Bean Page #11
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1997
- 89 min
- 872 Views
The ROBBER, jolted back to reality by the sound of approaching Police
car sirens, jumps in the car and drives away. BEAN waves goodbye to
the convertible as a couple of Police cars screech up. COPS jump out.
DAVID approaches the scene with groceries and roses. What kind of hell
has BEAN caused now? But instead of trouble, he sees the passers-by
are getting to their feet, applauding BEAN and whistling! They crowd
round the COPS explaining what a hero BEAN has been.
BEAN hands over the gun to a COP. He doesn't really understand what
all the fuss is about. He notices the BAG
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LADY wandering away with her bags. Should he tell her that he has
swapped one of them for the ROBBER'S? No. He's getting too much
attention to be bothered. A COP comes up to BEAN. It is COP 1 from
the airport scene.
COP 1
Excuse me. Mr. er ... Cabbage?
Sudden mutual recognition.
CUT TO:
INT. POLICE PRECINCT. INTERVIEW ROOM - NIGHT
Classic smoked filled room with street light cutting through half
closed Venetian blinds. Two or three DETECTIVES slouched in the
shadows.
BRUTUS, the huge black detective from earlier, sits opposite BEAN at a
table, smoking. He is looking at a photo. A close-up reveals it to be
a full length one of BEAN and the ROBBER outside the mall with the
ROBBER's face unmasked. BRUTUS eyes BEAN for a while. BEAN is
terrified. BRUTUS taps the photo.
BRUTUS:
It's Eddie Guardino. Go pick him up.
One of the DETECTIVES lazily leaves the room. BRUTUS leans forward on
his elbows.
BRUTUS:
Guardino fled the scene with 160 K, in a white plastic bag. We got the
car. We got the bag. And we got 20 pairs of stinking pantyhose.
(drags on his cigarette) Anything you wanna tell me?
BEAN looks at h4-m blankly. BRUTUS holds up the photo.
BRUTUS:
'Fraid I'm gonna have to keep this.
BEAN calmly takes the picture and tears it in half. He gives back the
ROBBER half and puts the other half, with himself on, into his pocket.
BRUTUS glares at him.
BRUTUS:
Mr. Bean. You lookin' to stay long in California?
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BEAN grins. At last. A question he can answer. He nods, happily.
MR. BEAN
Oh, yes.
CUT TO:
INT. THE LEARYS' HOUSE. KITCHEN - NIGHT
DAVID is talking to KEVIN. BEAN is there. In the background, Jennifer
plays with a computer game. DAVID is very animated.
DAVID:
He was incredible. This guy is fearless. He has no fear.
KEVIN:
That's one - way of looking at it. You might also say this guy is
brainless he has no brain'.
DAVID:
Well, there is that ...
KEVIN:
(TO BEAN )
I'11 give you a chance... Know anything about computers?
BEAN:
Ahm....
CUT TO:
INT. THE LEARYS' HOUSE. KEVIN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
KEVIN is playing an adventure game: 'GOBLINS 2' [This game exists.] The
GOBLINS chuckle and make stupid noises that BEAN can imitate. A catchy
piece of music accompanies the game.
The computer monitor shows the inside of the WIZARD's house. KEVIN
moves the GOBLINS, and two little characters, FINGUS and WINKLE, around
the room by clicking on areas in the room with his mouse.
BEAN and KEVIN are both wearing pointed goblin hats made from
newspaper.
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KEVIN:
It's so embarrassing. All the guys I know are on Goblins 3 and I'm
still stuck with the lousy Wizard in Goblins 2.
BEAN is interested in the computer because he likes the cute little
GOBLINS. He gets his delighted face right up to the screen. He sings
along with the catchy tune. KEVIN is getting frustrated.
KEVIN:
Come on, winkle.
KEVIN clicks on a cuckoo clock in the WIZARD's room. The cuckoo pops
out holding a key in its beak.
KEVIN:
It's gotta be here. Something to get the key away from the stupid
cuckoo.
BEAN scans the monitor screen: he spots a little frog at the bottom of
the scene. His eyes light up. He takes the mouse and rapidly and
repeatedly clicks on the frog.
BEAN:
Click, click, click, click, click ...
The frog croaks and jumps off a little round stone. KEVIN gets
excited.
KEVIN:
How'd you do that!? That was so obvious!!!
BEAN grins and makes WINKLE pick up the stone. Then he clicks through
to inside the wizard's house. He makes WINKLE throw the stone at the
cuckoo which instantly drops the key from its beak.
KEVIN:
Beanie, you are waaaaay Cool!
KEVIN slaps BEAN on the back. BEAN is delighted. Close on monitor,
showing The Goblin game-
CUT TO:
INT. LIVING ROOM. DAY
Another game. JENNIFER'S Super Nintendo game on TV in the lounge area.
It is a Gothic game where he-man types attack Vampires and bats with
swords.
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DAVID is in the kitchen - setting out the roses in a vase. The door
opens - enter ALISON. Some tension.
DAVID:
Hi,
ALISON:
Hi..... (PAUSE ) Roses.
DAVID:
Yes. AndI have a wine for dinner
that will kill you.
ALISON:
Great. ( SHE SETTLES A LITTLE ) You said you'd ask Grierson about
putting our guest somewhere else. Did you?
DAVID:
Sort of half.....
ALISON:
Meaning?
DAVID:
I was sort of half way through the sentence in which I would have asked
him when it suddenly seemed like a mistake.
ALISON:
Honestly David, you're so spineless.
Pause. Jennifer looks around. She can't help but hear. Not a happy
experience.
DAVID:
Roses. Wine.
He is asking her for softness. Pause. At which moment BEAN enters
wearing pointy hat. He helps himself to a melon from a bowl. He grins
and exits. ALISON looks at DAVID sadly.
ALISON:
But no real change.
Almost instantly, BEAN is back. He rummages through a drawer and takes
out some large elastic bands. And leaves.
ALISON:
I really do need some time on my own. Away from here.
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DAVID:
Look, Bean's history. I swear to you, he's packing as we speak. And
you can't leave. ( HE PICKS UP THE BAMBI ) I've got Bambi. You never
go anywhere without him. Please let's just talk.
ALISON:
Okay. ( GHOST OF A SMILE ) Put Bambi down, and we'll talk.
He puts Bambi down on the side-table, on the flat surface of his CD
player. BEAN appears again behind her, now looking even madder.
Pointy hat, large pointy ears made from melon peel, held in place by
the rubber band stretched round his face ~ huge front teeth also cut
from the melon. He grins gleefully.
DAVID and ALISON just stare. BEAN is followed by KEVIN who wears the
same ears and teeth.
DAVID:
Look, you guys, could you just give us a moment to ... Jennifer - could
you turn that damn thing down.
It is quite loud. JENNIFER looks for the remote control. BEAN
helpfully picks up a remote control from the sofa and points it across
the room.
ALISON:
No, that's not for the TV. That's for the ...
Too late! BEAN punches a button and the lid of the CD
player launches the Bambi into the air.
DAVID sees it. In slow motion he dives dramatically and just misses
it. It smashes on the floor.
BEAN raises his eyes heavenwards, shakes his head and tuts. He thinks
DAVID is a real Butter Fingers.
JENNIFER, upset, has found the TV remote and unintentionally switches
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