Bedrooms and Hallways Page #8

Where do you get that mind of yours?

- Bye, Leo.

- Bye.

Come on, then.

Oh, my God. Did I hurt you?

- Oh, yes.

- Jesus.

- Ow!

- Oh, God.

You should never call an Irishman Paddy, you know that?

I'm sorry. It just slipped out.

I was going to call you d*ckhead.

You know, Terry,

I know this great pub just round the corner that serves real Guinness.

Would you let me buy you a pint?

- Real Guinness?

- Yeah.

That'd be nice, yeah.

Come on, then.

- Have you ever been to Thailand?

- No, but I like the food.

Well, there you go.

Another year.

Was it my imagination or did everyone pair off?

Yeah, they did. Still, it's...

it's kind of convenient.

It just...leaves us.

You know?

What do you say?

Let's cause a little gossip.

I don't know. So far, you've been THE most disappointing lover.

- I feel good about that.

- Do you now?

- Yeah.

How could I possibly disappoint you any more?

And that's a very good feeling to have when you're a guy.

We have to do something about your tendency to leave at odd moments. Women don't like that at all.

There must be something I can do that women like.

- ANG:
OK, out.

- DARREN:
We're just leaving.

Probably just a phase.

MUSIC:
"Love Plus One" by Haircut 100

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