Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Page #8
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 81 min
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BUTT-HEAD
Huh huh. You mean like this?
Butt-Head keeps kicking.
DRIVER:
Okay, people, next stop, Grand Canyon.
He guns it.
It takes off down the road.
MONTAGE SONG BEGINS. (Maybe White Zombie doing something like,
"Born to Be Wild")
INSERT:
A RED LINE snakes across a map to Grand Canyon.Gorgeous. Our seniors and others take pictures and stare in awe.
Some hold hands. One crosses herself.
ANGLE ON B&B, nearby, also staring in awe. REVEAL they're watching
a jackass take a dump.
B&B
Huh huh huh huh huh.
BEAVIS:
The poop's coming out of the ass of the
ass. Heh heh heh.
BUTT-HEAD
Huh huh. It's coming out of the ass, but
it's also coming out of the ass of the
ass.
INT. A.T.F. HEADQUARTERS - DAY
TIGHT ON PHOTO OF B&B, going out on the wire.
TIGHT ON COP getting the photo off a machine.
TIGHT ON B&B's PHOTO as it's pinned to the wall.
PAN across seniors showing off pictures of their grandchildren.
Pan stops on B&B showing off the picture of Dallas to a senior.
Butt-Head does the "finger-in-hole" fornication gesture as they
LAUGH suggestively.
Flemming reads a map strewn on his hood. He turns to Bork to give
orders. Bork repeats them into his radio. Several cars pull out.
INSERT:
A RED LINE snakes across a map to Utah.Martha and the seniors pose in front of a classic Salt Lake City
view. A sign nearby reads "Welcome to Salt Lake City."
REVERSE ANGLE shows B&B, taking their picture.
P.O.V. OF CAMERA shows Butt-Head's hand covering half the lens.
Framing is crooked and way off. Click and FREEZE.
Middle of nowhere. Confused, Martha is taking a picture.
REVERSE ANGLE shows B&B, posing by the road sign: Baggs, Wyoming.
B&B
Huh huh huh huh huh huh.
P.O.V. OF CAMERA, showing B&B laughing.
INSERT:
A RED LINE snakes across the map to Wyoming.CROSS-DISSOLVE BETWEEN THE BUS AND THE SIGHTS IT PASSES:
EXT. FLAMING GORGE, WYOMING - DAY
A classic view of a powerful gorge.
REVERSE SHOWS THE TOUR BUS driving by. Martha and the seniors rush
to the windows to stare in awe.
EXT. GRAND TETON, WYOMING - DAY
A classic view of the huge peaks.
REVERSE SHOWS THE TOUR BUS driving by. More seniors rush to the
windows to see.
EXT. YELLOWSTONE PARK, WYOMING - DAY
A spectacular view of Yellowstone Lake and the Rockies.
REVERSE SHOWS THE TOUR BUS. Seniors staring in awe.
PAN over to another window. B&B press their BARE ASSES against the
window.
EXT. YELLOWSTONE/OLD FAITHFUL - DAY
MONTAGE SONG ENDS.
A RANGER/GUIDE stands in front of the seniors talking about the
geyser. B&B are towards the front, off to one side.
RANGER:
(a la Carl Sagan)
There are over two hundred active geysers
in Yellowstone Park alone. Old Faithful
here is one of the largest. During an
eruption the water can reach as high as
two hundred feet!...
BUTT-HEAD
So?
RANGER:
(ignoring Butt-Head)
It shoots out over twelve thousand gallons
of water in a single eruption...
BEAVIS:
That's not that much.
BUTT-HEAD
Yeah really. Let's get outta here Beavis.
Huh huh huh. This sucks.
B&B walk off as the flustered ranger leads the seniors to some
benches where they wait for the geyser to erupt.
EXT. YELLOWSTONE/OLD FAITHFUL - LATER
The geyser erupts. The seniors watch in sheer awe.
MARTHA:
It's...incredible...!
INT. VISITOR CENTER/MEN'S BATHROOM - DAY
B&B stare ahead in similar awe.
BUTT-HEAD
It's incredible!... Huh huh huh.
REVEAL they're standing before the urinals. Butt-Head moves to the
side, tripping a motion detector which makes the urinal
AUTOMATICALLY FLUSH.
BEAVIS:
Whoa! That's amazing! Heh heh heh.
They start moving from urinal to urinal, causing all to flush.
EXT. OLD FAITHFUL/PARKING AREA - DAY
The bus idles. The last senior climbs aboard.
The driver looks around impatiently. He checks his watch.
DRIVER:
I can't wait forever.
INT. OLD FAITHFUL/RANGER'S OFFICE - DAY
The ranger/guide enters and checks off a chart on a bulletin board
near B&B's "wanted" photo.
Suddenly the guide sees B&B's photo, then, out the window, the bus
closing its door and pulling away.
RANGER:
Oh my God!
INT. VISITOR CENTER/MEN'S ROOM - DAY
B&B go back and forth, "playing" the urinals, passing hands,
heads, whole bodies in front of the motion detectors.
B&B
Huh huh huh huh.
Finally, Butt-Head pauses.
BUTT-HEAD
This is the coolest thing I have ever
seen.
Flemming is on the radio. Bork runs up.
BORK:
Chief, we got 'em! They're on a senior
citizens tour bus going east on I-40.
EXT. OLD FAITHFUL/PARKING LOT - DAY
B&B get on a bus that looks completely different than the tour
bus.
TIGHT ON B&B. Butt-Head looks around.
BUTT-HEAD
Uh... Is this the right bus?
BEAVIS:
You mean there's mre than one?
A WIDER SHOT REVEALS it's a bus full of nuns. B&B look around and
see this.
BUTT-HEAD
Huh huh huh. Hey Beavis. We're on a bus
with chicks.
BEAVIS:
Heh hmm heh heh.
Butt-Head turns to the nun next to him.
BUTT-HEAD
Hey, baby.
The nun looks disturbed as the bus takes off.
EXT. I-40/SIDE OF THE ROAD - DAY
The tour bus is stopped. Like P.O.W.'s, the seniors stand with
hands on heads. Agents search the bus.
ANGLE ON LINE OF SENIORS. Flemming walks nearby and is told:
BORK:
They're not on the bus.
Flemming looks the seniors over.
FLEMMING:
(re:
seniors)These people know something. I want full
cavity searches. Everyone. Go deep on 'em.
Hurley and two agents grab the nearest senior and drag him away.
FLEMMING (CONT.)
I tell you Bork, these guys are smart.
Damn smart. They're probably a hundred
miles away by now.
Behind Flemming, an agent waves on traffic including B&B's new
bus. As it pulls past, B&B hang B.A.'s. Flemming doesn't see.
MONTAGE SONG BEGINS:
INSERT:
A RED LINE snakes through a map, pretty much retracing theroute B&B took north. Down into Utah.
INT. BUS - DAY
A nun strums a guitar and sings. Butt-head head-bangs. The nuns
around look uneasy.
Nearby another nun reads the Bible to Beavis.
BEAVIS:
Hey, Butt-Head, this book kicks ass!
There's this talking snake and a naked
chick and then this dude puts a leaf
on his schlong! Heh heh heh.
The nun next to Beavis is disgusted.
INSERT:
A RED LINE snakes down through Colorado.One of the nuns is trying to teach B&B the sign of the cross.
Butt-head moves his hand down, up, left and then swings his hand
to the far right SMACKING Beavis.
INT. ROADSIDE RESTAURANT - DAY
Sitting before a long table, the nuns close their eyes and pray,
hands clasped together.
PAN THE ROW to B&B who's hands are clasped together and
interlocked as they do the incredibly juvenile 'peek at the
vagina' trick.
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