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Synopsis: Benson, is a Casanova who despises women and invents all sorts of tricks to bed them and leave them. His favorite one is going through Germany posing as an American GI of Teunonic extraction. Whenever he spots a girl he likes, he takes a Polarod picture of her house, knocks on the door waving the photo and pretending to be on a pilgrimage to this very cottage his grandmother so vividly described. It is an infallible system for a hit-and-run seduction. Benson seems content with his game until he meets Jamison, a real operator who has learned to combine sex with money. Jamison poses as an exiled prince and not only gets women to share his bed but also to bestow their jewels on him for the sake of the counterrevolution. Benson decides to corner Jamison's market on sex plus finance. A contest develops, and whoever wins will dominate a small Riviera resort as "King of the Mountain," the film's original title. Remade in 1988 as "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ralph Levy
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
 
IMDB:
6.8
Year:
1964
99 min
331 Views


And if you say no?

Attempt!

So you have a rough allurement of women.

Make sure you are unprincipled.

The nature of the lie and cheat.

You have no moral values.

You see, everyone has a good side

If you look for them.

Right. I give you 20% under these conditions:

all odluujem and I am leading the operation.

You are my leader. Whatever you say.

You cut school, I just ask a few crumbs

I tell you, it will not satisfy even a slice of bread crumbs

even cakes.

At the end will want the whole bakery.

Andre, our bakery.

He has not able to take away.

He is maladjusted, needuciran soldier.

Like Hitler when he started.

I tell you, he will destroy everything.

Is this the face of a man

who you can trust?

Do not. This is the face

predatory animals, monkeys.

Yes, there are similarities.

It is activated by mistake.

I had no choice.

Now you need to turn

the safe, fun monkeys.

Auto you will not last much

If it goes ape.

Secured.

Sad razumijem. Monsieur ima plan.

car in a curve, we loosen the boiler...

It is not an option.

Of course, care of your car.

But I have a better plan.

There is one man who owes me his parole.

Rene called a knife, dagger master and absolute

ma?ioniar in hiding the body.

Andre, murder?

The Inspector

I give you word that the case will be studied very carelessly.

I have another plan! Brilliant plan!

Listen to me!

Hey partners! When shall we begin?

I am ready.

Your tailor sews terrible suits.

Look!

Royal uniforms?

So play the prince. What should I wear? Corner?

But you can emulate that lana

royal family! It is...

No, no, Andre... He wants to be kraljevi,

kraljevi and will be!

You should ask the father to you

send all this money.

But you said that you can not go until you

making sure of their poor countrymen.

I feel like a dependent man.

Please do not be mad at me.

It was the only way that you go back

Tulsa.

Dad

build a new church for our wedding.

What do you think you should take a plane?

I think we should go by boat.

Ruprecht loves the sea.

Who Ruprecht? - My brother, the young prince.

Thesehave a brother? And go with us?

Yes, where I'm going, going and Ruprecht.

Well that's great!

Coming home with the two princes!

Let's say Ruprecht good news?

Yes, can not wait to meet him!

Do not you tell me that you have a brother!

It is very withdrawn. Do not zarueni,

I would not even met with him now.

What is there in the basement?

His chambers are there. These massive stone walls

provide maximum security.

Ruprecht! I am your brother!

There is someone who wants to know.

Do not be afraid, it is completely harmless. Ruprecht!

Go down Ruprecht! Meet this fine lady.

Mother!

No mother! It was my wife's future,

Your Future sister in law.

Come on, come down!

You do not have to fear ega.

Just do not stop laughing.

Healthy Ruprecht!

- Mother!

No, Ruprecht, but we shall live with this fine lady in

Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Both?

have stopped laughing!

My earrings!

- Continue to laugh!

Do not eat them, Ruprecht!

Tulsa to be bona fide for him.

Level. Can trkarati around.

We tried to play it here, but it

is constantly falling from the mountain.

Yes, it hurts. But you will not fall over

they will, and this fine lady to lead the

hands all over Tulsa.

Mother?

Well, Ruprecht, and if it usreuje,

You can call the mother.

Mother!

Once it naui feed,

uope not a problem.

And remember to always have to laugh.

Try these.

Ruprecht,there is no cutting at the table!

When we go live with Miss Harrigton

West Palm Beach

and it is a venue for evening

it must allow the food.

Try again.

Enough is enough! Cut one,

but the second bite.

It might be contagious.

Because this is vraa down to his room.

Even the okree against me.

Back!

Continue to smile!

Thank God, this will happen only

one of our three children.

Travel by car relaxes Ruprecht.

Only the smiles!

Very good, Ruprecht!

And when the father of Miss Weddell

is again running for Senate

it can during the campaign

ride across Iowa.

Freddy, we had a very good month.

need to share a car.

Start, share it.

Andre gets 5%...

That's good, my grandmother paid 10th

5% for operational costs,

chateau i ostalo.

I accept that, you have an excellent crate.

Since we had such a good month,

It puts us in a high tax class.

Just a little! Slowly.

Taxes? Which taxes?

You may be asking what I do

with their money.

Your money does not interest me.

What are you doing with my money?

Deduct tax.

Which brings us to my initial questions:

What taxes?

Freddy, you have a goal in life.

To be the tallest tree in the Peach

to

no one can pick and squeeze.

I have a feeling that some fingers

provide for me right now.

And if anyone squeezed me, it

will not be a man.

Listen to me.

Governments use taxes to's general welfare,

I use them for the benefit of the individual.

Who are you in this case.

Do not. Come with me.

Where are we going?

The head of every man

There unopened door.

I just want you

to open new ones.

The family of a man engaged in srebrnarstvom

over 400 years old.

You said to him three months

to finish the bowl.

Plants produce hundreds of them.

artistic works are his superior,

but economically it can not compete.

So let it perish.

Freddy, if this man fails,

his craft will die out.

Moreover, the vanishing way of life

achievements do not measure profits.

And you financira it?

And there by my tax money goes?

Part.

And the rest?

Come with me.

This man has devoted his life to discovering the secrets of old masters

violin.

So what if it works better violin?

World music is always spacey.

Meanwhile

You give him money from my taxes?

Yes, enough for life.

Freddy, for many centuries when archaeologists excavated the remains are

our civilization,

want to find the only juke-boxes?

Of course it is a risk. But if you settle

a top ballerina, it's worth.

To the man who created this beautiful tapestry

was not under the auspices of a rich plemia

,

the work of art would not exist today.

Do you see what I mean, Freddy,

Money itself is worthless.

It should be used in a proper purpose.

Look, Daddy. Want to play Robin Hood?

OK. But not on my account.

For some archaeologists would not dig, and it

is Freddijev money.

I will because I now spend it.

And because we have delivered it, liberated taxes.

My grandmother always said:

Do not bet on surprises

If you do not want to be a loser.

Something you forget: I have now

I am leading the operation.

I did not know that so we're gonna rob.

Well, Freddy, you shall receive your money

but are you aware that this is the

end of our cooperation.

I'm a big boy, I can.

Where?

Welcome, glad you're here.

Well I'll be here.

This is my territory.

He was.

Hey boy, here.

Who is this girl who has just entered?

Miss Janet Walker.

Who is it?

The U.S. soap queen.

OK, thanks.

Yes, I think we'll be good here.

Freddy, you can not I act on this level.

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Stanley Shapiro

Stanley Shapiro (July 16, 1925 – July 21, 1990) was an American screenwriter and producer responsible for three of Doris Day's most successful films. Born in Brooklyn, New York, Shapiro earned his first screen credit for South Sea Woman in 1953. His work for Day earned him Oscar nominations for Lover Come Back and That Touch of Mink and a win for Pillow Talk, and Mink won him the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Written American Comedy. more…

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