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Synopsis: Benson, is a Casanova who despises women and invents all sorts of tricks to bed them and leave them. His favorite one is going through Germany posing as an American GI of Teunonic extraction. Whenever he spots a girl he likes, he takes a Polarod picture of her house, knocks on the door waving the photo and pretending to be on a pilgrimage to this very cottage his grandmother so vividly described. It is an infallible system for a hit-and-run seduction. Benson seems content with his game until he meets Jamison, a real operator who has learned to combine sex with money. Jamison poses as an exiled prince and not only gets women to share his bed but also to bestow their jewels on him for the sake of the counterrevolution. Benson decides to corner Jamison's market on sex plus finance. A contest develops, and whoever wins will dominate a small Riviera resort as "King of the Mountain," the film's original title. Remade in 1988 as "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ralph Levy
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
 
IMDB:
6.8
Year:
1964
99 min
331 Views


No, it's not on my level.

Do not be modest.

Do opportunities. You do not look bad.

Thank you. But I'm old fashioned.

One of those recently harvested peaches.

You could be an excellent team.

I will take the young, you get old.

The elderly can take a real hunt.

More than twenty dollars?

A man like you could earn

fifty, one hundred U.S. dollars for dinner.

Is there a name for men

who receive money from a woman?

Yes, smart.

I know you do not need money,

but lives a little, have fun.

No, I do not.

Do:
women, family responsibilities.

And we could spend on the Riviera.

Are you going to the Riviera?

Yes, I heard that there is a city full of rich

Women who are called Bonmarte sur Mer.

Have you been to Bonmarte sur Mer? - No.

you are uninformed, unfortunately.

All of the social life of peselio

Italian Riviera, Port de fine.

Bonmarte sur Mer was alive, but now prevail

old

couples in retirement. Is dead.

You know that place?

I live there.

Iconsidered urban playboy.

But you know what? Some of the biggest of its success

I realize the peaceful gradiima.

I could throw around.

Sorry, I sent a telegram

women and children.

Always have to tell them exactly

time coming.

Really you have to lead, right?

Yes, I am unfortunately Peach

which it was harvested and stored.

Damage. What I could learn

all about women.

Here we are in boredom.

Those you call this town boredom?

Sorry, I thought this was my compartment.

- It is. We just go down.

This is the Port de fine, right?

- No, we're still in France.

Port de fine only for some 200 miles.

Ouch, my Italian grandmother me sick

waiting there, and I bought the wrong ticket.

Please remain in this compartment,

You are with me to drive to Port de fine.

Grazie, signorina. Da bar stignem tamo

With enough money for her surgery.

All I did that I come to this money.

- To secure.

Good luck soldier! All the best to your grandmother

Talijanki. - Grazie, signore.

Welcome back, sir.

Your telegram arrived late.

Has a corresponding Italian?

It was the perfect bait.

May I ask why

it was necessary?

Andre, I think Bonmarte sur mer

the hunting reserve of its own.

The soldier was the poachers.

But such a man you would not be

no competition.

It is true, but the man who hunted hare

can drive a real beast.

I think it would be this Italian

your rabbit could long occupy.

LordLarsson-Knudsen,

widow of Swedish match king.

Not if he died two years ago?

- At the age of 91 years.

Here's a picture of his widow.

If I live through 91, so I want to go.

When you arrive?

She left the hotel in Genoa this morning at 7:40 vozei

Mercedes Swedish table XX274.

This is certainly better than walking.

You are very loyal, but senseless young man

when you thought you could walk up to Stockholm.

I walked to the end of the world to see my grandmother

vedanku.

As soon as we get to Bonmarte sur mer

gotta send her money for her surgery.

That her car! How odd!

- What?

It is not alone. With her was a soldier.

Returned to poachers? -

It seems that more is not satisfied with the hare.

Have you seen enough?

Indeed I am. Wasting my money I

his grandmother made for the operation of such a girl!

lady, will you sign the complaint?

- be happy.

Congratulations to you

Excellent police work done.

Identify lure so fast!

It is my job, ma'am.

safekeeping our small community of men like him...

and safe for women like you.

I tell you, I stole her money.

She gave it to me.

Potpisala je ovu prituzbu, monsieur.

Has caught me with another woman.

You're French, you understand.

Being a woman with long, it's French.

Being caught, it is U.S..

What should I do? How do I overflow from here?

It will be difficult. The accusation is serious, and

you are a rogue. I know!

Do notI did not. I have this friend.

His name is Lawrence Jameson.

Give please! Our respected A citizen!

How would he know ministers like you?

We're friends.

Sjeat will be on me.

Just tell him that I

Freddy, rotter from the train.

This is a very serious accusation.

Who will judge this case?

Judge Reno. - Judge Hangman.

What kind referee Hangman?

Since it is a U.S. soldier seduced daughter,

man became obsessed.

There must be some alternative.

Suppose obea return to U.S.

and never returned.

- It. - Would you give your word?

- I give my word.

The word this man does not mean anything.

I can not let this mad dog

Free at Riviera.

What if I personally escort him to the airport

and board the plane to the U.S.?

Yes, he will get on my plane.

You know you can trust him.

Mr. Jameson, uope

why mess with such a pervert?

Do not believe it is broken.

I think it's just emotionally poremeen.

Right. - His wry attitude toward women

probably cause some childhood trauma.

For example? - Who knows, maybe the poor wretches

uili where the toilet.

Yes, it is safe.

Dobro, monsieur, ako dajete rije

that you will accompany him on a plane,

I'll let him under your supervision.

I will not forget you this.

If you ever arrive at the U.S., look for me in Detroit.

I want to introduce you to my grandmother.

You really have a grandmother?

Favourite woman in the world.

I give the best odds in the entire city.

You are on a special mission for His Highness

, is not it?

What?

I saw the prince as you

give hand and pat him on the shoulder.

Prince?

Do I have to hide.

I am not a security threat.

I have served His Highness.

In fact, probably my money

finance your mission.

Are you?

Fanny Eubank. Or, as Prince called me,

Fanny of Omaha.

Yes, the story about you with much respect.

For His Highness!

For the people of his country enslaved!

For your mission!

Do you think it will be successful?

The odds are getting better.

Tell me how much money

Prince managed to get my jewels?

Unfortunately, not enough.

Here, you can safely

believe that thou shalt give him this.

I will give him.

Excuse me, sir.

Did I rang, Arthur?

Nothing but the man said,

that is very urgent.

What man?

delivered, sir.

He said that you will know the secret password.

What's the secret password?

Fanny of Omaha.

It would be everything, Arthur.

Arthur, can you take this in a guest room

, and unpack all poglaati.

delivered did as told.

- Yes, sir.

Your Highness, I bring you bad news:

Your secret is discovered an evil person.

maladjusted grandson detriotske kladioniarke.

What a fool I was.

tell you how to cheat a woman.

And you big daddy of us all.

How much do you want?

Your Highness, I can not accept money from a man

to which each novi

to liberate their enslaved people.

Let there be slaves a little bit.

How about $ 5000?

Lord! Teacher!

I came to teach there.

Naui me, shape me, dotjeraj me!

I'm in your hands.

I would not even touched them.

Is the story so with your partner?

partner! Do not hit me

to cooperate with someone like you. 're Rude!

As long as oil is not refined in

quality gasoline.

Rafiniraj me, a great dad!

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Stanley Shapiro

Stanley Shapiro (July 16, 1925 – July 21, 1990) was an American screenwriter and producer responsible for three of Doris Day's most successful films. Born in Brooklyn, New York, Shapiro earned his first screen credit for South Sea Woman in 1953. His work for Day earned him Oscar nominations for Lover Come Back and That Touch of Mink and a win for Pillow Talk, and Mink won him the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Written American Comedy. more…

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