Bearcity
Ty?
Oh I was a naughty boy this year!
Holy sh*t!
Ho Ho Ho!
Hey, Ho!
What the hell are you doing there?
Waking your ass is up. You got the
audition I wanted but didn't get,
so f*** if I'm gonna let you sleep
through it.
Oh sh*t!
End of a sublet, end of an era.
I know, right.
Are you guys here for callbacks?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh cool, thanks.
Hi, how's it going? Umm. Tyler Hall.
I should have a 10:30am audition?
Ooh hunny, you are late!
Come around here.
sorry.
Tyler Hall is here.
Tyler Hall is at 10:30. I dunn-
I know he's late but he's fine.
Hi Tyler. I'm Amy Lynn,
the casting director.
Have you had a chance to
look over the sides?
Yeah, I'm off book.
Fabulous. I'll be reading with you. In
a moment we'll have you slate for the
camera with your name and phone
number and we'll get started
whenever you're ready.
Fred?
We all set there?
Um, yeah. Yup, we are all set.
Great!
Ok.
Tyler Hall, 212-555-9532.
Hey, Ty!
How'd it go?
What the hell are you two doing?
He's trying to button my new jeans
from Barney's sample sale.
Why don't you just buy
clothes that fit?
You're not going to get anyone's
attention with clothes that fit.
We're getting ready for Tea at G.
Hey, I rhymed!
Hey! Walt Witless.
Come with us, it's going to be hotness
over there, all picante and sh*t.
Hallelujah, Mary, success. Don't
you dare unbutton these.
Don't worry, they're not coming off
until they need to ... like an hour.
Ty! Come out with us for a twirl!
Thank you but I'm going to pass.
I'm going to go get some sleep.
sleep when you're dead! Or, like, 25.
Good night queens.
Oh no she didn't.. Oh yes she did.
OK, Ty, I'll be back later! I'm taking
out the trash with me!
B*tch!
see you later Ty!
Have fun.
(Bear Growl)
(Men Moaning)
Ty?
Ty?!
sh*t.
Ty! Bring your ass out here!
simon, you seem to have this inability
Whatever, you have to see the two
hotties Cory and I just brought back!
They're actual Abercrombie models -
Mormons from sandy, Utah, and they're
going to show us their magical
underwear!
No, I have plans.
What plans could you possibly have
that would be better than Big Love?
Hey, there's a bear on your shirt.
son, there's a bear in my shirt.
Go on kid. We don't bite.
Hey. Member or non?
Um, non.
That'll be eight dollars.
I'll get that.
No, it's ok. I got it.
You can get the first drink.
The drinks are free.
I meant at breakfast.
Wow, NYC-style romance! Ok, um..
Do I get a name, too?
Greg. Greg styles.
Tyler Hall.
Tyler. You look like a Tyler. Bet
you taste like a Tyler, too.
Hey Tyler! I'm so glad you made it.
Uh, hey!
Thanks for the warm welcome, Greg,
as always. We gotta go.
Trust me. You don't want to know that
one. He's got a partner. And a trick.
And a trick. And a trick. sensing a
pattern here?
Yeah, sure. He's Hairy F***ing Potter.
Weasel-y, actually. You're funny.
Thanks. Improv class did me wonders.
Clearly. You were really good today.
Hey boys, what're you drinking?
Two beers, please.
You uh.. You think they liked me?
sh*t, I'd cast you. But I'm just a
cameraman, not much of a director.
C'mon. Let me introduce you
to my entourage.
Hey guys. This is Tyler.
Hi, I'm Michael...
... and this is my boyfriend, Carlos.
Hey, what's up man?
And this is my huzbear, Brent.
Aww, huzbear? Oh, that's.. alright.
Uh, there's a term for everything
in this scene.
Hey Michael, hey baby, looking good.
Hey! Don't squeeze the Charmin,
papa! Ok?
see?! see what I have to deal
with all the time.
It's ok, it's ok.
Tyler, so how do you know Fred?
We met at the auditions today -
the kid's a future star.
Ahh.. shia LaCub.
Anyone? No?
Hardly, I'm studying acting and hoping
to turn that into an actual paying
career. Maybe landing a sex scene with
Well, this is the town where
careers are made, my boy!
And deals with horny producers.
Hey! Let's go guys. I am getting
mauled back here, come on.
Randy, thank God. I was worried.
I thought you got lost.
One more for my friend, Tyler here.
Uhh, who ordered the Bear Claws?
strawberry shortcake over here.
What's a Bear Claw?
Oh dude, you'll love it.
Uh, to New York!
Ah yes, cheers.
Oh god!
Damn.
Uhh! That'll put some
hair on your chest!
I'll put some hair on your chest, boy.
Hey Randy, I think you
overshot over here.
You wish... that one's for Roger.
Oh, where is Roger?
Hey, what's BEARCITY?
Do you know that book by Dante about
the circle of hell and infernos?
Oh I'm sorry, have you met jaded?
What? I'll show you jaded.
Oh yeah? Please, do show me jaded.
- Alright...
- Lay it on me.
Woof!
Woof!
It's this bear weekend at the end of
the summer. You know, bar-hopping,
bed-hopping, sweaty shirtless hairy
men dancing... it's awesome.
I've actually never been to a bear
event before. But, well.. Any bear
event before whatsoever since tonight
if that's not already obvious...
Well, then you're definitely coming
with us. It's like a summer camp
reunion with all the guys you haven't
seen in months.
And like a parade of the proud studs
that finally made it into Roger's
playroom this year.
Damn, who is this Roger already?
''Damn'' is usually what most people
say when they see him.
Ehh. He's not that hot.
He's like that hot daddy you
see with their kids,
that you just want to pounce on.
stroller meat.
Yes, exactly! And he just won Mr. New
York Daddybear this year.
sash queen!
What is wrong with you?
Well, Michael and Carlos went home to
cuddle. so, I suggest we follow suit.
They're cute, do they.. uh.. do they
''play well with others?''
No, no. Those two are like lesbians,
just without the drum circles.
Well so are we, that's what we are..
OK, for the record..
..no more Bear Claws for the
lightweight who stole my heart.
Of course we're monogamous, baby.
Ohh, oh. Gotta put the ad on
the bulletin board.
Oh, yeah. sh*t, I almost forgot.
What's the ad for?
We have a two bedroom, we
rent out the extra bedroom.
We lost our friend Tony to a big
red-headed bear from Texas.
Yeah, Texas-sized, as they say. Why?
You lookin' for a place?
Last call boys! Drink 'em up.
He's fine.
I understand that.
Besides you ought to take it as a
compliment. Come here.
I ain't with him, I'm with you.
I know. I know. Oh baby,
how's your knee?
Better. You want me to
get down on 'em.
Oh gordito, I just love you so much.
I love you too, Carlito. Oh, how was
softball?
I'm so sorry I missed the game.
Oh it was fine. It wasn't the same
with out my cheering section though.
I'm your whole cheering section?
You're my whole world.
You're so sweet.
seriously. I'm sorry about getting
jealous. It's just guys like that,
I know what they see.
No, I mean it. Gordito I look at you
and I see you and I see how beautiful
you are. Inside and out.
I better see the inside out of this
shirt at the foot of my bed
in about 40 seconds.
Ok.
Oh, I love when you do that.
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