Being Tyler Posey Page #6

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- This does?

Ooh, 'cause you can smell the vodka?

- You can smell it.

- I know.

You can definitely smell vodka in there.

These are gonna be good.

- Thanks for coming, guys.

- Yeah, thanks for coming, guys.

Let's fill up this pumpkin.

Oh, dude, dude, dude.

Ooh.

These are my favorite.

I'm actually a

professional piata-stuffer.

What does it take to be a professional?

It takes, like, a PhD.

The hole can only fit so much.

Put it in there.

Speaking of that, where are those condoms?

There they are.

Dan, what did you say?

- Are you on Tinder?

- Me?

- No, him.

- Oh, yeah. Listen to this.

He uses a picture of me

and him to get him girls.

Oh, you're the worst.

I'm the smartest.

Put it in.

Last thing.

I'm gonna do it just like this.

Oh, that was very close.

- You have to get it in.

- Did you feel it?

Didn't you feel like it was gonna happen?

Didn't you feel like it was gonna happen?

Let's just roll on this

until you actually make it.

Oh, [Bleep]. I'm done. I'm done.

I can't do it anymore!

- We're gonna retire this.

- Let's just hang it.

Hang it from the wire.

No, but I want it to go up and down.

Oh, right, right, right. Okay.

Can you pull that?

Look at that. All right, cool. Perfect.

Watch out, Posey. This could get bad.

Oh, my God, he's gonna

hit me in the [Bleep].

How many... wait, how

many hits does he get?

Yeah, how many hits?

Three?

Got to warm up my arm, here.

That's three. That was three.

- Are you serious?

- All right, go... go two more.

Let me get some contact, here.

We'll do five shots.

Oh, man.

All right. I'm done.

You do it now.

That was... Hercules!

Oh, my God.

It broke the bat, look.

Oh, my God.

One more for good measure.

Kill it, Dan.

Welcome to the party,

man. Thanks for grilling.

Thank you.

Guess what we're doing on hiatus, dude?

I'm getting married.

What are you doing with your life?

I'm definitely not getting

married for a long time.

Yeah, man, we're getting married.

We're gonna go on our honeymoon.

Where... where you guys at in the planning?

- We're almost there, dude.

- So close.

When is finished?

Like, what does that...

what does that mean?

When we're finished, then we'll be married.

Basically.

When you're done planning, you're married?

Yeah.

What are you doing during hiatus, Dan?

What's hiatus, dude?

Hiatus?

You don't know what hiatus is?

You guys have said that word,

like, I have no idea what...

Hiatus is when you're

on break from filming.

Oh, okay. I'm on hiatus.

Summer break is hiatus.

Been on hiatus for a little while.

I'm gonna be using that a lot.

Be using that a lot.

Probably gonna change my name to hiatus.

Hiatus.

This was a fun season, huh?

I don't know about you, this

is my favorite season so far.

Yeah, and they made me a wolf.

I think you and I should be with each other

every single day during hiatus,

and making... writing and filming.

Dude, I've been saying

this since I met you.

So have I.

I've learned so much from Teen Wolf.

- So, you know...

- Yeah, I'm excited to apply

what I've learned on Teen Wolf

to, you know, to our own stuff.

I'm really excited.

It's gonna be good, dude.

Yeah.

I want us to be a team...

In Hollywood.

I want us to... I want

us to produce big movies

and, you know, this is the start.

Right here, we're making

history right here.

We're gonna watch this in, like,

ten years from now and be like,

"damn, look at that.

That's when we were just starting out."

The last few years have been an adventure.

And I feel really lucky

to be doing a job I love.

Yeah!

Surrounded by amazing friends and family.

From a young age, you've

always known what you wanted.

Yeah, exactly.

I can't wait to get married to Seana

and see what happens next.

I love you.

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