Best in Sex: 2017 AVN Awards Page #5

There was a bomb threat.

These people are brilliant.

There's a lot of random

scenarios that they do.

Like, this one, my boyfriend

can't make it to work,

so I'm trying to help him out

by cleaning the pool

for the guy that he works for,

and I accidentally put in

- the wrong stuff...

- Hey!

He wants all natural

cleaning products.

And you just put

that sh*t in my pool.

Who thought of,

she's gonna put in

the wrong cleaning stuff

and then I get disciplined?

The pizza guy and the mailman

guy stuff is getting boring,

so we gotta get to

the pool cleaning business.

What are you doing?

I think it's time

for you to have sex

with an actual person too.

I'm really proud of how far

I've come

and how much I've come.

Oh, my God, it's so big.

Please welcome the chief

executive officer of AVN,

Tony Rios.

Each year, one of the most

anticipated award presentations

is the one for Best New Starlet.

So in keeping with

a longstanding AVN tradition,

here now to present the award

and pass the crown

is last year's winner,

Abella Danger.

I'm so sad.

From the moment I started

performing, my ultimate goal

was to be awarded the title

of AVN Best New Starlet.

I did my absolute very best,

and AVN made my dream come true.

Although I'm extremely sad

about passing down the title,

I hope tonight's winner

cherishes and enjoys it

as much as I have.

So here are

this year's nominees.

I'm-I'm really sad

about doing this, guys.

And the winner is Holly Hendrix.

You got it!

You got it.

- No way.

- Good job.

No way, oh, f***.

Really?

This is way heavier

than I thought.

Holy sh*t.

Oh, my gosh, wow.

First of all,

I want to thank AVN

for making this happen for me.

Holy sh*t.

I love my job

more than anything.

I mean, f***,

I f*** for a living.

What could get better than that?

I wanna thank John

with East Coast Talents

for always being there with me.

I wanna thank all

of my East Coast Girls,

Tiffany Watson, Amara Romani,

Gina Valentina.

F***, all my girls, f***, yes!

We did it!

Thank you so much.

Oh, my gosh, I wanna thank

Jonni Darkko, Mason,

all my favorite directors.

Thank you, oh, my gosh.

F***.

Holly Hendrix, AVN 2017

Best New Starlet.

- No, no, no, no, f***.

- Girl, this is real.

Wait, wait, wait,

my b*obs are falling out.

Tuck them in.

How do you feel right now?

I feel like this is a dream.

I don't even feel like

this is real.

F***, me, really?

Me?

Congratulations, you got

a whole lot of pictures

- to take now.

- Oh, wow.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, AVN.

Thank you, everybody!

F***, this is

a huge honor for me.

Oh, my God.

I can't be that upset,

because I've had way more

opportunities

than most people, you know?

I need to go see Holly

and tell her congratulations

'cause she really did

she worked so hard this year.

I mean, I saw her showcase,

and it was-it was awesome.

She, I think she shoved

golf balls up her ass

and, like, pushed them out,

and that's amazing.

I couldn't do that.

That, you know,

she deserves it.

If you can do sh*t like that,

then you deserve it.

So I was looking up

#guyswithsplittongue,

and #splittongue

and this and that,

and so then he has one.

So I was like, "Like, like."

I had no shame.

I was just, like, writing him.

I sent you my photos.

So then he wrote me,

and then

I think I moved in, like,

two weeks later.

When we got together,

we were not monogamous at all.

- We've never been, ever.

- I had, like, a black guy

come over, like, three days

after she moved in,

and he was, like, f***ing her,

tied her to a door.

Like, it was just game on.

- Let's get the panties all the way off.

- You've got it.

We got started by just

posting our life on Tumblr,

the hotwifing thing.

Hotwifing is basically

being a slutty wife.

So you're married,

but you f*** everybody.

She's, like, f***ing people,

and I'm watching, you know,

and then joining in,

and so on and so forth.

We just got followers and got

followers and got followers.

Guys would write me

and be like,

"You literally

saved our marriage."

We were so open

about our relationship

that someone

thought that, you know,

they weren't weird.

Turn around, let's see that ass.

Once we got, like,

really popular, like,

and we started actually, like,

paying attention

to, like, fans,

we were like,

"Hey, guys, we're gonna

start doing porn now!"

So then we kind of just

transferred all of

the original fans

straight to Twitter

and adult life.

It was easy to cross over.

When I got into porn, like,

I was way more

That's Biggie.

Anyways.

When she first got in,

everything we were doing

was immediately like,

"You shouldn't be doing that."

You can't be married.

You can't have tattoos.

You can't wear black.

All these little weird things,

and we're like,

"Well, that's kind of, like,

not what we're about."

That's not our dynamic

to begin with.

A lot of porn couples, like,

they really don't want

their partner to have sex with

anybody unless it's for work.

- Yeah.

- And then at home, like,

aside from porn,

they're monogamous.

'Cause we don't see

the difference.

- We're like, "What?"

- Yeah, I'm like, "What?

- Okay."

- We're just not built that way,

so we just don't have the mental

capacity to understand

because we don't understand

monogamy at all.

- Yeah, yeah.

- So...

So it's us, basically.

It's not you guys.

- You guys are awesome.

- We just don't...

Keep doing you.

We just are f***ed up.

At this point in the show,

I'd like to take a moment

right now and acknowledge

the 2017 Trophy Girls.

Let's hear it for Gina Valentina

and Uma Jolie.

Come on, let them hear it,

everybody.

Look at them.

So, girls, I have

a couple questions.

What is something

that you've learned

from being a Trophy Girl?

Hmm, we learned the statues

are really heavy.

And that no one knows where

to get one when they win one.

But most importantly,

that you can be a part

of the whole show without

knowing the host's name.

Please leave.

That-that just-just leave.

- We know your name, Corey.

- Wait, wait.

I thought it was Kyle.

Uh, thank-thank you, ladies.

Thank you so much.

Let's hear it for the girls

names I don't remember.

Let's hear it.

Come on, let them hear it.

And put your hands together

for our next presenters,

Karlee Grey, Isiah Maxwell,

and Wicked Pictures girl

Jessica Drake,

ladies and gentlemen!

This next award

involves relaxation, lube,

and a lot of trust.

That's funny, that's the same

thing I offer in my Tinder bio.

Those are great things.

How are you single?

Who said I was single?

I get it.

Now let's take a look

at the nominees

- for Best Anal Sex scene.

- Speak louder!

Because you're actually

a slut and you love sex.

Can't believe you're f***ing

my ass right now.

Oh, f***!

I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

And the winner is...

Megan Rain

and Manuel Ferrara.

"Anal Models," Tushy,

Jules Jordan.

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