Being Tyler Posey Page #2

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- Fried mac and cheese bites?

- Yeah, you don't want to do that.

Let's get a hot dog.

- Sounds pretty good.

- They also have ice cream.

I know. I think we're ready to order.

- Thank you very much.

- Okay.

Can I get the Coney Island hot dog?

- Got it.

- I'll just get a regular hot dog and a root beer float.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- That's a summertime lunch.

- It is summertime, isn't it?

I want to barbecue.

- That's my wife.

- I'm gonna have a wife soon.

She wants to know if we're sitting down,

and are we taping something?

Say yes.

- How's she doing?

- Your mom just finished the

second round of chemo 2 1/2 months ago.

- Wow, it was 2 months ago already?

- Yeah. Recovering well.

Her numbers are good.

She seems very happy with everything.

She seems to be sleeping well and

eating what she's supposed to, exercising.

So yeah, she's feeling good.

It's just nice, 'cause chemo bums her out.

It just makes her so exhausted.

Chemo is like having the flu 24-7,

and then some.

So it's just nice to have her feeling good.

I'm just... I'd rather her

feel good than anything.

Yeah. She'll be fine.

- The hot dog for you.

- Thank you.

- Okay.

- Mmm, a very adult meal I'm having, here.

Thank you. I know, we

look like adults, don't we?

I feel like a kid, but I

also feel like an adult.

The 20s that I'm in right

now is a very bizarre time.

- I'm sure you know.

- Yeah, 50s is stranger.

Is it really? 50s is weirder?

Yeah. Nobody's interested.

Nobody's interested in

50s? I want to be 50.

I think I'll look good

with gray hair, like you.

You look good. You're a handsome fella.

Thank you. Yeah.

20s are weird for me

and Seana because, like,

we are so much more

mature than kids our age.

Most kids your age have just graduated.

- I know, they've just graduated from college.

- They're looking for a job.

- I know.

- You, you're already well-grounded.

I feel like I want to settle down,

but them I'm like, "[Bleep],

I'm 22. I want to get drunk."

So... so I can't...

I have to get the drunk out of

me before I can make a family.

Well, if you're secure in

your work and who you are,

and you're ready to get married,

then you're ready to get married.

You should never listen to what

anybody else has to say about,

"don't get married for your career,"

or, "do get married for your career."

It has nothing to do with that.

I remember when I first

talked to Jason Ellis,

on the radio, he asked me how old I am,

and if I've [Bleep] a lot of girls,

and I said, "no, I'm

actually getting married."

And he's like, "you [Bleep] idiot!

What are you doing, mate?"

And so, you know, I... I...

and we've talked since then,

and he's on that [Bleep] anymore,

but I hate that lifestyle.

- I hate that stereotypical actor lifestyle.

- Well, there's really,

you know, some people try to put a

different spin on the acting business

that, for some reason,

it's so different from

being an accountant or owning a restaurant

that you can't get married,

but it doesn't have to be.

You know, but if you have

security in what you're doing,

you and Seana are, like, best friends.

- Yeah, she's my homie.

- Okay, I've been married 22 years.

Whatever she wants, say yes.

All right, pops. Good lunch at Jerry's.

Now that I'm done with work,

Seana and I decided to

visit my family for the day.

- Hi, Chica.

- Little Chica.

That was my fir... our first puppy.

We had... we had another

dog before that named Smoky,

- but he kept biting Jesse.

- Smoky, was that his name?

- And then you kept kicking him.

- Why would you do that?

- You did not.

- Because he kept attacking me.

Yeah, he would... he would bite

us, and then Jesse would kick him.

I think Mom was sure the dog

was gonna kill the both of you.

- Is that Yishi?

- Yeah, Yishi.

We had no discipline in

this house whatsoever.

Not an ounce of it, and

somehow they survived.

- I have no idea why.

- I think you raised us perfectly.

We let them do whatever they

wanted to, and they're still here.

- Yeah, like tattoos.

- What about them?

Jeff tells you not to

get 'em, and you get 'em.

- Okay, you got me there.

- Jeff Davis.

That's why I get them on my legs.

Yeah, Jeff has cleared his legs.

I'm going in next week to get this done.

- Whenever pickups are done.

- Whenever pickups...

whenever Teen Wolf pickups are over.

I think you guys know

how I feel about tattoos.

I just love the art. I think

it shows my personality.

- No, I love it.

- I know... I know you do.

I love your tattoos. I love

all of my sons' tattoos.

- Yeah, we have cool tattoos. You know, we get real...

- And John has a tattoo,

I'm the only one who's...

Seana has tattoos. I don't.

I'm anxious to get a daughter,

so I'm like, "you guys could go elope now,

if you want to." Just

elope. I don't understand

why you have to have a wedding.

Well, now it's a little

too late to back out.

I know, but yeah, no, we're really excited.

It's gonna be fun. I think

what I'm looking forward

to the most is that

they'll actually be married.

And then, you know, I can call her,

"this is my daughter, Seana Posey."

- I can't wait. I love hearing that.

- Yeah. I can't for that.

Okay, sweetie. You have to leave?

Yeah, I'm gonna go home,

take care of the dogs.

Thanks for coming, babe.

- Bye, guys.

- Love you.

So happy.

This break'll be good. I can't wait.

- It's gonna be a good hiatus.

- How long do you know?

- We have, like, six months.

- Oh, cool.

Yeah, we're not back until December.

- Well, that's a lot of time. Six months, to...

- Exactly.

Get into a routine, make a habit.

I'm gonna take dancing lessons 'cause

we're gonna dance at the wedding.

But you looked so cute on wolf watch.

I'm just in my head about dancing.

- Your dancing moves.

- If I have to dance in front of a bunch of people, like,

seriously, 'cause I was

joking on wolf watch, you know.

But if I had to dance seriously

in front of a bunch of people,

I get nervous and embarrassed.

It's funny, 'cause I was watching you,

and it's like, "he dances like me."

I do.

- Whenever I dance...

- You channel me?

I do. I swear. I swear

to God, every single time.

It's always like this. It's always,

you put your arms in the air.

Yeah, I know. You were

doing that and I'm like...

"Is he imitating me?" And I'm like,

"no, he's just dancing like me."

'Cause you guys used to make fun of me.

- I get it. It makes sense.

- "This is how Mom dances."

- I just want to groove.

- Yeah, it's a groove.

I get it.

- Sorry I made fun of you for it.

- Right on.

It was fun teasing.

I instagrammed a picture of all

of the stuff that we're bringing on

our honeymoon earlier today.

So we're going... we're gonna go travel

up to San Francisco, drive up the coast,

and then hit a bunch of

spots on the way there.

I think it's perfect,

'cause we hate flying.

So you just want to go as

far north as San Francisco?

- You don't want to go beyond that?

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