Bearcity Page #2
Oh! Wait, wait, wait. These are the
interviews for next week.
Dammit. Just gimme a minute.
I'm sorry.
It's ok. Take your time.
I haven't been without a job since I
was 18 and comparatively sprightly.
You're gonna find work baby, ok.
Just calm down, you are.
That's easy for you to say. Talk to me
again in
Oh yeah... you're really turning
me on now.
Oh, stop kidding around.
have the surgery.
so you're going to get your
stomach stapled?
They don't staple it anymore, they use
a rubber band, a lap band it's called.
I knew you wouldn't understand.
Of course I don't understand, gordito!
Ok, cause that kind of treatment is
for people with health problems. Not
self-worth problems.
Carlos, I need a job.
And what? What you think that being
f***ing thin is going to somehow make
you magically employable?
I think you need to go to
your apartment tonight.
Gordito, please don't do this.
Come on.
Just go.
Was he understanding
when you told him?
I mean, simon doesn't really listen as
much as he just waits for you to stop
talking so that he can start.
Oh, I f***ing hate people like that.
I know but he was.. I don't blame him,
he was pissed you know.
Yeah.
We were supposed to be moving into
this two-bedroom apartment with him
and this twink. I could not picture
myself spending another yearjerking
off to bear porn because I'm too
afraid to bring a real guy home. Plus
when you're in Chelsea, if your waist
size is over 36 the Chelsea police
turn your ass around at 23rd street
and send you packing back to Hell's
Kitchen.
Isn't Hell's Kitchen getting just as
bad. Aren't they calling it Helsea?
Oh, watch the curb.
Oh sh*t.
It's not tough enough, It's like
admitting that you..
Oh, sh*t. I'm sorry dude.
...admitting that you know you like
bears is like is like coming out of
the closet twice.
I know. It's one thing to say you
think Brad Pitt's hot, but try saying
you want a mouthful of John Goodman.
Exactly. Like the other day I even had
a dream that I was having sex with a
guy in a santa Claus outfit and simon
walked in and caught us.
Ohh. Did he stuff your stocking?
Yes. santa comes more than once
a year in my dreams.
No joke, no joke. Michael's boyfriend
Carlos had a department store santa as
a fuckbuddy - hooked us up with a
thirty percent discount.
Wow. Friends with below retail
benefits. God, I love it!
Uh, I think I'm done. Umm. It's mostly
everything. so, I can take it from
here if you wanna head up.
OK, I'm going to wake up sleeping
booty and see if I can't get some...
All this fantasy talk has made me
kinda horny.
Me, too.
Hey! There's still some room!
Uhh. There's a few more things that
I umm..I'm sorry.
I uh.. just jokin'!
You have no idea. Truck stop was off
the hook. It was outrageous. They have
this huge, huge hot tub.
That's Ted and the glam bears.
Umm, glam bears... define.
Nay. They're actually muscle bears.
It's just what I call guys like that.
They make me feel insecure because
they have perfect bodies, perfect
boots, perfect beards and all that.
Woof.
Oh, barf.
Wow, uh jaded cappuccino with a
double shot of hate and despair.
You. Make that up all by yourself?
I'm working on.
Is it? Is it really?
No, but seriously, Brent. Thank you,
very much.
It's really appreciated,
I need this job.
Oh well, the job sucks. Don't worry
about that,
but the eye candy is compensation.
I'll say - hard candy by
the looks of it.
Oh, no, no, that's Robbie. We call her
Ruby because of the slippers that will
fall out her mouth when she speaks.
Hey, lover!
Girl!
Hunny, you look fabulous. Do a little
twirl, so I can take a look at ya!
Uh huh. Like the wig?
Uh..
Can I have a search party sent out for
the hard-on that I just lost?
Harsh.
That was rough, right?
It was mean and not funny. Well..
Can I get some service over here?
shut up, you polar bear! I'm going to
go tend to her
before she goes extinct.
Hey Roger. What's up?
How you doin?
Good, man. How you' doing?
What's up?
Look who it is.
What's up babe?
Oh la la.
Oh hey baby.
When am I gonna get a piece of that?
Look at that bod.
Coffeehouse Massacre. Film at 1 1.
It hates me too, that's why I stay on
this side of the counter.
Can I get a Black-Eye?
Left hook or right hook?
It's a coffee with two
shots of espresso.
Oh, gotcha. Just thought maybe that's
how they did it here
at the leather bars. I'm new.
And I'm used. Keep the change.
There they are. Gentlemen.
surprise, surprise.
Tyra, Tyler. I'm going to take a
break, ok? Did you meet Roger?
Uh yeah. Not formally but he ordered
a busted lip or something.
Black-Eye?
Yeah.
sure. Good. Oh can I get an Iced
coffee and a Decaf Iced coffee for
Michael and a Latte for Fred. Thank
You!
Um. Contrary to the actor's cliche, I
still don't know how
to use any of this equipment.
Can't hear you, I'm on break.
Hi guys. Oh, Daddy's home. so put your
toys away or
I'm going to have to confiscate them.
You're so mean.
Actually, I think Daddy brought some
toys of his own for show and tell.
What'd I miss?
We were just pondering the
hypothetical question of what it would
cost to get Roger to Nair his entire
body. A million bucks?
A million dollars tax-free so you
won't end up like Richard Hatch.
F*** no. My hair is my mating call.
Let's move on to letting the cat out
of the bag, shall we?
Hey, what are these?
Please tell me those are
metal chopsticks.
Well, they could be used on Chinese,
just not the food per se.
You know what those are?
Do you know what those are?
They ain't for knittin'.
It's a set of sounds.
A set of sounds.. alright, I give up.
What's a sound?
so glad you asked, Brent.
What are you doing?
Patience, my boy!
so, imagine, if you will, that this is
your cock and this is the hole.
Oh...
Breath, breath.
No..
Oh God, I get the sound part.
What is wrong with cuddling?
Oh, sh*t!
Tyler, what are you doing?
I'm sorry, I spilled the Evil Eye all
over myself when I saw the sounds.
Is this a cafe or a sex club?
You know what those are?
Yeah.
Is this the Tyler that just moved
in with you guys?
The same.
Tough first day kid. I'm Roger.
Hi, I'm humiliated. Nice to meet you.
Tyler, Tyler! I'll clean it.
I'll clean it, I will clean it.
You go in the back and put a shirt on
before you get raped.
That's one way to pick up business.
Hey!
At least they made her pretty.
Now don't be mean.
He's new to the scene.
Now that is so cute! You guys
got yourself an in-house chaser.
That'll spice things up a little bit.
We don't need no spicing up, Rachael
Ray, we're yummo as it is.
so, Michael, where's Carlos?
Guys... Umm, Carlos and I have decided
to take a little break.
What happened?
We just need time to reevaluate.
sweetie, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Me too. Me Too.
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