH TOWEL!
BING!
- TERRY CLOTH.
- WHAT?
A PILLOWCASE:
NO, I'M SAYING
INSTEAD OF A PILLOWCASE,
YOU COVER IT WITH A BEACH TOWEL.
TERRY CLOTH IS WHA BEACH TOWELS ARE MADE OF.
I DON'T GIVE A F***
THESE ARE BEACH PILLOWS, AND THEY'RE
MADE OUT OF F***ING BEACH TOWELS.
NOW, UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET KICKED OU ON THE GROUND FLOOR OF THIS THING,
YOU'RE GONNA F***ING STOP
SAY TERRY CLOTH ONE MORE TIME,
IN MY MOTHER'S POOL.
- FINE.
FINE, A BEACH TOWEL.
IT'S REMOVABLE.
HEY, MORGAN, BABY,
BE A SWEETHEART.
SANGRIA!
SO, WHAT,
REALLY? REALLY?
WITH F***ING ZIPPERS?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
[SCOFFS]
[SIGHS]
["MAINE" PLAYS]
[SIGHS]
AHH, AHH, AHH
IT KEEPS ON:
FOLLOWING ME HOME
[TIRES SCREECH]
IT'S COMING
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING.
WE ALREADY ATE,
AND I-I DIDN'T KNOW.
IT'S FINE.
WELL, WE JUST HAD DINNER, AND YOU
DIDN'T CALL. I'M SORRY, BUT...
THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL HEAT SOMETHING UP, BUT IT'S
OKAY.
I'M COMING HOME
I'M COMING HOME
WE MEET WITH A LAWYER TOMORROW.
OH, YEAH?
- IT'S LARRY FUMUSO.
- CHRIS FUMUSO'S DAD?
- [SIGHS]
OH, COME ON, MOM.
BEFORE.
HE GOT AN OFFICE SE FROM YOUR FATHER.
IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE.
NOT YET.
UM, IT JUST...
IT HASN'T BEEN THE RIGHT TIME.
WELL, YOU BETTER HURRY UP BEFORE SHE
FINDS SOMEONE WHO THINKS IT IS.
IT'S AT MY PLACE, MY OLD PLACE.
WHERE IS IT?
[BOTH LAUGH]
HOW DID I NEVER...
COULDN'T AFFORD IT AT THE TIME,
I DON'T NEED A RING
SPEAKING OF,
JUST A LITTLE HOT AT THE MOMENT.
I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO GO BACK.
YOUR FATHER CAN'T WORK FOREVER,
MORGAN.
WITHIN 15, 20 YEARS.
15 TO 20?
WOW.
YEAH, THAT'S... JUST NOT FOR ME.
BUT TRUST ME.
IT'S FOR YOU.
SOMETHING GOING AROUND?
DIRT.
[SNIFFS]
WHEN WE GOT THE HOUSE RESIDED.
OKAY.
GOT IT.
NO REASON TO PUT THEM BACK UP.
- I'M GONNA GO.
- OH, WHAT'S THE RUSH?
THANK YOU, MOM.
[DOOR SLAMS]
I'M READY.
FOR SOME FOOTBALL?
WHAT?
NO, NOT FOOTBALL.
I'M READY TO LET MY GOOSE LOOSE.
OH, YEAH.
FOR NINE YEARS?
- ONE P*SSY.
- FOREVER.
- FOREVER, YOU'RE RIGHT.
- FOREVER. I AM RIGHT.
- I MEAN, ONE P*SSY FOREVER?
THAT'S CONSIDERED CAPITAL
I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT'S WHA A P*SSY'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
OR AN UP-FRONT SITUATION?
- UNDERNEATH OR UP FRONT?
- I DON'T...
- I'M A C*NT-OISSEUR, MAN.
LOOK, LET'S NO GET INTO SPECIFICS.
TONIGHT'S YOUR NIGHT,
I'M F***ING READY.
HEY!
THE...
ONE...
WITH...
THE...
WAGGLY...
F*** THAT SH*T.
DRINK.
- WHAT?
- WHAT? I SAID IT.
WHEN YOU SHOULD BE SINGING IT,
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