Bedazzled Page #7

-Yes, you get to keep your soul.

Yes!

Yes! I get to keep my soul!

On November 16th, I'll have

done this for 6000 years.

You're the first person

to give away a wish.

I hope it's not a trend.

You won't tell anyone?

No, no, I promise. Nope.

I don't get it, though.

I mean, why are you being nice?

Look, Elliot. I'm gonna

let you in on a little secret.

The whole " good and evil" thing--

You know, Him and me.

It really comes down to you.

You don't have to look hard for Heaven

and Hell. They're here on Earth.

You make the choice.

And I guess you just made yours.

-So I can go now?

-Unless you want another seven wishes.

-No, thanks.

-Didn't think so.

I really liked you, you know.

To tell you the truth, you've

been the best friend I've ever had.

-Oh, dear. Don't go gushy on me now.

-Okay.

Go on. Go.

You'll scare the fish away.

Alison?

Elliot Richards.

We've met a couple times.

Yeah, I remember. Hi, how are you?

I'm great.

I'm exaggerating. I'm good.

We've been working together here

for the last four years...

...and I've always noticed you...

...and thought that you looked

like a very interesting person.

I don't know how interesting I am.

Well, the truth is I don't know you,

and you don't know me.

And if we were to get to know each

other, we just might hit it off.

So I was wondering if you wanted

to go get a cup of coffee or--

That's really so nice of you.

I'm seeing someone.

Well, of course you are.

He's sure one lucky guy.

Listen, if it ever doesn't

work out with him, then....

-That's so nice of you.

-Really?

-Yeah. Okay.

-Thanks a lot.

-I'll see you around.

-Okay, take care. Bye.

-Go. It's a joke.

-It's only 10 bucks.

-What's he gonna do?

-Right.

Hey, Elliot, fo-felliot, so-smelliot.

What's up, dudester? Yeah.

What do you say we go down to the club

tonight and pick up some chickette?

Nice talking to you.

-Hey.

-New neighbors?

Guess so.

Hi.

Hi. You must be the boy next door.

Do you want to give me a hand?

-Hi, I'm Elliot Richards.

-Hey. Nicole DeLarusso.

Don't call me Nicky.

Everyone always calls me Nicky.

It starts as Nicole,

then becomes Nicky, Nick...

...then Ni, then just " Nn."

People just call me " Nn."

I'm cracking myself up.

-You want to give me a hand?

-Yes, I do.

You got the new lngebritzens!

-Yeah, they're the best!

-They're the best!

I'd be happy to hook

these up for you...

...so you could have some music

while you're unpacking.

I could make us dinner,

so you won't have to cook.

Yeah, right. Me, cook.

Thank you.

Say, you wouldn't happen to have

a sister, would you?

No sisters. But I've got

a lot of brothers....

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