Believe Me Page #5
And that's how messed up
everything is in Africa.
Let's pray.
Father God,
lord,
Jesus Christ,
God,
father,
we ask that you just
break our sinful hearts
and just...
Just...
Just help us.
Please help us
help you...
Help Africa.
Okay? Please?
Okay. Now, when we're
done highlighting,
we're gonna dip it into the water
to give it that distressed look.
While these dry,
let's talk vernacular.
Now, the first thing you need
to know is that christians
hate swear words
but love swearing.
If you want to swear like
a Christian, you either
spell out the word
or make it into a letter.
"F" that. Exactly. This'll help you
sound edgy while you're preaching.
All you have to do is preface
it with something like,
"now, I know I might get in
trouble for this, but..."
So here's this guy,
and he's traveling around,
persecuting christians.
Now, I know I'm gonna get
an e-mail about this,
but he's being
kind of an a-hole.
Am I right?
He is.
But this is the thing... and I'm gonna
keep going back to this point...
- Granola bars.
- No.
Fast food. It depends
on how much you spend.
What about pie?
Now we're talking desserts.
If the dessert is part of the meal,
it's probably already been prayed for.
If the dessert is the meal,
best bet's to pray for it.
And then I said, "what's a
calvinist doing in a buffet line?"
Whoa. Allow me, all right?
Heavenly father, thank
you for blessing us...
Bartender, can I get
two Shirley temples,
hold the fruit?
Check it out.
It's Hebrew.
What?
Hebrew.
It's an ancient language.
What does it mean?
I'm not sure.
So, uh, how long
have you
and Gabriel been...
You and Gabriel?
Um, like, a year.
Wow. That's something. Yeah.
Actually,
he's been talking
about starting his own
nonprofit someday,
and I think that's great.
That's great. Yeah.
It is great.
- Great.
- Who is it?
Don't worry about it. Do
you have somewhere to be?
Uh, no.
It's nothing.
It's just a guy.
Were you just
drinking surge?
Okay. He's trying
to quit dipping.
Stained-glass windows, organ
players, church hymnals...
all these things
are dead.
Christians have traded them out for
smoke machines, hipster fashions,
and fair-trade coffee.
Now, with this change comes
new revenue streams,
including, and most
importantly, Christian apparel.
Which is why I propose we start a
clothing line, and we're gonna call it...
"Cross dressing."
Pierce, don't give me...
I like it.
Really?
Yeah.
Thank you. Every t-shirt
that Yale kid wears has
has a Christian brand name
or positive slogan,
so if we come up with our own name or
message, we'll kill it with merchandise.
You know what I say
about little African babies,
like,
who's born in the filth
with flies in his face,
nothing to drink but dirty
sewer water, and I think,
not on my watch.
Yeah.
Not on my watch!
All chanting:
Not on my watch!
Show me the money!
Not on my watch!
Cross dressing's all about
making a statement.
"Abstinence is bad-a!"
Yeah, it's looking at you, kid!
Right in the face!
"F Satan!"
Yeah!
Look at that, girl!
Okay, now,
to the left.
One more time
to the right.
So what does he do?
He goes crawling around,
all around the desert,
only to fall plumb
smack-dab in the middle
of quicksand!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we can get this baby
out of the quicksand!
Brothers,
I only ask you
one question:
God may love you,
but does he like you?
All right. Good morning.
Hey.
Shall we?
Let's join hands.
Heavenly father,
we thank you for
this wonderful day,
and thank you for
all the blessings
that you've given us.
Father...
father God...
as we live out this day,
what are you doing tonight?
Please remind us of all
your unyielding love
and endless grace.
Got to come get some barbecue
with us when we're in Austin.
I'll try.,..As we
head to Austin.
It's kind of
non-negotiable.
...that you continue to
build this ministry up,
that we would fulfill
your calling
to be the biggest faith
event in the whole world.
Let me talk to Gabriel, and maybe
we can meet up with you guys.
Yeah?
Amen.
Amen.
All right.
I'm sure most of you
know about
the recent tragedy in
Zambia, the earthquake,
and as we pair up,
pray for the victims
of that tragedy
and that God's name
be praised throughout.
And be ready to leave
for Austin at 1:
00.Break it up.
Sam, would you like to be
prayer partners with me?
Do you want to...
dear lord,
first of all, I want to
thank you for this day
and for all
the blessings
that you've
given us.
Father God, in all this
tour craziness,
I want to pray
for Sam.
I pray that you stop
anyone and anything
that might distract him
from helping people
reach you.
Father, throw out
all temptation,
and please give me
the courage
to do whatever is necessary
to hold him accountable.
Oh, and I want to echo
what Ken said earlier
about Zimbabwe.
Amen.
Sam, would you
like to pray?
Did I...
did I do something?
Good chat.
Oh, no, man.
Sam, you have to stay
away from her, all right?
The last thing we need is that guy
running around playing detective.
I got it. Because if he
figures out about the bag...
I said I got it.
Okay, I'm almost
ready for you.
Sam, Brent's
almost ready for you.
All right, look. We have to
do something with that bag.
Get it out of here. Maybe we should
drop it at the house before...
no. Yeah.
Check one.
Check one, check one.
Keep going.
Sam, he's not getting anything!
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Check, one, two. I swear, I
can never get this thing.
It always sticks.
Check one.
You got something?
Uh, hi, I'm Sam atwell.
Hello. This is Tyler.
We're good.
We're good? Good.
Are we good?
All right. Tyler.
No, you know what?
Just stay focused, Sam.
Okay?
Hey, Sam, hey.
I need to check the
pickups in your mic.
Yeah, it's fine,
it's fine.
That's what I thought too, but
the pickups... let me just...
Yale, it's fine.
I said I got it.
I can handle it.
Okay?
Yeah, you can handle it.
Hey, you know what? You could
lighten up a little bit.
We're putting on a pretty amazing show.
It's not just a show anymore.
Hey. Hey, Sam.
Hey!
How are you?
Fantastic, thank you.
I just had to tell you
how truly inspired
I have been by
your last two sermons.
That's great, dude. That's awesome.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
Hey, Sam...
Yeah?
to go to Africa.
Drop everything here
and just go.
I know there are missionaries
leaving from Houston in a few days.
I understand that money may be a
huge issue and everything, but...
I just had to ask you,
how do you know what it is
that God wants you to do?
Well, I mean,
if you think about it, why wouldn't God
want you to go to Africa, you know?
I say if you feel
in your heart that God's
calling you to do that,
just go for it, dude.
Yes, yes, yes!
Definitely.
I... I just wish that God would
just pick up the phone, you know,
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