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Synopsis: Benson, is a Casanova who despises women and invents all sorts of tricks to bed them and leave them. His favorite one is going through Germany posing as an American GI of Teunonic extraction. Whenever he spots a girl he likes, he takes a Polarod picture of her house, knocks on the door waving the photo and pretending to be on a pilgrimage to this very cottage his grandmother so vividly described. It is an infallible system for a hit-and-run seduction. Benson seems content with his game until he meets Jamison, a real operator who has learned to combine sex with money. Jamison poses as an exiled prince and not only gets women to share his bed but also to bestow their jewels on him for the sake of the counterrevolution. Benson decides to corner Jamison's market on sex plus finance. A contest develops, and whoever wins will dominate a small Riviera resort as "King of the Mountain," the film's original title. Remade in 1988 as "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ralph Levy
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
 
IMDB:
6.8
Year:
1964
99 min
316 Views


knows the girl met a man in every way.

In every way?

A man would probably need to know

marry if it was true.

This is something I can do.

Already you're married?

No, I am a U.S. soldier, and you

Mayor's daughter and inaccessible to me.

Why? Because I wear this uniform.

Has it makes it fair?

- I. - No, no.

Why would a piece of cloth man emotions dictate

? It is inhuman.

This is a uniform wall among us.

Suddenly I hate her.

Not allowed to say it.

- It is true. I hate it.

It is the hard wall that separates us.

Trapped alone in this shirt.

It is a symbol of tyranny.

I reject it.

Nek'mi judge, let me shoot.

I do not care for the army. For the Pentagon.

To Congress. For the president.

I will not allow them to me as a man

restrict rights.

Finally I'm free, free

to be his.

No U.S. soldier, but German

German boy in love with a girl.

Dad! - Anna!

Good evening, sir.

You must be wondering what I'm doing here.

Tonight starts a new NATO exercise program, and

I was assigned to this block.

All together now!

One, two, three, four...

I'm so relaxed, so happy.

you will remember his vow of silence?

Oh yeah,Your Highness, I will be blind

Keep your instructions.

Right. - Your Highness?

- Yes? - Say one more time.

Fanny of Omaha!

absent without permission, in a raid

gradonaelnikov home under false pretenses.

caught without uniforms, half naked,

attempted seduction the mayor's daughter.

Private, these charges are outrageous!

Yes, colonel, you are in big trouble.

- I in trouble?

I want to become general, and

would not look good in your record

you can not control their troops.

Who says you can not

to control your troops?

Just look at that infractions

the event, on this basis, under your nose.

Which offenses?

Gambling, introducing girls

Sneaking cigarettes, there is still room for and even whiskey.

Do not mention the porn movies

displayed in the toilet every evening.

Sir, your base is a hotbed of corruption.

I want to see those responsible for these offenses

Here Now!

Here I am, sir.

- Only you?

A sergeant usually so

a real fool of her colonel...

I doubt that you will become a general.

Is it me you're trying to blackmail

their own dossier?

Blackmailing is such an ugly word.

Do not say we could convince?

What a man can take so

shabby trick to get the girl...

The house where your grandmother ro?ena!

Vodnie. you...

Yes! - Dad, I just wanted to know

When you gonna comehome.

I do not know dear, it all depends on what we decide to do with

sergeant Benson!

Freddie Benson? You know that the house which is rented

ro?ena his grandmother?

You and my daughter? - Yes, Sir,

I have to testify about it.

It would not guess? - Is it you, sir,

propose to lie under oath?

I will laugh the whole European Command!

I will never become a general!

28 years working on it!

General, do not panic.

Yes, you are in big problems,

but maybe I can help.

- How? What can you do?

For example, if I were a civilian

I could not testify. - It's true.

For a few months of my release from the army.

If it is, for example, happened today

I could go with the base,

Germany, before anyone finds out anything.

Yes, that's it!

I initiated the process of releasing immediately!

A wise decision. A man I love money

who support their decisions.

What money?

So we will need travel expenses,

and leaving lucrative jobs for themselves.

Vodnie, it seems to me

hold in hand. - You will not regret it.

You must admit, I'm fairly

well-made drink.

Sorry, mate, what do you like this intrusion,

ali moram pobjei od ovih fraulien.

It seems that not one escaped.

Freddy, meine liebe,

You have told me to go.

Sudden command, sugar.

- Ozenit e me kao to si obeao, nein?

Of course, as soon as I get permission

my commanders in Washington.

I will write to him. What is the name?

Lee! General Robert E. Lee!

GeneralRobert E. Lee! -

To see to it that will get in touch.

It is a bit shabby trick, is not it?

I see that you have a lot to learn about women

I'll tell you, the more they lie, as above

deal with them, the more you love.

Really? - I could talk these things

about women who make these knock.

I am, unfortunately,

naive in terms of the weaker sex.

The weaker sex? Let me clarify some things:

They are weak and many of these locomotives.

Remember this:

It takes six men to carry to the grave man,

and only one woman that put him there.

I never looked at it so.

I see that you are the man that women

Door opens, keeps them a chair, all of that, right?

I knew to do.

- You know that he started with these antics?

An Englishman, named the... Raleigh.

- Sir Walter Raleigh?

Yes, this is the blesavac.

The female wants prei road,

and he put his coat on the pool

that it crossed over it.

And what happens? It has dry feet,

and he gets sore plua.

I really did some things clarified.

- I have not even began.

We are the weaker sex, not women.

We are vulnerable as a ripe peach on a branch.

You're married, right? - Yes.

I see. Got a view uberenog.

Both women and held in hand

and squeezes the juice out of you.

almost hurts.

When you completely drained, throw, and the

country and go look for a new peach.

It is disgusting.

I just say:

Peach world, unite!

Let 'hang on a tree

how much you want.

Amen.

I'll tell you something you never thought of:

The world is full of rich widows.

Do not? - Yes. And where did they hunt?

- oozing peach? - That is correct.

I say it's time for a change.

Let me live a little of them.

Have they give us money.

This is likely to shock a man like you, does not it?

's pretty revolutionary thought.

But how to implement these changes?

This is your brain washed it's pathetic.

Well, it's time to eat.

You probably think I paid a meal?

- of course.

Come with me.

And what do you see? - People eat.

You know what I see? - What?

Three free meals. I just have to choose.

Sit there and look at me.

Ooops ma'am, can I sit here?

If you want to. - Thank you.

Guten tag, izvolite.

- What is the cheapest you eat?

sandwich with liver, the two brands.

It is too much.

I can get just a piece of bread and water?

You are a Frenchman?

No, ma'am, it is only by prayer

I learned my grandmother France.

Something is wrong?

Unfortunately, lying sick in hospital

New Orleans

I:

I try to save money for the surgery.

Because you eat only bread and water?

- only last six days.

Poor you!

Today you gonna eat more than bread and water.

No, ma'am, I can not

let me pay for a meal.

Bring the best soldier food

what you have, how much you can eat the finest and

Wine.

Have I learned anything?

You could save half past two dollars and eat whatever you want.

You were magnificent.

You are not allowed to go.

You missed the best part.

You still brought something?

It gave me 100 francs to send to his ailing grandmother

New Orleans.

Is your sick grandmother?

No, it's part of story.

What francs twenty dollars.

Have you taken a woman twenty U.S. dollars?

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Stanley Shapiro

Stanley Shapiro (July 16, 1925 – July 21, 1990) was an American screenwriter and producer responsible for three of Doris Day's most successful films. Born in Brooklyn, New York, Shapiro earned his first screen credit for South Sea Woman in 1953. His work for Day earned him Oscar nominations for Lover Come Back and That Touch of Mink and a win for Pillow Talk, and Mink won him the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Written American Comedy. more…

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