Being Charlie Page #9

You know,

from my limited experience,

I found that girls,

for some reason,

have a problem

with stand-up comics.

I don't know why.

I mean, they say that they

want a guy to make them laugh,

a guy that has a sense of humor,

but making them laugh just

never quite closes the deal.

You could be the greatest

stand-up of all time,

and you won't get

half as much p*ssy

as your average bass player.

I'm kind of embarrassed to say

that I've been

checking out tinder.

- Ohh.

Ah, I've got a few regulars

in the audience here.

You know, I take that back.

Tinder is the greatest

invention of the 21st century.

Seriously.

I mean, f*** Twitter,

Facebook, instagram,

all that bullshit

with the likes and the comments

and the f***ing followers.

Tinder is the only app

where people who like you

will actually f*** you.

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